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witchella: historyfilia: we think Greeks were a very rational people and all until we learn about the Buphonia, an Athenian ritual where a laboring ox had to be sacrificed but at the same time, this was considered a terrible crime. so when the priest
nochillscientist: sentimental-apathy: yeahishipitbitch: iwishiwascreative: Guys my cat is so polite Fun fact:My cat does this too and I was curious as to why so I asked the vet. Apparently your cat is hearing the stutter in your heart beat caused
fantheoriesandfoodporn: So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it? Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids
rawedbyawerewolf: noblepeasant: transgambit: darkseid: what the fuck no horror movie will ever make me feel this afraid Its a pun “Miku dayo” means “Miku is here” But “Mikudayo” means “I see you” Terrifying nonetheless.
florenceofalabia: hugealienpie: sweetschizo: There’s a fine line between “pushing yourself out of your comfort zone” and “pushing yourself into a mental breakdown” and we need to fucking find it and stop encouraging people to do the second
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skunkmemther: crtter: omgkalyppso: lordnotcrossing: At this point, it has to be asked: are any of the rabbit villagers/campers actually rabbits?! Don’t forget. Well, given that there are canon rumors that Tom Nook himself isn’t actually a tanuki:
radioactivecallista: argumate: what’s a king to another, gayer king. A boyfriend?
sighinastorm: fangirltothefullest: pochowek: heres a little.. controversy Why not both? It got better!
underworldfire: rock10zxa: crrocs: What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook I will reblog anytime I see this
dearlesbian: someone: what harry potter house are you :) me: i’ve come to really not like harry potter, because of the way the majority of its fans behave as well as the bullshit jk rowling says and does and im not really comfortable identifying w/
4chanofficial: dontmindme-idontevenknow: 4chanofficial: hOW 2 LOOK COOL B4 SCHOOL nOW GO GET URSELF SOME BITCHES How to look like a douche bag**** wow„„i cant beleieeve!!! that ur insultingme & my friends im GOUING 2 spit monster energy™
highfunctioningfool:
catchymemes: It’s the law
toastyhat: shakespork: wierdrocks: killerkitty707: “Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet” But it’s just as fast one giveth and one taketh away #…one yoinketh and one yeeteth away - @5qui99l3
pinkgelatin:This, dear children, is how you do a Leap of Faith.And this is how you don’t.
everythingfox: everythingfox: What cute dogs 😊… wait One of these things is not like the other
aurric: social-justin-warrior: aurric: mohamedlamine: Holy shit. In the fourth grade, we had to pick an inventor, dress like the inventor, and explain our invention. I decided to pick something off the wall (instead of, like, a light bulb), so I
tinsil:post case 5-3
chealinks:*Phoenix Voice* Maya stop making people eat that junk all the time, our stomachs aren’t a black hole like yours-
peppermint-shamrock: If you challenge Yami Bakura as Atem, Atem demands to know what he’s planning. Yami Bakura responds: “Nothing.” I have never heard anything more accurate.
foxtroupe: yusuke is a living meme pass it on
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ace-attorney-shitpost: “If I had a nickel for every time I cross-examined a parrot, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s kind of weird that it happened twice.” - Phoenix Wright after he finished cross-examining a parrot in Professor
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pyjamaviolets: when you try and improve yourself but you’re still the same
obeyyournavigator: Sir, are you aware you’re the Captain? Anyway these are the same.
gekimayu: jocklee: how is all the naruto kids gonna look like shit in their 30s but gai sensei, nearly 50 yrs old, can still get it ??? i didnt see it at first bc i was distracted by gai, but does that fucking exit sign have the naruto run on it?
indigoninja: billiam-spockspeare: gaypoedameron: u know when u watch a movie and afterward you’re like “god the score was so fucken good who composed it” and the answer is hans zimmer every time he is just That Bitch
henrold: the reason i like staying up late so much is because between the hours of 1am-5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. i could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. it’s so silent and calm. i love
glitterygoofball: saltymommie: One tells truths…the other only lies…. They’re cats. They’re both lying
theaparti:anyone who tells you games can’t be positive life changing experiences aren’t to be trusted tbh
loveloveguiltyy: someone has probably already done this but. jaodkdodldldldl
lunaesteria: headphone-cat: Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox I fucking forgot that I reblogged this and woke up to some weird shit lmao
lotordoodle: I love him so much it hurts 😭 If you anti don’t interact please
petnursy:Step on me evil space prince
infinityonthot: fangoddess817: endreams-s: writing-prompt-s: A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer. Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill
toanshirotaka: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :O :O :O :O :O :o
thebootydiaries: me: *forgets friends birthdays* me: *confuses memories* me: *forgets own middle name* me, also: hey did you know that all pennies minted prior to 1982 are pure copper pennies and not copper plated and are technically actually worth 2
aquestionofcharacter: aquestionofcharacter: if you relate to having an idea for a story for 4 to 8 years with almost zero progress towards actually writing it down, clap your hands
glumshoe: glumshoe: “Awkward silence”? Nah I’m just mentally going through the dialogue options and trying to figure out if any of them are accidentally rude. Oh Wow Whoops I Guess That Was The Sarcastic Option Instead Of The Nice One Wasn’t
afgunst:
dumd0ll: ampervadasz: Unmute ! Help her down!
badgerofthebarricades: edgebug: deaddboy: no one wants to admit they shop at hot topic but we all do I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather
pixieturtle: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fewer bisexuals who are suave and seductive more bisexuals who are incredibly awkward around their same-sex crushes b/c they were never taught how to flirt in gay post cancelled,
unapologeticlotorstan: professorpotato: letstalkaboutmanga: smolsarcasticraspberry: bbtree: smolsarcasticraspberry: bbtree: leadernovaandthemacabre: sol1056: smolsarcasticraspberry: bbtree: weebleswrites: sol1056: bbtree: i’ve changed
katsuurio: spastictrash: now that tumblr has colored text you can highlight important things like youre in an ace attorney game ballistic markings are the fingerprints of a weapon. The autopsy report has been updated
actuallylotor: marsixm: lets make a new trope: gay characters who are actually seemingly impossible to kill to the point that all of their enemies are comically frustrated. functionally immortal gay characters. being gay making you immortal. unkillable
furbearingbrick: brotoro: there is NO toxic mold growing on this post i repeat there is NO MOLD on this post It is safe to touch the mold wrote this
vampireapologist: saltymommie: Apparently in 19th era london poor people would just watch fires for entertainment and literally i remember one time my friends and i saw a fire from the freeway and pulled off to find it and watch it burn people have never
probablygoodrpgideas: agentxpoe: captain-boomerang: captain-boomerang: check out this periodic table I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit I’m on mobile and I just thought the image kept messing up Magic
miku-p: forreal that 35 y/o dude who’s tryna marry miku is gonna have to square up with me if he wants her
quantumghosts: parpatarts: sylph-of-breath: prokopetz: Random Headcanon: Link’s androgyny isn’t just an artefact of the Zelda franchise’s art direction - and neither is it particularly unusual. Sexual dimorphism among Hylians is legitimately
queenoftheimps: burntcopper: …I’m not seeing anything wrong, per se. this was great, but the part that’s killing me is Netflix’s follow-up
Holy shit look at these water textures!!!
purple space disaster
finnishedddd: war-lesbian: trans-mimikkyu: war-lesbian: man… the only animal to ride the horse well that’s just a man with feathers BEHOLD A MAN
“ad blocker detected” yeah no shit assholes
nachosforfree: Have I posted this yet
