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fairyblue-alchemist: halfd3af: galexion: taako-waititi: yepperoni: dankmemeuniversity: i think his funniest tweet is the pic of just the oval office but it has a gamer chair I’m voting for him this man is going places i’m voting for
o-kurwa:
Hythlodaeus my beloved
witchyndbitchy:The moon is beautiful reblog if you agree
riptidepublishing: operahousebookworm: megan-cutler: iamalwayswriting: suburbanmomromanceclub: File this under “super obvious yet I always seem to forget it.” I don’t write romance (I totally respect people who do, though!) but this is also great
vibalent:I blow on it but underestimate how hot it is and hashafashasha anyway
haaskarotta: historical text: contains the word “urinomancy” rational brain: This is the medieval word for the medical evaluation of urine, which was an important source of information before the era of modern medical tests. me, beating my fists
dreadful child
A Biggs for every Occasion
tempestpaige:tempestpaige:tempestpaige:i think everyone should stop consuming media until they promise to be normal about it the only media we are allowed to consume in 2020 are episodes of “how it’s made”
anachronic-cobra: adhd-ruby-rose: sindri42: jadensilver: silent-calling: celestial-naiad: salamencerobot: karenhealey: such-justice-wow: celestial-naiad: not-a-bot-i-swear: atepa09: facts-trump-feelings: udunie: seizethe-memes-ofproduction:
broadwaytheanimatedseries: lovelydeck: olivaster: windyvalleyzone: sammysausage: meme-team-risk-analyst: canadianstuck: One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how
sixpenceee:Moonrise over Scoresby iceburgs. Photography by Daniel Korden.
6qubed: crystalsoulslayer: alphahoennomega: klubbhead: electricbreeze: Schrödinger’s boys FUCK What about cracking open a cold milkshake As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for
yahenni:Ripley’s By God, I’ve Become So Desensitized to The Infinite Parade of New And Ridiculous Ignominies That Comprise Modern Life That You Could Tell Me Anything And I’d Just Be Like “Sure, Fuck It”
daddyschlongleg: thanatos gets a thank you-smooch ♥
chiiri-h:deadboy4000:naamahdarling:catastrophe-jones:roane72:iamstartraveller776:Best trick I ever picked up. Seriously.I have also learned this is great for [PICK A COOL NAME FOR A SHIP] and [LOOK UP THE FACTS ABOUT OXYGEN LEVELS] and [WHAT’S THE WORD]
arcades-boyfriend:This took way too long for just a shitpost. Im mad at myself
akireyta: lesbianterror: lesbianterror: Hey what do you call a werewolf youtuber A lycansubscribe This made me bark with laughter on a crowded bus, so well played
liiyre: edit: continued
asintoticamente:Bro im so sick of cinema being monopolised by crappy cookie cutter marvel movies and shitty disney live action remakes bro i cant do it bro
nixieseal: zachsanomaiy: zachsanomaiy: zachsanomaiy: booksandwildthings: breadgunner: norseminuteman: deathbeforednf: moirakatson: systlin: kasaron: mojave-wasteland-official: theun–sj: mojave-wasteland-official: just-shower-thoughts:
secondclassvines:“Character Creation be like”
gaywitchybitch: mauzymorn: merry-miss-magpie: byjoveimbeinghumble: No it’s not. Panoramas like this are a painstaking, labor-intensive digital product, not made by just “rolling down a hill”. This image, “Big Sur,” is part of a series
stimman4000:heikala
fire-iv: jesterball: dudeholdmybeer: thebeachboys: thebeachboys: who was the first animal to fuck instead of budding or something.. he mustve been like mm.. oo damn girl this feels good LOL microbrachius dicki loch ness monster fuck ness monster
naamahdarling: catsandwitchcraft: catsandwitchcraft: catsandwitchcraft: kristina-meister: jimmythejiver: thecringeandwincefactory: wonderdave: The whole Pepsi commercial thing reminded me that people always mis-remember the famous flower in
knmartinshouldbewriting:thatgirlwithadhd:Me looking at my sparkling clean bedroom after hyperfocusing on cleaning: if I were my past self I would simply not allow my room to get messy. Rip to Old Me but New Me is differentMe two days later, looking at
clit-harington: b99thingsv2: When gay marriage was legalized, we weren’t sure if or when it was going to be struck down so speed was of the essence. when people say that Brooklyn 99 doesn’t make jokes about Holt being gay… it does. it just doesn’t
gothcostco: creativityflows: gothcostco: gothcostco: i would kill to live in a small home with no financial worries grow my own vegetables. some medicinal herbs. what more do you need A cat a cat.
homopower: succ-my-pandas-dick: I have so many questions In the name of everything decent in this world, you have got to turn the sound on.
island-delver-go: Linguistics is cancelled
hufflepuffs-pride: This chair is for the Gays only and yall know it
bowtiefox:
write-on-world:
aerialsquid:thecryptkeeper:(credit: facetiousbitch on tik tok)OhMy
newtonpermetersquare:Wot
everanix: candygarnet: one-for-all-plus-ultra: omega-bellum: ringtailrodeo: audrey-hepbae: gcrminator: Happy Birthday Phil LaMarr! All these characters sound different too Wait, Phil LaMarr was Static? Holy shit PHIL LAMARR WAS
To people who use "þ" as an aesthetic "p"
manslayer simp
ohgodhesloose: science-jumps: darringtonshorthalt: micdotcom: Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.” x King Worth noting that he protested loudly against the WWE doing a show in Saudi Arabia after
thenatsdorf: “I’m sorry I stole your bed.”
dirgeofcerberus111: 12-amu: stickyfriendfireangel: newtonpermetersquare: This meme is gold No, its pyrite Fool’s meme…
sosuperawesome: Starlume Pins Moonlume on Etsy
Night Elf Aesthetics
thewrittenpost: flouryhedgehog: angelwing430: I have to laugh at the folks in the notes claiming this is fake because “no 2-yr old is that advanced”. My guys, I work at a daycare almost exclusively with 2-3 year olds and let me tell you some of
shesaysdisco: mythmica: Psst NASA is currently running a poll to decide the name of the next Mars rover! These are the nine finalists! The poll closes in five days, so go vote here! The winning name will be announce in March :) Four days left to
quiteliterallyhotsauce:Absolutely necessary
kraetys: foxy-voxy: robotsandfrippary: i-amneveralone: papi-chulo-seb: As someone that has grown up surrounded by beaches and done surf life saving, I know how the sea works. Lots of people dont. Every summer multiple tourists die here because they
ruinsmami: how am i stressing and not giving a shit at the same time
tchaikovsgay:tchaikovsgay:can y’all believe my cat domesticated herself? how wild is that. she was born in a feral cat colony and was like “fuck this shit, I want to be pampered”, invited herself inside and never left. now she gets chicken stuck
Allan Piper
micaxiii:natural–blues:liminal-zone:wholove:Hi hello could we please make sure that no one watches this and that it flops. Moffat can’t get back on his bullshit in 2020 let’s all leave him back in the 10s thank you very much.Just a few
bundibird: bundibird: Thats….. literally a fucking nightmare, God, what the FUCK. I wanna say “who the fuck thought that would be a good idea,” but I already know it was a Nice Guy TM This makes me want to never fucking set foot out my front
mosticonicposts:mosticonicposts:if you’re 13 or younger can you 1. unfollow me 2. delete your Tumblr and go do something else like hone a craft or read or bike or something or even just watch avatar the last Airbender I don’t want you people
naturallytom:hi can we normalize the idea of choosing not to drink
spidertams:I had to
The Boobless Blog
meowmagica: unrelatableuserboxes: The idea that Mike wazowski wouldn’t scare kids bc he’s like not traditionally scary is such bs??? like if I woke up and there was a fucking green shortass with one gigantic eye in my room staring at me I’d lose