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axel-haha-funny:gglilyallen:we hate crypto
dectech:ohyeah:Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence i am terrified about what apollo may do with this post
marisatomay:so glad cars can’t fly people don’t even know how to drive on surfaces what would happen if they could add a third axis to their ineptitude
seraphslut:seraphslut: if suck her dick sunday gets 100k notes ill post cock
maddie biscuits
screamintotheend:quinintheclouds: doodled93:soothifying-sounds-asmr:Blush Repair by cosmetic_doctor I thought this may be some kind of ASMR thing and it COULD be if it didn’t kill me dead with the little air puffer thing WOOBWOOBWHOOBWHOOB I was
mayhemandmoonlight:writing-prompt-s: There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane. @townofcan Why would leave this masterpiece in the notes
theboost:
selectivegeekwithstandards:dnd-prompt-s:Join our subreddit and share a prompt to inspire hundreds of players’ next adventure ⚔️🧙♂️ And that’s the story of how I was diagnosed with adhd
stealthboy:albertcamusofficial:mutuals do thisfake it till you make it
harukami:dduane:redsixwing:sh5:if you have Norton Antivirus or Norton VPN, delete the software ASAP.Norton is automatically installing and running a cryptocurrency mining program in the backgrounds of their users. There is no text box asking to confirm
delestre:alethiaii:littlemissonewhoisall:rainbow-femme:Cross your fingers for Disney losing full Avengers rights Just to be clear this would not make them unable to make the movies they’d just have to properly pay the creators and their families for
insomnia-productions:high-quality-tiktoks:Otters will forever be the most dramatic creatures on the planet🦦
madderhatter:tiktoks-for-tired-tots:
crowtatoes:doesnotloveyou:the-punforgiven:This is it this is my magnum opus audio design is my passion i defy anyone who tells me this is not the original audio @boofleg
sadclowncentral:my opinion on quantum physics is that we should stop looking into it. it’s none of our business and frankly the particles seem to agree
pangur-and-grim:only-tiktoks: @fractiousrvt a friend of Tumbleweed!
chaumas-deactivated20230115:cats are evil actually because God made them the perfect size and weight to administer back massages but all they want to do is stand painfully on your tits
stankpasta:captainhaterade: switchingtogeico: urfavhatesterfs: YOU hates terfs rb if u hates terfs
ssundiall:
saturnvee:my toxic trait is i refuse to use any alternative to tumblr. i will be here literally until it implodes. there will be 4 total posts on the entire platform and i’ll still be here. then when it dies i will take my graceful exit from social
bluebeetletedkord:kyaarina:y’all i am going batshit crazy over this. literally insane. and no one around me is freaking out about this how i am??????? how is no one else i know in my life excited about thisi have been wondering FOR YEARS what incredible
bondsmagii:all the memes about Tumblr banning every word ever are funny as fuck but at the same time as I’m having a sensible chuckle I’m also slowly breaking out in hives over the fact that this is soon going to be the norm for the internet.
nightcrawler-fan:badjokesbyjeff: Professor X asks a girl, “what is your mutant power?”Girl replies: “I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!”She points up and says: “3 pulls”Professor X stands up and pulls 3
I am sorry. I’m bashing Apple here. And for good reason.
firefox-official:firefox-official:“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next “that character is irredeemable” god i hope so. i hope they get worse
kaity–did:ruffboijuliaburnsides:kaity–did:kaity–did:kaity–did:Today I learned that my husband keeps a notes app on his phone that has a list of all of my favorite things including but not limited to flower, ice cream, and cocktail
arborealgargoyle:assiraphales:staff saw us calling tumblr the best social media site and said ‘girlies getting bold time to beat them back down’ tower of babel
mlarayoukai:I legit think Tumblr should just be removed from the ios store so we can get titty n cock back. It’s a sacrifice that I’m willing to make
theramseyloft: jurassicjenday: theramseyloft: tinysaurus-rex: iwilltrytobereasonable: cant-hug-every-human: thedeadofflandersfields: Pigeon steals poppies from the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, Australian War Memorial, Canberra, Australia in order
cantagallo:if low-rise pants have a million haters i am one of them . if low-rise pants have ten haters i am one of them. if low-rise pants have only one hater and that is me . if low-rise pants have no hater, that means i am no more on the earth . if
portpebble:GIRLS 🎀💅👯♀️🤮have been BANNED 🚫🚫from [tumblr] DOT COM 🤣🤣. This is a BOYS 👹🚙👺💁♂️ only ZONE 😈💩!!!!
turing-tested:tbh the apple app store 100% benefits from you blaming Tumblr and not once questioning the fact they can functionally make any rule they want about what an app on their store is allowed to have because they have a functional monopoly on
dr–wizard: everythingfox:Fishy fish(via) Beast
aturnoftheearth:dzamie:aturnoftheearth:aturnoftheearth:cant wait until all of our posts are just. “remember when c4s ki113d all of those c0pies of d3an?”“d3an and c4s have g4y seggs in their lakehouse” Luuck11ly, 4s tuumblr uu23r2, w3 4r3 uu23d
belgiamese-boy:bringing this meme format back since history is repeating itself.
lucifer-just-needs-a-hug::Found a work around by accident!! Adding apostrophes before and after
sexhaver:sexhaver:so why is apple only applying this standard to tumblr and not, say, twitter, where you can find porn in under 5 minutes without even looking for it via its ios app?
joebeer:why is the internet becoming pg. like why is that happening and how is that monetarily beneficial compared to allowing uncensored content. personally i think we should create a new one and call it Nasty Internet
sleepy-bebby:
nickandros:it’s so funny how immune i am to hustle culture. people will talk about taking breaks for their mental health and how difficult it was for them to do what was right for them and i’m like. it’s absolutely unreal how quickly
zhan-xiaos:the person reblogging this from you is rooting for you to have a happy, healthy, and successfull 2022
pangurbean:
pancakeke:lordnot:Between the decision to mail people COVID tests after mocking the idea and the decision to extend the student loan deferment after signaling that it would end in February, two things should now be clear to everyone:1. Challenging the
saeraas:
manslayer simp
sunfloodme:decadent-dyke:hjartasalt:Actually I wasn’t born in the wrong body I was just born in my body and then it was up to me to decide what I want to do with thatA fucking menexactly. im going to be a fucking men
renthony:lonelygingerpies:she-got-wife-written-all-over:I thought a new palette had droppeddo you love the color of the moon
stealthboy:grimeclown:I think it sucks that every new gaming release has to push the limits of what consoles and computers are capable of. If you want to play a new game on a computer you bought in 2015 you better either buy a new graphics card or shit
grimeclown:velvetys:How is bnha anime of the decade…… they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em
christmas-grogu:homopower:true-king-of-monsters: lazerblues: Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks! Happy anniversary to a site where this week some pornblog messaged me asking if I’m into private videos!
thecum-munistmanifesto:lord I have seen what we did for the Kellogg’s application website and I think we could do the same for fred meyers and flood them with fake apps for this bullshit im just sayin
historyarchaeologyartefacts:16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere [700x933]
dovesndecay:People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I’ve ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I
lilycove:i have such a distaste for tiktok and earnestly believe having it worsens your quality of life . uninstall it and use the tried and true method: if a tiktok is funny enough to be worth seeing, someone will steal it and repost it somewhere else
tardigradesandfandoms:
trickstertime:himbofisher:I absolutely love this. Like, it’s perfect. It’s a video game, you can do anything, why not do something fun.
funnytwittertweets:
dduane:the-davest-of-uncles:that-house:im-a-dragon-cawcaw:wumbawoman:memeclassheroes:You post this without a video. you POST this without.a.videoYOU POST THIS WITHOUT A VIDEO@that-house this has your vibesOh to be excavator operator taking an aircraft