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(Not exactly a traditional submission, but thank you to quartztheories for getting me a shout-out from my favorite SU twitter account! I’m sorry I didn’t thank you sooner. Your ask box wasn’t open and I couldn’t send fanmail, but I’m posting
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SAY THAT TO HER MINI FACE, PUNK
Holo-Pearl needs some serious reprogramming
I’m not sure that’s what she meant, Steven
Gotta pass the time somehow
Catching the monster took ten minutes. Getting to 1961 took ten hours
You want some cheese with that whine, Peridot?
Future vision saves the day once again
The Crystal Gems are getting really tired of receiving threats from someone with the strategy and the location of a shipwreck
Hi, everyone. I’d just like to announce that this blog’s first ever Submission Saturday will be this Saturday, July 25! On that day, instead of posting my own content, I will publish all of the user submissions I have received; texts, art, voiceovers,
It’s a win-win-win-win situation (Steven wins twice because he gets two scoops)
Like 50% of their interactions are Ruby telling puns and Sapphire threatening to end their relationship
‘i mean, maybe. it could have been someone else pretending to be a whale. i dont know”
She wants to sign up so that she can send snaps of herself to herself
Night Blogger Steven attempts to empathize; fails
“Seriously, girl! I used to be a mirror. I can work with this.”
Time to amend your inductive reasoning, butthead
Hi again, everyone! 30 minutes ago I launched a survey in honor of this blog’s one week anniversary. 15 minutes ago I realized that it would only show results for 100 people. Just now I moved the survey onto a less restrictive website that will let
Hi everyone! I hope you’re all enjoying this blog. In honor of it turning one week old today, I’ve put together a small survey (edit: the survey website only lets you see the results for 100 people, so I removed the link. Thank you everyone who took
The perils of having “Pearl” and “Peridot” right next to each other in your contacts
Anon answers under the cut! Remember, if you don’t see your question here, it’s probably in the FAQ!*Greg voice* Garnet likes to eat sometimes!Oh my, are you the same person who called me “tiny precious tater tot friend“ the other day? I like
Poor Jasper, nothing works
What else are they supposed to do when they read at a high school level and all their favorite books keep getting made into movies?
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“It’s an easy mistake to make, though. We’re practically twins!”
(it’s a lot)
She may be the physical embodiment of patience, but the stove is just too slow
She’s a just small gem with some big plans
“You should have seen it! It was the most graceful, elegant convulsion those humans had ever witnessed!”
Lapis, no! The last thing Night Blogger Steven needs is encouragement
Yellow Diamond is the gem equivalent of the mom who brings you to the grocery store then forgets and leaves without you
Oh my gosh, they’d all be living in a cave if it wasn’t for Pearl
Lots of anon answers under the cut! If you don’t see your question answered here, it’s probably because I answered it in my shiny new FAQ!Yes, I’ve seen that before. It would take some extra effort, but I could probably make a group chat if I wanted
GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT, GARNET
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Deadly Combat Skills: ✅Basic Human Life Skills: ❌
Night Blogger Steven strikes out against the enemy
“Now entering the ring, it’s none other than our tag team world champions, Laughy Sapphy and The Eternal Flame Baby!”*crowd cheers*
She’s bluffing. Even Amethyst has standards
Is she serious? Is she joking? The world may never know
Pretty sure her chances of getting rescued just went from 0% to like -5%
Just answer the question, Garnet
Oh come on, Pearl. You don’t even drink tea
Oh Garnet, there’s no need to jump to conclusions
Steven knows that the enjoyment of animation from any channel besides Cartoon Network is punishable by death in the Crystal Gem household
A few posts ago I asked in the tags what flavor of gummy Garnet would be. The answer may shock youOr it may not shock you. The overall winner in terms of votes was black cherry, followed by cola and regular cherry. Thanks to everyone who voted. Since
Because why hide snacks in your pockets when you could hide them in your Garnet?
Night Blogger Steven is on a mission to text a different person from his contacts every single night
Anon answers under the cut. Sorry to anyone on mobile who has to scroll down this long post!Is… Is this a hate message? Is this what anon hate is?Here’s the deal with suggestions: If your suggestion is vague, like two character names or a general
“Nice weather we’re having, eh Jasper?”“WE’RE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN”
You can also go fishing in the ocean without reeling in a giant woman or an army of watermelons
You’re gonna have to contact IT for that, Peridot
I’M FLIPPING OUT DUDE. SOMEONE WHO I’VE BEEN FOLLOWING FOR 3 YEARS (PRACTICALLY AS LONG I’VE BEEN ON TUMBLR) AND WHO I HAVE NEVER EVER TALKED TO REBLOGGED A POST FROM THIS BLOG. A POST THAT I MADE!!! THIS IS WHAT SUCCESS FEELS LIKE
Filed Under: Suggestions that never failInspired by this post
Hundreds of years later and still no chill
PSA: Don’t say clod. The only “C” word you need is “Cartoon Network”
