Texts Between Gems (textsbetweengems.tumblr.com)
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Steven found a use for that thing. [The actual name of my external hard drive](Submitted by cosmicirwxn)
I saw it on a laffy sapphy wrapper.(Submitted by aliece-eve)
Lapis is the best at jokes(Submitted by imnotyourprisoner)
So I drew that wheelbarrow centaur thing. Enjoy.(Submitted by tallerthanatitan)(I’d like to say a special thank you to all the people who drew Wheelbarrow Centaur Lady for me! There are a couple more of them that’ll be posted throughout the day, and
Actual texts between me and my mother(Submitted by swanky-spooky-groovy)
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I couldn’t resist. Malachite’s beauty has killed me.(Submitted by siony-puppy)
Submitted by imnotyourprisoner
Cue X-files theme (Submitted by shiro-neko-potato)
Peri is getting very fed up with Steven’s punning(Submitted by shiro-neko-potato)
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“Go Lapis, Go Lapis, It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday!”(Submitted by iced-mocha-camellia)
Inspired on real events. (Submitted by myfandomsmakemecry)(Hi, everyone! Once again, Happy Submission Saturday! Today’s the day I take a break and post all the submissions I’ve received throughout the week. If someone’s submission makes you laugh,
“AAAGH! It just dispensed a banana from the charger port!”“You should eat that before it scans you again. For your own safety.”
We were very tired, we were very merry—We had gone back and forth all night on the ferry.It was bare and bright, and smelled like a stable—But we looked into a fire, we leaned across a table,We lay on a hill-top underneath the moon;And the whistles
Stress Ball meets Anger Square
Looks like Yellow Diamond’s just gonna have to gain followers the old-fashioned way: by threatening all of her subjects with the death penalty
Poor Amethyst, life just isn’t fair
Night Blogger Steven has a disturbing revelation
Lapis Lazuli making sure someone will carry on her legacy
AMETHYST YES
“IT WAS ALL VERY OFFICIAL AND MILITARY AND STRATEGIC!! REALLY!!!!!!”
What in the world would you ever need a broken food processor for?
Anon answers under the cut! This one’s a biggie.Haha, I’ve never gotten spam like that via text before! I imagine it doesn’t happen with G-Mobile.Nope, the hiatus will continue until September. Sad, I know. I was looking forward to having new content
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Verdict: Guilty, for cheating on Cartoon Network with other channelsSentence: 1,000 years no dinner, but actually enforced this time
Jasper and Lapis are the elements of Rage and Sarcasm, respectively
Jeez, can’t a girl shapeshift into a boulder and lie on the beach all day for personal reasons without being harassed and furiously documented?
…The red one?
Excuses, excuses
“Also, she has no heart. She stopped shapeshifting one in order to have more space for her stomach. So stop taking her advice.”
When universes collide
What’s a ten year grudge to an ancient rock?
It’s important to tell people how you really feel
Plot twist
There are some things even Future Vision can’t prepare you for
Working up Peridot via text is the most fun a gem can have without leaving the temple
He’s always right; he must be really good guesser
ausgespielt adjective Thoroughly exhausted; enervated; frazzled, played out
Was she strong in the real way or in the real way? Or in the real way?
Gems don’t need sleep but this is still exhausting
What are these “rules” you speak of? Garnet wins. Garnet always wins
You should have been able to “C” this coming, Steven
Yeah, that’s probably what it was
*peri voice* but please still find me sO I CAN LEAVE THIS HORRIBLE PLANET oh peridot, this is why we make sure we’re sending texts to the right people(Submitted by misakithehugger)(This is it for this week’s Submission Saturday. Thank you for all
Step 1: Sing to the tune of “Stronger Than You”. Step 2: Die laughingThis is not technically a submission, but if someone’s tags are funny enough I reserve the right to do this. argenteuscg, you’re a genius and you killed me(Edit: People have
“Steven was not happy the next day… Connie was :33333” (I’m sorry I’m shipping trash)(Submitted by pastaofnerdisim)
Pearl finally wasn’t on a mission for once on October 31st…(Submitted by revalista)
“good one, though, steven”(Submitted by shiro-neko-potato)
Text by textsbetweengems since Garnet asked.. I assumed that she just wanted to send snaps to. “Herself” I could just imagine that Sapphire is photogenic and she’s the one that takes the most selfies(Submitted by siony-puppy)
Garnet. Master of comedy.(Submitted by now-i-only-want-you-gone)
Takes place sometime between Cry For Help and Friend Ship. Garnet having to manually ignore Pearl.(Submitted by lucario-of-hyrule)
I hope you don’t mind that I gave Malachite a ‘voice’(Submitted by anonymous)
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Lapis is the blue text, peridot is the grey text. Hope you like it! (=^•3•^=)(Submitted by holycowimgarbage)
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