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kawaiigod: sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
reblog if you dont have a bra on
illaminati: “maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-”
tomrny: futurefantastic: yeah good job genius but you missed these two and they’re literally right next to each other that’s because they’re twins you uneducated goose penis
vvaddles: when you randomly get a ton of followers out of no where
ding-dong-diddly-dick: rhubabe:honestly i make this every single day lmao I uh……I tried
How you doin'?
welcome.
tracy-ch: Like puke married poop
tracy-ch: The proper way to throw up
half boy half robot half ravioli
1squirtle:when you piss off your friend but wont leave them alone until they forgive you
slomobrofist: hal-jr: omg its just so confused it goes “mowe?????” That other cat has a force field that repels hands
frixndsinfinity: my dad’s in china and he just sent me a picture of this restaurant that he saw, look at the name!!
hip-hop-lifestyle: “never odd or even” spelled backwards is “never odd or even”
whitegirlsaintshit: krxs10: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EMERGENCY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!A PROTESTER BY THE NAME OF JOSEPH KENT WAS KIDNAPPED BY BALTIMORE POLICE LAST NIGHT LIVE ON CNNHERES THE VIDEOHE IS MISSING!! RT HIS NAME!! RT HIS VIDEO!! AND
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animal-factbook: Australian is known for being one of the best places to party in the world for students. But no one can go as hard as the kangaroo. Here we have one passed out after a crazy night of drinking and partying, and lets just say we’re pretty
tennants-hair: ”when i was your age i-”yes but this is not 1985 anymore things have changed literally everything is different so what you did when you were my age is completely irrelevant why is this so hard for parents to understand
graystripe: once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
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small-town-equestrian: so i’ve been taking photos for quite some time now but this is quite possibly my fAVORITE PICTURE EVER
lordoftheinternet:THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IS IN ITALY IT’S ITALICIZED
flewor: “was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out” - a life story
baracknobama: “do you like money?” “¥€$”
iphonevevo: when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate
hijerking: mom: you need to learn how to cook for yourselfme:
rum: Accents are the different fonts of language
greetings: waking up from hangover like
literallysame: nohighs: YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time
dragonpajamas:*puts the difficulty on easy because I know who I am and I enjoy having fun*
lggyzalea: when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by
magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:thempress:People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. You
joltick: me irl: speaks in a fairly monotone voice, doesnt smile a lot, literally gets told i seem dead insideme online: uses double exclamations points!! says things like omg and aah and oooooooooooooh a lot. screams at cute pictures of cats
somethingawesomerthanawesome: detectivesangelstardisandwands: la-lobalita: al-grave: The varying wavelengths of different colors Adorable science is adorable. IT BOOMS WHENEVER THERE IS A RAINBOW Yes, and the red one seems to look back at the
90schild: I think about this every time I watch a superhero movie….
noablaespanol: HE JUST GOES ALONG WITH IT
stoned-levi:ppl who are like “hm I think the last time I cried was like 2 years ago at my grandpas funeral” are surreal to me like they’re just on a different plane of existence that I cannot achieve like if I’m in the cafeteria and they don’t
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ralphwigguum: Lets not forget this joke was made before the UN actually decieded to do this