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the-meme-monarch:‘hell’ and ‘fuck’ combining into the much less substantial ‘heck’ is literally exactly the same energy as sodium and chlorine combing to make table salt
headspace-hotel:crochetcockring:losing it at thisThis literally sounds like a welcome to night vale segment
greenheart-anon:
zoethebitch:zoethebitch:Back when I worked at walgreens I didn’t know witch hazel was a real thing people would come in asking for it and I’d be like yeah it’s on aisle 3 next to the wolfsbane and eye of newt you fucking idiot bastard
The Warrior of Light has the best dialogue sometimes
stanabortion:
tonysopranobignaturals:noraguthrie-deactivated20211117:next qanon proposed covid cure
itsc:if youre fat and queer i hope youre having a really good day
daughterofscotland:optometrictzedek:zevveli:oxbowreality:adamtheredbeard:gwynndolin:So they’re gonna undercut pharmacies until they corner the market and then jack prices back up, but higher than before and reep all that profit. Right?Not only will
astrodidact:
enby-who-is-secretly-a-tree:People ask, “How many genders are there?” a lot - sometimes out of innocent wondering and sometimes to try to ridicule/shame the trans community.The thing is, asking how many genders there are is like asking how many colors
cl0udofficial:i didn’t believe u guys when u said high school aus become unreadable in adulthood but then i turned 18 and suddenly i’d rather die than read about these bitches failing math or something
queenungraceful:
jackscarab:witkneec:stream: RESERVATION DOGS (2021 - ) — 1.01 F*ckin’ Rez Dogs My best friend in the world was on this. He is an actor but also runs the art dept for features and has also worked as an AD and a PA. But I’m so so so excited for
uncannycookie:somebody said ed feat. tony-hawk-syndrome and I very much agree
headspace-hotel:headspace-hotel:Shit, are people really taking “men get pegged” as a serious measure of whether a guy is a Good Boyfriend or not? I assure you earnestly. If your girlfriend tries to pressure you into doing that or insist that you must
cowboyhats:whats-your-name-man: champagne-stark: champagne-stark: prsephonies: when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep
booblessgoddess:
wetwareproblem:yourlocaleccentricscientist:wordsaremylife: wetwareproblem: zoinomiko: handypolymath: tzikeh: bendingsignpost: wetwareproblem: pastaisgay: wetwareproblem: I still don’t get how tumblr spent a decade bitching every time JK Rowling
aviculor:drownedinlight:waitinghopingliving:selkiecoded:selkiecoded:okay but like. carrie white was in the righttraumatised girl is bullied by her peers and relentlessly religiously abused by her mother and just wants to be a normal well liked girl? faces
iridescent-nymph:bitch i don’t have a “dream job” i dream about living in a cottage making soap and painting titties. capitalism is a nightmare
hvmanfilth8:
death-is-moist:snorlaxatives:the fact that 2016 was 5 years ago and 2022 is just 4 months away is making my eye twitch…. need a support group for people who can’t process the linear progression of time 1980 is closer to 2000 than we are
riconastymp3:riconastymp3:‘girl power’ content before everyone got obsessed with feminism and wokeness was soooo much more fun. powerpuff girls, Hannah Montana, my life as a teenage robot, that’s so raven, Kim possible, Winx club, and
garbage-empress:fallout-tactics:HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS. GENUINELY. it’s not even funny anymore this is just sad
funnytwittertweets:
daughter-of-sapph0:bundibird:bundibird:I dont really care if you use the term bisexual or pansexual, but what i DO care about is that you understand that bisexuality at NO stage in history was EVER trans-exclusionary. Bisexuality has always included trans
同性愛混沌
mrbiggsproductions:toastheaven: assbaka: biggum: crabilisk: sonypraystation: hotvampireadjacent: coolxatu:expired-blueberries: primarining: xanotos: faithtrustndust:casslehoff: ghostboysandcryptids: forfuckssakejim: natsusasshatteredspine:
Femme Fatale Checklist
drtanner-dickery:smitethepatriarchy:If there’s anything worth living for, it’s kittens trying to imitate their moms. Learning how to Cat, doing amazing tbh
the-gayest-sky-kid:malfina got him a shirt
pompatusoflove:shiftythrifting: Found at the Rag Machine in Vancouver, Canada. Everyone in the notes forgetting about the concept of pregnancy you’re so valid never change
injuries-in-dust:Like a hug on a plate.
A Biggs for every Occasion
lesbianrey:the real difference between twitter and tumblr is that twitter fries your brain like an egg almost immediately vs tumblr simmers your brain slow n low in a crockpot
catbuoy:catbuoy:frogy
alrtist:delphinidin4:i’m p sure i’ve posted this before, but it’s still funny @7eselt
leave-her-a-tome: chicinlicin: that’s my secret. all my OCs are me
barrysjumpsuit:janekfan:raimagnolia:frostyemma:domicileensnared:jetru:saltwaffle:full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009 remember when writers had to be all like:“omg omg lemon starts HERE”y’all are lucky that
natalya-rostov-deactivated20220:spinosacha:This is Doris Pollas, the cofounder of the organisation now known as lgbt+ Denmark which by being founded in 1948 is one of the oldest if not the oldest queer organisation in the world.Doris lived in a farm in
unbotheredmuse:
iamoutofideas:prisonhannibal:going to therapy is so humiliating. gotta explain symptoms like I know how this sounds and I know what you’re gonna say. and the therapist is like it sounds like you’re having symptomsit’s always the fucking symptoms
kingpin-of-steel-act3:
milfdindjarin:
jumpingjacktrash:longseasons:hmm you have a lot of tension back here
karshmallow:remembering when i could turn on the wifi switch on my 3ds and id be connected to the internet and be able to play animal crossing new leaf w friends. now i have to pay a subscription to use the internet that my switch is already connected
tiktokdickcocks:
sparrow-va:stepfordgoth:dabblingindissent: femminiello: wizard-butts: The only emotional spectrum I can relate to rotate it 90° counter-clockwise and you have a political compass here you go.
theocseason4:Obsessed with him
guerrillatech:
relaxxattack:the origins of the “what are you two FUCKING talking about??” meme is almost funnier then the meme itself
archangel-zadkiel:lazorsandparadox:magicpotatolover-shadowbanned:sindri42:villainous-queer-deactivated202:nonenosome:xphilosoraptorx:tikkety-tok:Real lawyer plays Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney Japanese law doesn’t require evidence to be presented
missvalerietanner:geocorn:porcupine-girl:pro-gay:vixxey:guerrillatech:👏 let 👏 people 👏 get 👏 sloppy 👏 on 👏 company 👏 time 👏 interesting how they didn’t share this instead where study show that productivity has actually increased,
lesbianhallieparker:THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEENNNN
corporateaccount:lindsaychrist:psa the loony left literally wants you to think about stuff
liberalsarecool:The strongest correlation to crime rates is the inverse correlation to income.
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:indigokyra:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:the cooking show I’m watching is rated PG-13 for language and nudityno it’s not cutthroat kitchen or gordon ramsey it’s a
waaargbrasham:Sorry for reposting a popular tweet but this. A thousand times this. A million times. Disney is the worst thing to ever happen to art.
