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hamfootsia:Once I was playing mgs3 while the plumbers were over fixing the sink and I paused to get a drink and when I sit down one of the plumbers is looking and the screen and he goes “you’re character’s name is Snake?” and I say “yes, but
songsofseparation: relishboi: *i say the word feet and the horde theme from left 4 dead starts playing*
brunhiddensmusings: katjohnadams: minusthelove: kingjaffejoffer: Executive chef at a top Thai restaurant tells Gordon Ramsay that his Pad Thai is trash [x] Lmao “what do you want to know from me?” Fuck! So no one thinks that Gordon’s being “Put
halsnasaglass: me as your neighbor: *in my garden at 10 pm using a flashlight to pick basil*
fahrvergnugen: christianmetalhead2112: dirtyrotteninfidel: Holy shit im dying right now..prob the best one This actually probably is the best one hahahaha a lot of my faves The best.
lukestarkillerisgay:i said whoever burned the library of alexandria you’re moms a hoe
Tastefully Offensive
stoned-matt: that just how it be sometimes
planet-p0pstar: Say what you will about Akechi but at least he returns the weapons you gave him before he murders you
aureliegomez: Some warm-up doodles from this week featuring Lotor
office-clerk: AND IN THE LEFT CORNER, ALL THE WAY FROM JAPAN 🇯🇵
tikkilanka:had a very remarkable conversation with my cat today
theyorhe: lettersfromthegreenroom: vicarious–vagabond: laryna6: Anhedonia - not finding pleasure in things you normally take pleasure in - is a symptom of depression. When depressed, you will also be reluctant to start things, and won’t find things
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dreamingofastory: Me, leaving my room after a depressive episode:
actuallyalivingsaint: spektordetektor: This is so pure I’m gonna die Egyptians: It mew. Cats: mew
retrogamingblog: Gilded Eeveelutions made by Virize Available as prints here
shadow-chan93: How to summon the Heart of the Cards
adrianianam: nilvoid: nilvoid: Elon Musk, a white European who benefitted from his upbringing is apartheid South Africa, is mad that a bunch of people pointed out to him on Twitter that he’s constantly lying about retaliating against Tesla employees’
sombreset: sombreset: what do you see
if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my
D.I.C.E
sir-keaton: b0yhearts: dating a boy bigger than you: his hoodies will look cute and oversized on you dating a boy your size: you can share hoodies and they will fit and look nice dating a boy smaller than you: your hoodies will look cute and oversized
pinktatertots99: thedesigndome: 19th Century Church Renovated With 21st Century Technology Moment Factory, multimedia studio based in Canada, has transformed Montreal’s Notre-Dame Basilica Church into an immersive installation, complete with sound,
dippyface: tockthewatchdog: cake with fondant literally isn’t even food it’s like a play dough sculpture with cake trapped inside its vile thank you for your bravery in speaking the truth about this
ventoaureoreo: someone: *mentions my favorite character* me: *vibrating at frequency that shatters glass* yeah I love them a normal amount
daddyzarc: Who the fuck woke him up
crocophile: edgar allen poe’s famous short story, ‘bird tells me to fuck off in my own home’
cyanideending: squided: stewart-or-mcavoy: dogsinspirerabbits: dork-larue: treblemakeranna: What she says: I’m fine What she means: What time period does A Series of Unfortunate Events actually take place? There is mention of horse-drawn carriages,
onemanstampede: yeah-yeah-beebiss-1: doubletranquility: doubletranquility: underappreciated source of comedy are those really over the top love live ita bags that often have multiple of the same type of merch and are like symmetrical n shit as this
cálë lómillon tuiuva
“millenials killing cable”
maplebungus: maplebungus: maplebungus: me when im just fucking chilling. im just fucking chilling. dont look at me. dont fucking look at me im chilling.
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: thewintersoldiersbutt: “can they stop casting 30 year olds to play teenagers and cast actual teenagers!!” *marvel casts a 19 year old as spiderman* “wtf is he 11?????????????” That’s literally the point
gayred5: gracetowns: romeo and juliet (1.4) - william shakespeare romeo: i had this intense af dream last night bromercutio: oh so did iromeo: what did u dream dudemercutio: that ur full of shit
relatablepicturesofyuugi: millenniumpedant: relatablepicturesofyuugi:
mallowhoney: jefflaclede: reblogging because this will never stop being funny “Go make your own” “STOP PANDERING TO THE GAYS” “But sir… I am a gays.”
watch me latch onto any traumatized character whose past even slightly resembles mine in some minute way at the speed of light
fit-physicist: theunstuffedpepper: I just found out that botanically, bananas are berries. I don’t know what to do with this information. 🍌🍓🤔 IT’S TIME FOR MY FAVORITE COMIC @theunstuffedpepper
celticpyro: chuckles-the-jester: lolnoodle: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @johnny-boy-17 Flannel Wizard serving some tea.
salytierra: iveseenthetruth: captainsaku: I found these tags on that post asking adults to list their age. This is one of many who seem to agree with OP’s sentiment. I think kids on the internet these days–and by “kids” I mean anyone under
magic-murder-bag: zoewashburne: jewishkarkat: are u the “i gotta to save everyone” protagonist or the “i did not sign up for this shit” protagonist #like i did not sign up for this shit but i’m gotta save everyone but i’m gonna be really
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I send me to the shadow realm
claricechiarasorcha: meggannn: how can ppl say cats are heartless tbh I once stayed at a game reserve in South Africa, and they had three cheetahs – two males and one female. The boys stuck together (they were brothers), but female cheetahs are
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cakemagemae: farashasilver: littlesystems: littlesystems: Fandom: Adults: *create a space for other adults* Minors*: *come into that space* Minors: this isn’t a safe space for kids!! Adults: …..uhh no, it’s not. Minors: why are you personally
cockchomp: not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
meatballmeatballspaghetti: w-r-o-u-g-h-t: honestly fuckin “lovecraft inspired” games are everywhere and in every genre except the one they really need to be in farming sims like nothing says lovecraft like being aware of cosmic terror in your town
thyrell: xxxtictacion: Hey uh op…. where’s your url… there’s no url because god sent this post down to us
Soap ma bro
mysteriouslypeculiar: christianstepmoms: thebuttkingpost: Good news everyone skyrim has been ported to the Bethesda offices carpet Who the fuck designed support pillars to obstruct a quarter of the hallway? Bethesda
thepigeongazette:tis the season
pancakeke: puzzles-or-whatever: *uses one (1) hint coin* Hint: “Just think about the question a little more carefully and the answer should be clear! :)” Me:
cyberscully: as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.
moby-grapes: so my friend is studying abroad in germany this semester
turing-tested: still thinking about how i was in a discord once and someone asked me if i took constructive criticism and how i said “only in the form of bullets” and the next thing i heard was a gun being cocked in voice call
fiddler-unroofed: antongarou: captainlordauditor: gallusrostromegalus: nonbinaryvexahlia: zmyaro: nonbinaryvexahlia: one of the weirdest ways that language is evolving in response to the internet is that “bad words” just. do not have the same
bando–grand-scamyon: dragon-in-a-fez: this bitch empty, TWEET BYE! ^