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prokopetz: It’s actually kind of impressive how much more tolerable DuckDuckGo’s frequently unhinged search results have become in spite of making no discernible improvements simply because Google’s usability has gotten that much worse.
shounenchild:shounenchild:bisexualspongebob:the fact that the bottom part of this was cut off and reposted and and almost nobody knew is one of the biggest cases of bi erasure in historyHappy birthday bisexuals!!!!! 🥳🎊🎉
fantasyamazon:[id: screenshots of tiktok captions. the images say, “but the only reason we still love princess diana is because she did not have the time to disappoint us.”]begging queer kids to read up on princess diana’s involvement with the community.
marzipanandminutiae: “you don’t like the proliferation of terms like Unalive outside of TikTok because you realize that you’re aging out of youth culture and it makes you uncomfortable!”no I don’t like it because there’s something INCREDIBLY
pochowek:this is still so funny
time-traveling-fetus:funnytwittertweets:this is how i function in real life
percocet:18/09/2022: gerard way performing in a crop top and cute scarf
right-2-rebel-deactivated202210:right-2-rebel-deactivated202210:“We confess to having more respect and honour for the raggedest child of the poorest labourer in Ireland today than for any, even the most virtuous, descendant of the long array of
illbeartheburdenofyourhatred:illbeartheburdenofyourhatred:kids these days dont understand projecting your middle school anger due to being an outcast into vitriolic hate of justin bieber ppl adding on about how justin bieber is actually a terrible person
laurenbudoren:memewhore:Style 10:
shadowgremlin:mbmboys: Love browsing petfinder it’s just like here’s a little guy he’s so cute and you scroll down and his name is Military Industrial Complex
mcrbois:gerard way, you’re the moment
catgirlwheels:sic-semper-hominibus:softness-and-shattering:sic-semper-hominibus:sic-semper-hominibus:this is gonna sound like a shitpost but the best advice i have if youre consistently coming off wrong is to start talking like an elcoryou will feel like
renthony:renthony:renthony:Not to drag up old shit, but I’m never going to stop pointing to Dream Daddy as a perfect example of queer media getting held to ridiculously high standards that straight media never is. Dream Daddy is a good game with
emospritelet:cheeziswin:It’s hilarious to me when people complain about AO3 and its policies, and what they allow on the site - but it’s ESPECIALLY funny when people complain like “Why can’t the freaks make their own site and just
captainjonnitkessler:“Haha isn’t it funny that Neil Gaiman is the only celebrity we haven’t run off this site?” Actually no, it isn’t funny that tumblr has repeatedly launched harassment campaigns against every vaguely popular person who dared
lov-ing-ly:If youre over the age of 20 and lost all your teen years to mental illness and never got to be normal, or have healthy relationships, went down the wrong path or diddnt have the right nurturing support from BOTH your parents and now you have
hogwild-ramgirl:whitepeopletwitter:
blackcvrrant:blackcvrrant:blackcvrrant:SOMETIME IN THE LAST WEEK MY SCHOOL PUT UP A LARGE BANNER DEDICATED TO THE :-) EMOTICON[id: a banner with a huge image of the :-) (smiley face with nose) emoticon captioned “smiley / first emoted here / 19 september
canadianwheatpirates:traycakes:derinthescarletpescatarian: timemachineyeah:rowantheexplorer:fourgetregret:pasdecoeur:pasdecoeur:pasdecoeur:pasdecoeur:b99 is more culpable, actuallyall cop shows are propoganda, but most cop shows are made for 18-49 white
joyfriend-dick:ayeforscotland:Condom machines off for the royal period of mourning💔💔💔
bukomoon:does anyone else ever get this feeling, whenever you go to a body of water, something euphoric just wells up inside of you??? like… the way that sea foam tickles your skin, or how the first cold splash invigorates you?? or how about when
miseducatedmelanicmuse:
owlmylove:owlmylove: did zillennials seriously spend their youth making OC fanart on devart and livejournal and being told “oh look, they finally emerge” by their parents whenever they risked leaving their room only to turn around 10 years later
palewhitehorse:totally heterosexual things to say to your best and only friend with whom you’ve shared a rich history of unspoken love and sacrifice and being there for each other when no one else was
fairyportal:spoonwizardd:gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets
thirdprinces:thirdprinces:when cats hold each other >>>>>>>like this
malefistache: queen-of-the-merry-men:
telltaletypist:utopians:utopians:criminal profiling is just astrology for copstaking a forensics class and watching the professor explain one by one how criminal profiling, hair microscopy, and bite mark analysis are all pseudoscience responsible for
dazzlingworld:professional mental health services after hearing anything other than “anxiety/depression”
carcinized:the “affirmations” the official shark week instagram posted are really funny. like yeah Mecore tbh
Welcome To My Twisted Spine
trinimac:women in stem. women in root. women in leaf.
just-a-normal-eccentric:captainjonnitkessler: I love that Tumblr is like “We got Neil Gaiman to do a question and answer session so send in your questions and maybe he’ll answer them!” as though the man hasn’t spent the last few years hanging
mercutiocapp:the sims 2 university was so woke… so ahead of her time… perhaps too out there for some people
huffylemon:
frankiecorleone:d0ntwannagetb3tter:frankiecorleone:do it for her (your thirteen year old self)13 yo me wanted to die probably more than current me so maybe I shouldn’t do it for her okay i’m screaming people keep putting this in the tags and shit
think-queer:If you think that an agender person who was AFAB and an agender person who was AMAB are two separate genders then I inherently don’t trust you about trans issues. Someone’s genitals or AGAB does not determine their gender, and
vitariesocks:I was one of the first Americans to get COVID in February 2020 as a teenager. Here’s how I’m doing now (it’s not good). Please continue your COVID safety protocols. [Posted July 10, 2022] [ID under the cut] Keep reading
txttletale:we shouldn’t just be making jokes about the queen dying because it’s funny (and to be clear. it is) but also because it renders slightly more visible the violences that our society is structured around invisibilizing–nobody would question
memewhore:
hexthelex:micro-usb:Djungelskog
lmaonade:
valentineish:derinthescarletpescatarian:transjon:transjon:transjon:a weird amount of Fandom People but internet leftists in general seem to be completely unable to separate discomfort from harm there’s like zero consideration for what the scale or context
robin-hood-for-freedom: intjint:irishironclad:intjint:irishironclad:theresthesnitch:Hold on, this is fascinating. Reblog this and tell me in the notes how old you are and if you ever had typing lessons. What in God’s good name is a “typing lesson”I
sirgnomethegiant:The true AO3 experience is trying to remember a very specific fic you read some time between 2013 and 2019 but you can only remember two of the characters, a vague idea of the plot outside of one specific scene, and you have no clue what
cumaeansibyl:moggleboggle:moggleboggle:I felt like shit until I saw the cat sculpture of woodCurer of depression, bode sculpture catPerry Lancaster
woobertdoo:
nerdragons-hoard:one-time-i-dreamt:The bears from We Bare Bears are the Holy Trinity.this is. phrased like a statement
bogleech:thesealfriend:mhalachai:funnytwittertweets: good news! your stomach is super dumb! it can’t tell who chewed your food, and if you shove three cups of Qdoba salsa down your throat all your guts are going to see is a boatload of potassium and
depsidase:
reblogs and rambling
chained2012:
bloodlinemagick:its so difficult to explain the absolute dread and fear to Americans about the Queen dying because they leap immediately to jokes and memes or rolling their eyes and asking if you’re a royalist.babes….they’ve planned
ladyshinga: Scotland should declare independence real quick, while they’re not looking
spacelazarwolf:i wish all working class brits a very riot when your government tries to spend a billion dollars on that bitch’s funeral while your cost of living skyrockets, and i wish all non brits a very support working class brits while their country
johnnycrass:suckingham phallus
renthony:renthony:No but in all seriousness, memes aside, much love to all my friends in the UK right now. I know shit’s about to be chaotic and nationalistic and shitty, and I hope the media circus ends as quickly as possible.#yeah lets not be
mysterysolver:midiport:i cant wait for the internet to go crazy w this when the queen diesIT’S TIME
sic-semper-hominibus:manywinged:looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations
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![vitariesocks:I was one of the first Americans to get COVID in February 2020 as a teenager. Here’s how I’m doing now (it’s not good). Please continue your COVID safety protocols. [Posted July 10, 2022] [ID under the cut] Keep reading](https://64.media.tumblr.com/0425f296f5c2bc06dbdeb4786733b206/509545a99582a342-3a/s500x750/f9b4594e8b42221d7f26989e60b5b127c7006737.jpg)
