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insomniac-arrest: I watched Aggretsuko, it’s good 👌
lordnot: lukewarmskywalker: idontreallyfuckwithcheese: #this enrages me every time i see it for the simple fact that john mulaney would have been 15 when princess diana died #which begs the question #if he’s lying #does that mean he did it? #he also
ore-wa-kingcrab: source
officialunitedstates: inmyheadandonmymind: officialunitedstates: did good on my bread final no no no no. you did well, not good. you do well, you are good. thanks for the grammar lesson but I don’t need it. I’m majoring in bread
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zombiekaiba: My favorite thing about the ygo tcg is that these professional game designers looked at the utterly bs duel strategies from the early manga/anime, understood better than anyone how bs they were, but created actual cards that could roughly
ohh-lover: dockhands: bookthiefes: countvonroo: I love how groups of friends will end up adopting a group name. like wether it’s something just like “squad” or “meme team” an inside joke or something. and you’ll just refer to the group
the-cuckoos-crossing: Getting the approval rating to 100% is fun, huh?
redhead4eyes: paper-storm: Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x Welp
grandpamagnet: roachranch: So my boyfriend came out as trans last night and I realized something… back when we first started dating we identified as lesbians, then I came out as trans and consequently realized I’m bisexual, and now I’m in a gay
ananxiousraccoon: ananxiousraccoon:
stimmystuffs: heywetotheotherworld: bruja-chillona: coconutkin: chibi-pixel: xascai: stimmystuffs: stimmystuffs: in 2018 we start opressing people who like their hot chocolate with water if youre lactose intolerant you can stay but youre
clairvoyance51: Persona 2 - Innocent sin
windiskywalker: The USA rn regarding the end of the Korean War
saladsaladnovski: uniondead: saladsaladnovski: saladsaladnovski: if you take the muffler off your car or motorcycle… just… fuck you great way to scream out to the world “i am annoying!!! i’m really annoying and i don’t care about other
ascendingvenus: pandaspwnz: farfrompaid: You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE affirmations!!! speak em!! they work!!!!!
strangeparker: art imitates life
chocohugs:
meqabitch: theryanproject: futureblackpolitician: cloacacarnage: i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do Wtf???? Smoove with it too This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain
pattyjenkins: *male celebrities worrying about getting their career ruined* all of us:
incorrectp5:Makoto: Yusuke, please calm down.Yusuke: To quote Hamlet, Act III, Scene III, line 87: “no.”
someone-save-meeee: I went into tales of vesperia expecting angsty edgelord yuri lowell going on a journey to uncover his dark past or something. What I got instead was sassy, stressed mom friend yuri lowell who just wanted to find that fucking aque
goopy-gan: doofcas: mrcleanheichou: doofcas: mrcleanheichou: doofcas: doofcas: Me: *picks up “dead” bat in my yard so my dog doesn’t eat it* “Dead” bat: O_O Me: O_O Me upon realizing I am holding a very not dead bat and not dead
Soap ma bro
emchromatic: thenatsdorf: “Do I look like I eat bugs?!” I love this frog so much I drew a comic of it.
firey-rising-demon: susiephone: favorite story: apparently, while filming “black swan,” the director would try to pit mila kunis and natalie portman against each other, telling them that the other woman was doing a better job, in hopes of making
star-cocks: me when a male character wears minimal clothing covering his crotch and the coward character designer gives him absolutely zero (0) bulge
piisbetterthanpie: notanangryvegan: dropthe-bass: edwardspoonhands: Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without
thelibrarina: squeeful: zarekthelordofthefries: acceptableduraz: zarekthelordofthefries: Not to critique evolution, but I would think orange and black stripes wouldn’t be as good for camouflage in a forest as, say, green and black would. It turns
gomboc123: baes-before-gays: THIS IS OFFICIAL ART I’M SCREAMING Just a reminder that this is official art of Roy Mustang’s funeral
altonzm: yungmethuselah: There’s no reason you can’t eat pie at every meal. They make fruit pies, vegetable pies, meat pies, meat substitute pies, I mean pies easily cover 100% of your necessary nutrient groups. They even make cake pies. The only
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Holy shit look at these water textures!!!
just-shower-thoughts:Blood is thicker than water. But, syrup is thicker than blood. Therefore pancakes are more important than family.
randomsplashes:i feel attacked lmao
neocybex: does someone ever say something to you and you can just feel the figuratively pop up over your head
neurodivergent-crow: androidboy: androidboy: a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i 1) didn’t flinch 2) caught the ball 3) threw it back at the guy 4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod it was like
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roachpatrol: blinkpen: i know GIR was the face Lol Random type humor for the longest time but tbh you could always sorta guess what types of things he would say. Ed’s dialogue from EEnE was far more amusingly authentic in how nonsensical it was like
wonderytho: Meirl
pharaohskeep: I have a slowly-growing folder called “times Zorc regretted picking a sixteen-year-old as his avatar of ultimate evil”
I send me to the shadow realm
profeminist: Merriam Webster: Pansexual’ is our top search today. Tessa Thompson: The future is bright.
sangled: lesbian-yandere: YALL THEY’RE ADVANCING
iridessence: queerpontmercy: iridessence: If you don’t have anywhere to wear a very specific piece you have in your wardrobe, grab a friend or three and host a “soirée.” Get some ŭ sparkling wine or grape juice, some cheese or cocktail onions
tchaikovsgay: escapx: tchaikovsgay: emmarosethinkstoomuch: musicallifeline: tchaikovsgay: tchaikovsgay: Hawaii is talking about banning sunscreen that’s harmful to coral and I think that’s very environmentally sexy of them No ones gonna
pankaeks: accountmadejusttotellsomeonetoge: thosevideogamemoments: Pls… That’s just what the book says
binoctis:you laugh but this was the plot of full metal alchemist
cloysterbell: cloysterbell: enginaero: cloysterbell: If I walk into a Subway and ask them to make me a grilled cheese, do you think they’d do it? Try phrasing it like “American cheese on six-inch Italian bread, toasted” Good news: Every time
nihilistgirlfriend: plantanarchy: nihilistgirlfriend: plantanarchy: still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples A farmer, by hand and with love and care wild bees still
itseasytoremember: me: i wanna swim in a natural pond or lake, i want to walk in and see the moss and the trees and the little fish and just be one with nature also me: hUHEDN SomNETH sloPRY TOUHCY MEy LEG
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keksetsu: prinsaws: ipecacandcivetoil: ipecacandcivetoil: so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know they actually did a study on this and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches yes
theriu: towritecomicsonherarms: legendary This is at its funniest if you understand that turning on the lights totally blinds people wearing night vision goggles.
loadingartist: punstoppable punishment
anue: doujinshi: highway robbery was maple story who wouldn’t even sell u the damn item they just rented it to you for 90 days after you paid money for it. a few years ago I did a video calculating how much money it would cost you to fully fund your
kaijuno: HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39
helloitsbees: delightfuldonutdreams: Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if
oldwayout: My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any
featherywingss: My phone at 1% battery: finally,,,,the sweet embrace of death,,,,,,my codes are clearing,,,,,,,my burdens are lifted,,,,,,,,,,,, Me, jamming the charger in seconds before it shuts off: you’re gonna stay alive and suffer like the rest
featherywingss: My phone at 1% battery: finally,,,,the sweet embrace of death,,,,,,my codes are clearing,,,,,,,my burdens are lifted,,,,,,,,,,,, Me, jamming the charger in seconds before it shuts off: you’re gonna stay alive and suffer like the rest
