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Night blogger Steven strikes again
They told her to hit it as far as possible so she kicked it into the exosphere
Rude
Well, it was worth a shot
ALSO I’M TRAPPED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN IN A FUSION WITH A SARCASTIC JERKWAD
5,000 years on earth and they were too busy being adorable to learn how to use a washing machine
New Mission Objective: Acquire Butt
Always stay organized
Texting Malachite can be a real pain
That trip to Keystone really paid off
Congratulations Peridot!
What’s surprising is that she’s been alive for over 5,000 years and only eaten one mop
A mothering
“She can do magic tricks, and, uh, smash stuff!”
More anon answers under the cut! I realize that tumblr mobile doesn’t work the same way as the desktop version in terms of putting things under cuts, so I apologize to anyone who is subjected to this long post without wanting to be.First row:Thank you!
You don’t exactly need future vision to see who’s sleeping on the couch tonight
Steven, stop. You are too young to be a night blogger
Everybody knows that a confession is INFALLIBLE if it’s written on a pizza box
Don’t worry, that’s just her way of saying that she’s laughing too hard to continue the conversation
Inspired by this hilarious twitter account
And that’s the story of how the Beach City Shooting Range had to be rebuilt
NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU JUST SAWTHIS IS WHAT YOU LIVE FORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHI’M A GIANT PURPLE MONSTER
“Garnet, what’s your type?”“Me.”
…and also because Yellow Diamond wasn’t answering her FaceTime calls
Who knew that three eyes could produce so many more tears than two
Yeah, that’s what it is
Plot twist, Dogcopter 3 is actually Yellow Diamond’s favorite movie
Pearl is guaranteed to fall for these things 200% of the time
Lapis is always so thoughtful
Filed Under: References Steven will not understand
I just want you all to know that I watched Steven Universe for the first time three weeks agoAlso this blog has existed for less than a day and it already has twice as many followers as my 2.5 year old main blog
She’s also quite partial to
C’MON SAPPHIRE HE WAS LIKE NINE
CAN FRUIT CRY. YES OR NO
Anon answers under the cut!Thank you very much!Wow, I hope you regain your ability to even! Thank you for your message!Thank you, I love posting on it! And I will keep it up, as long as my obsession with Steven Universe continues, which I reckon it will
Hey all! I’m not going to make a habit of making posts on this blog in anything but the “traditional” format, but this is an exception. The blog blew up a little bit while I was asleep, so I just want to announce something.Since I don’t want this
Ugh, some gems are so self-centered
ARCHERS HATE HER! Local woman is Giant
THE RHYTHM HAS HER
Yellow Diamond is SO gonna hear about this
How To Be Direct, a guide by Garnet
Future vision saves lives
She likes to send out live updates while watching Steven sleep, it’s an experience
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PEARL YES
Why does she always do this
If you’re wondering which gem only texts in caps, it’s Jasper
Oh look, homeworld gems can text too
WHOOPS I started a blogfollow for more gem banter
