Live. Dream. Desire (ultra-cutecumber.tumblr.com)
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Sexually Frustrated
RETURN THE SLAB
thiscouldbethebestplaceyet:Who’s the burger now?
alltime-fallout: rlmjob: unclefather: I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? your kik haha and then what? ;)
dr. leo spaceman
rhapsodybrohemian: sixpenceee: A Day on Earth, 2nd Perspective Source: Geostationary Weather Satellite This is amazing.
imreallybad: don’t cater to straight boys laziness by pretending they’re better in bed than they are. don’t fake orgasms. don’t tolerate bad sex. if you go down on them, ask them to go down on you. tell them how to make you orgasm. tell them
Paradox
illkim: Teacher: You may listen to your music quietly Me:
frost-jack: nooneslife: mad-man-with-a-scarf: shavingryansprivates: this is my favorite video of all time bar none I cannot stop laughing. I’m cry one of my favorite videos on the internet
cerceos:Alexander Semenov imperfectyperfect11
This is Patrick
Welcome To My Mind.
the-perks-of-eating-pussy: ❤️
fagtree:so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play
Gone private
no:me
*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break
atlinmerrick: tastefullyoffensive:by J. Hall Comics The mind of some is a magical, wondrous place. Thank you J. Hall Comics.
vittyyluvscookies: unsolicited disney
pudgiethechef:trebled-negrita-princess:wbru: kiingghidorah:sentinalsofseveredflesh:piercingsandink: masslyeffective: spangledmystars: I can’t click my reblog button hard enough It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us. It’s
platypoose:*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*
homohighness:“hey bro”“yeah bro?”“i wanna live in ur socks” “hahah, why bro?” “so i can be with you every step of the way” “…oh m y god… bro :’)”
its-just-caroline:awrrex:gnarly:the older I get, the more I understand squidwards angerYou either die Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become Squidward.Oh my god.
FYSAD
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Life Is Too Short To Live Unhappy
sixpenceee:Pink Beaches, Bermuda: The pink sand is the result of millions of tiny red sea creatures, such as clams, mollusks as well as other invertebrate, that have been crushed by the powerful waves of the mid-Atlantic ocean. When they wash up on
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Shoutout to all the girls who just want their hair pulled and ass smacked
versacepromises:I’M SCREAMING
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ohmyimsoweird: master0304
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If girls had a penis for a day:
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