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558279: me: gets personally offended when my horoscope isn’t included in a squad I should be in
cyberho: ME AFTER NICKI CALLED MILEY A BITCH IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE IN LIVE TV:
effervescentvibes: good vibes here
supersmashthestatebros: no glasses who dis
In Your Shadow
🧚🏽♀️✨🌻
UGH, AS IF!
homoaesthetics: Please don’t forget that Bernie Sanders is a Jewish man who’s parents survived the Holocaust? When you hurl labels at him such as “white supremacist” you need to remind yourself that his family was shaped and harmed by white
moonshinemonty: the appropriate response
gorillamunchies: skullxcrusher: nostalgia is a liar. nothing was ever as good as you remember it to be. there’s a reason you don’t talk to that person anymore, there’s a reason you’re not part of each other’s lives. don’t trust nostalgia.
locustlove: A man feeding swans and ducks from a snowy river bank in Krakow the contrast is insane relevant to my interests Always reblog
the funniest post
gabbigolightly: Masculin Féminin, 1966
almost-never-lively: officialwumbo:agirlnamedagnes: This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day. We don’t have kids. We are adults. We pay bills. And drink water from a whale. Money whale spent get out
effervescentvibes: x
soulsnatcha: it’s not about your boobs ladies. it’s about what’s under your boobs. your lungs, because we are gonna be blazing a lot of kush and you need to keep up.
when u call for ur cat n u hear the lil pap pap pap of their feet as they come to u
aewm: im horny but like… horny for a successful future full of happiness and satisfaction with the person ive become
A glimpse into my mind
keelah-kawaii: leonmcgann: getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality #this isn’t what i didn’t pay for
nikegf: congenitaldisease: This is a statue to commemorate a brave little dog by the name of Leo, who died while saving a little 10-year-old girl who was being attacked by a much larger dog. Leo witnessed the little girl being pinned to the ground by
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allisonargnts: Parks and Recreation + minimalist
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hoodrichjay: i constantly gotta remind myself that things are never that deep & to keep it moving with or without people
makemestfu: He won’t
-annoying: me on the first day of class: smart, funny, clear skin, knows every nicki lyric me on the second day: illiterate, smells like feet, iphone 3GS
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thepacificrimjob: kaciart: another-side-o-me: Meet Clyde… I don’t know what I was expecting i expected cute noises
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i hope you always have enough money to pay your rent on time, to buy your favorite groceries, and to invest in your art.
today is not my birthday
margotrobbiesbf: champagnepadre: anybody who over 5'5: I hate ur giraffe looking, shrek jumbo size, t-rex looking, palm tree looking musty ass need a stool? I couldn’t hear you all the way down there
iamthegreeneyedmonster: god has abandoned us
imho = in my hoe opinion
whospilledthebongwater: torontomami: I don’t get mad I just disappear from ur life This is me as hell
If I ever am using the incorrect pronouns for you
terrysdiary: MOST OF THE STUFF PEOPLE WORRY ABOUT NEVER HAPPENS
vincentvangaylord: timeandspaceismything: vincentvangaylord: grandkanye: imagine if giraffes had 2 legs That just looks like the front view of a giraffe. oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature
lannisterjoanna: I love this stupid show so much
the-freckled-feminist: I just stumbled across a meninist blog run by a woman that wasn’t being ironic I’m actually feeling ill
socially-youtube: gryffindor-princessofhellatus: itsstuckyinmyhead: School and Tumblr LAST ONE GETS ME EVERY TIME I NEVER WANTED THIS TO END
sexxxodia: hey if you ever tell someone they’re stupid for getting an arts degree do me a favor and -never watch a movie or play again -never watch tv or Netflix again -never listen to music again -never watch a recital again -never look at another
electriccucumber: unemployment drops :)
awkwardthuggin: wild-rness: I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge
seethestarsablaze: Those are some strange looking polar bears.
People Change
- Live Free, Die Fart. -
annieelainey: Keep the lawn mowed, or don’t. Your body, your choice. #doodleinprogress
4ublackbeauty: mpr1m3: Instagram: @markusprimelives I need every night like this.
devin-wall: You are awesome.