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lesbiankermit-moved:i feel like my continually deepening preference for identifying with terms like transsexual, dyke, faggot, is in part because theyre the least likely to be marketed back to me by old navy
memeuplift:
pig5:horse-ebooks:oh you have a PhD in astrophysics? that’s cute. i know the Vibe of astrophysics
krudman:anderjak:bravelion96:nudityandnerdery:nudityandnerdery:vamprisms:vamprisms:me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos
0sbrain:
windewehn:i hate when other people are funnier than me.
queersatanic:lazorsandparadox:eshlimoriarty:largishcat:anais-ninja-bitch:thesylverlining:alex51324:roach-works:whetstonefires:luulapants:ashtraythief:yetanothergreyjedi:mf-dooom:that is the face of a man worried he will be nextGood news, he was not next!
roscoe-me-and-this-fuckin-kid:anyone else part of the faggot america or is it just me and those guys from green day?
quixoticanarchy:Idc about taylor swift and I think all private jets should be cannibalized for scrap metal but in particular I don’t think singers and bands etc should have private jets. They should only have shitty tour buses in which incalculable
penrosesun:“Well if women tried to oppressively control men’s reproductive choices–”I’m going to stop you right there. I’m a man. I have a uterus. On June 24, 2022, Amy Coney Barrett, who as far as I know is a woman, ruled that I, a man,
mybulletsurlove:ah yes, the three genders: the broken, the beaten, and the damned
costis:
charlottan:iKarly marx So wake up the workers of my nation
bloodbending:brainscrewz:tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it’s not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until
thelittleblackfox:thoughtportal:general relativity for babies babies? Hell, I’m an adult this is the clearest and most understandable explaination I’ve ever seen. This book is for anyone
spoonwizardd:gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets
umjammysammys:umjammysammys:pros of gamer brain: if i do the dishes right now the cooldown will activate earlier and ill be able to do more dishescons of gamer brain: i have to run up behind this person and do a heavy slash so i can do a visceral attack
alwaysbewoke:The cops knew and protected this guy while throwing her in jail.
riverside–wren:dicksizer:You joke, but there was a famous trans American jazz musician named Billy Tipton who had 5 wives, and he successfully hid the fact that he was trans from 4 of them by claiming that he lost his dick in a car accident. He
creative-chaos-apparently: athenadark:feralkweer:icescrabblerjerky:kasper-the-unfriendly-ghost: is-this-url-ok: ruggaboo: fandomsandfeminism: mostly-snails-partially-bees: fandomsandfeminism: jabberwockypie: nonasuch: nonasuch: me, helping a
manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:the best sensory experience in the world is when you’re walking on a hard surface and your hooves start clip cloppingSHOES. SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES I MEANT SHOESi am NOT a horse!!!
creekfiend: soberscientistlife:👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
will-o-the-witch:“Hey can I test out using a new name/set of pronouns with you” is a bigger honor than the Nobel Peace Prize
t4tails:thatpreciousthing:t4tails:thatotto:t4tails:terfs cannot be touching my fucking meowth posting when hes literally played by a trans woman okay like hes off limits. i know that cat dabbles a little in they/them and she/her MEOWTH IS PLAYED BY A
funnytwittertweets:
shinitamihime:i wish all people trying to recover from abuse who blame the abuse on the persons disorder a very stop throwing us under the bus. the disorder did not cause the abuse. you are looking for something to blame other than your abuser by doing
softnitwit:metamorphesque:why do all the words sound heavier in my native language? scratch that. why did I choose to seek refuge in a language of another instead of training my tongue to bear the heaviness of my own?Beautiful tags @little-introwert
metamorphesque:why do all the words sound heavier in my native language? scratch that. why did I choose to seek refuge in a language of another instead of training my tongue to bear the heaviness of my own?
manywinged:manywinged:i respect that some people feel more comfortable having ‘do not interact’ pages on their social media info as a means of asserting a boundary but it does always feel a little bit like one of those signs a teenage boy
comfymoth:tubbobot:I AM A HUMAN BEING IN HUMAN CONDITION!
tellherium:lord-of-wolves:ragabond:this is a poemi couldn’t not draw this this makes me feel a very specific feeling but i can’t describe it
underneath-the-skin:numbaoneflaya: Everyone says who you first marry in skyrim says a lot about you but i married that homeless guy in windhelm the Once Honored guy w the bald ass head bcs I read that unless u do he dies in the civil war and so i married
drunkwhenimadethis:I hate to say it and I hate to know it but if you crave intimacy and deep relation you truly have to muster the courage to go first.
sleep3r4gent:one time I realized “wait, I can just not go” and it was all downhill from there
tfw-adhd:
memepipboy:Some of you never fell in love with an unromancable NPC and it shows
bearotonin-international: afeelgoodblog:Blessed Intruder what are you talking about?! Harmony plays the piano beautifully
commandtower-solring-go: leepacey: lol Harry Potter is dyingReblog to make it die faster
boyswhentheyrebored:we need personally tailored hormone cocktails. if u want estrogen curves a non functional dick and a flat chest u should be able to get that. if u want huge tits hard cock huge loads we should promote that. when i’m president we’ll
fivemanwaltz:what-even-is-thiss:Newborn babies all have terrible eyesight so that their brains don’t have to process as much information. Which I think is a little bit funny. Nature was like “Look, we get it. There’s a lot of stuff out here. A lot
PSA
tits-n-trix:windmill-ghost:windmill-ghost:I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take” this page, in isolation, is possibly
pilk propagandist
kaidansalenkos: Goat Simulator (2014) dev. Coffee Stain Studios Untitled Goose Game (2019) dev. House House Stray (2022) dev. BlueTwelve Studio
chloeinletters:For tomorrows newsletter
charlesoberonn:charlesoberonn: charlesoberonn:charlesoberonn:America has a weird relationship with cults where they’re terrified of small cults (or organizations they think are cults) but completely normalized massive cults that hurt many more people
audre-w:langernameohnebedeutung:audre-w:langernameohnebedeutung:aldamiriel-necrococo:Like to charge RB to castWhaaou. Another one. Well thank you !
headless-horsepossum:headless-horsepossum:My uncle is autistic so he has sensory sensitivities, and he’s largely nonverbal so he can’t tell you what those sensitivities Are, so what he does is, if you give him a shirt that is a bad texture,
mortalityplays:vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised
his-shining-tears:
bisexual-cyborg:nyarlathotwink:is there anything funnier than somebody who has a tumblr account trying to seem like theyre above fandom via @coniello
ncoley:Everyone shut up and look at Lala.
matoitech:likes charge reblogs cast
dragonomatopoeia:as much as i love public transportation my fellow usamericans have got to stop lying on the internet about how enjoyable it is because it is doing us no favors. we need investment in public transportation as it currently sucks so so much
headfirrstforhalos: x
a-polite-melody:I really am just so fucking sensitive about how adults treat children like mindless, autonomous bad-actors who only emote to make the adults’ lives harder.
our-queer-experience:i love trans men who wear crust pants i love trans men who talk loudly i love trans men who smell i love short trans men i love trans men who work out i love trans men who dye their hair i love gay trans men i love masculine trans
