katiemasterbatey (vaginab00b.tumblr.com)
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relahvant: *puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette
ninfia: im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream
America's Sweetheart
effervescentvibes: ☮good vibrations hereॐ
a-whitegirl: what if lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis never switched back after freaky friday and its jamie lee curtis getting drunk in public and lindsay lohan is sitting around eating activia
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acid-daisiezz:Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
:)
kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd: beautifulgodzilla: adelstotle: beautifulgodzilla: I need volunteers For what? I’m going to the airport wearing an expensive black dress with a diamond necklace and glasses of champagne in both hands, waltzing through,
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#LoveWins
🧚🏽♀️✨🌻
If you're fair-skinned:
madebyastarbreather: kimmytherose
insecure
The Device Is Set To 2.342
smellynerd:tfw your best friend gets a new boyfriend and you gotta act happy for her instead of suspicious of his intentions & purposes
excdus: Saltwater Pools, Niger George Steinmetz
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unclefather: theskeetman: if you have nothing good to say say it i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN it means that some people think they are that worthless that they will settle for abusive love. they attract the people that treat them how they think they deserve to be treated. others may have their sense of self-worth so
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A glimpse into my mind
i hope you still care about me after you cum
sleezed: a woman letting you see her naked is her trusting you to the fucking core. don’t take it for granted. something like that may be minor to you but to her. its everything..
jfef: i literally cannot stop laughing from this
lmnpnch: The eight planets of our solar systemimage credits: [x]
foodfuck.net
acceptanse: X
These teens have invented condoms that change colors when an STI is detected.
badgerofshambles: thebestoftumbling: house cat scares off bear “That is the stupidest looking dog I’ve ever seen. I’m going to kick its ass.”
cubik808: me every time i see a stingray on the dash: why did you kill steve irwin
adorkable-bear: memeguy-com: Budget cuts This was the original screen test but they couldn’t afford left shark so the had to resort to CGI
997: quick reminder:
brainbowunicorn: Small boobs are cute Big boobs are cute “Normal” sized boobs are cute Two different sized boobs are cute Hanging boobs are cute Boobs with hair on them are cute Boobs without hair on them are cute Boobs with big nipples are cute
tavr0ss: tavr0ss: CHRISTMAS IS TOMORROW AND I’M NOT FEELING FESTIVE ENOUGH IT’S TIME FOR ME TO SHOVE 350,000 CANDY CANES UP MY ASSHOLE who the fuck is reblogging this in june
爬行回到您
editoress: “SIT LIKE A LADY” “NO”
ifimeanalottoyou: Effect of Drugs Under The Microscope by Sarah Shönfeld
We All Died Long Ago
yung-baddie: 💖👑💸вαвygυяℓ💸👑💖
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tubesock:niadidas: mercenarykin:klartie:apparently nasa confirmed there’s an ocean on one of Jupiter’s moons say it with me kids: space mermaidsOkay, this brought out my inner astronomy nerd, hold onto your hats, folks.The moon is called Europa,
fvckenchy: 👅
draggu: draggu: i wonder how many candy canes i can fit in my mouth the answer is 19
Open up to infinity
Wanduring
effervescentvibes: plantyr: nat-uralist: plants are friends lil' nature blog good vibrations here
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ephemeral
nastygall: Alicia Jiroux