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ovenworthy: finallyiveflown: ovenworthy: That was so embarrassing I’m never speaking again I dont even know what you’re talking about but im reblogging A waitress said “enjoy your meal” and I replied “love you too”
kingcheddarxvii: super-massive-asshole:kingcheddarxvii:judgmental farmer: why the heck did ya name yer dang horse Mayo, son?my horse Mayo: *neighs* What the fuck? well pardner, I named my horse Mayo because horses are inclined to neigh, and “Mayo
tsarcasm: trapsical: I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so
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Booty is life
saxophone-kraken:eskow: eskow:saxophone-kraken:Fifty Shades of Garyby me olivia why does this have almost 300 notes what did you do olivia the notes have tripled be careful What is even happening
postllimit: thelandofslumpalump: postllimit: magic How many tries did it take to get this one because im a fuckin wizard
theryanproject:bandolin21:The kind of Easter egg hunt every college student needs.^if that were the case the Easter egg hunt would turn into the hunger games
surprisebitch: queencent:eziocauthon89: safetytank: i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE SO DID I I DID TOO i thought it was giving the pole a blowjob
bipetual: illegally downloading things
half boy half robot half ravioli
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adventureiwillalwaysseek: orange is the new black solving world problems
paulsrockinpagoda: presidentobarna: leaf-jelly: 131-di: illogicalhumanoid: brickiestsurgeon: 131-di: the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before??? reblogging my own
dermythosdessisyphos: wewillavenge-it: nickiminiall: isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings? Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets? glasses
If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?
supersmashthestatebros: okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.
snorlaxatives: sometimes in life you’re faced with really tough decisions
queen-of-fallen-angels: jaxs-the-fallen-angel: howling-rising-demon: princess-dickhead: delzdesigns: Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads. The amount of dad jokes… “I’m hungry”“Hi
jeanmarcoing: did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus
asscroissant:bewbin: what the fuck venasaur doing? his best
godanott:i feel like i’ve given birth to my first child
ayemceee: — Central Park, New York City — Barcelona, Spain — Rio de Janeiro, Brazil — Male, Maldives — Niagra Falls, USA/Canadian border — Tulip fields, Holand — Egyptian Pyramids — Artificial Islands, Dubai — Venice, Italia — Santiago,
kurosaki224: arkhamboundz:Does anyone else remember playing music in Windows Media Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours are you kidding this was my first drug
zackisontumblr: me
starklord-dude-of-the-north: disneybombshell: c-a-bergamot: 100% all but one of them are Americans. DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK DWAYNE JOHNSON LOOKS LIKE THE ROCK!?!? I sincerely hope im not infected with the ammount of stupid in this post.
sinfulsub: Lead me Feed me Fill me Fuck me
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iwantwillgraham:missdontcare-x: You just can’t not reblog this. you forgot us
mrs-420: LETS TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A FUCKING MINUTE.
packingmybaggins: There’s a blind boy in one of my English teacher’s classes and last week our assignment was to write poetry about nature… this is what he turned in: Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I can’t see.
naked-banana-man: awkwardjamie: fkinclaimedurls: what happened in 1915 we don’t talk about 1915 at least they eventually realised they should start filling the bottles with coke
vorfreudde: Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs
gnarly: when you see bae is talking to someone hotter than you
cuntakinte: do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
pinkmanjesse:me: i’ll get out of bed at 9 a.m.clock: 9:00me:
mercedesbenzodiazepine: I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit
imhisnaughtyprincess: It’s a powerful weapon! 😉
gnarly:a dress that looks blue and black to some people and to others gold and white this must be the work of
kichiru:kichiru:According to my Japanese students… omfg it’s back
thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited: ex0skeletal:In case you’re sad here are some buns. The first one is a very polite bun
kmeuh: Elizabeth II playable in Smash Bros. 4 with various skins.
patrik-star: lampooh:itneedsmorepink: patrik-star:who is zeyn malek? and why does he have so many Retits? anyways im hungry im gonna go eat a krabby patty Retits How do you not know who he is? Have you been living under a rock or something!?!!?!!
brianmalik: if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away
gnarly:me: *sleeps for 4 hours* tiredme: *sleeps for 8 hours* tired me: *sleeps for a week* tiredme: *sleeps for a month* tired me: *sleeps for a year* still tired