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burdenedwithgloriousassbutt: basicmom: beefbae: basicmom: why do americans freak out over us canadians having bagged milk WHO THE FUCK BAGS MILK WHO THE FUCK BRINGS GUNS INTO WALMART yeah that’s fair
hexygen: which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt infinitely-dazed vodka 😂😂
i-hate-the-beach: u know y’all jealous of my dance moves on cam
Hello
amandabynesustogether:american-hohohorror-story: feel old yet? i wasn’t ready
ojiru:I used to have such high standards for myself and now I’m surprised when I’m able to clean my room or wake up on time or do anything productive
hotboyproblems: chapped lips, burnt face, bushfire warnings and smoke flames you thought these were lyrics but no im just explaining summer in australia
thekatierodriguez:A relationship with no gender roles. We both hustle, we both cook, we both clean, we both pay, we both spoil each other.
dom-wolfy: Cuddles are life.
Tbh if I'm dating you, my hands will never be off of you.
Daddy's Dolli
tillyhale: Thought I’d join in (insp.)
Life Is Too Short To Live Unhappy
This is Patrick
untrustyou: Luciano Matias Dominguez Mean something
kit-kat-sb:iraffiruse:HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED
FYSAD
sparklysloth:this is like. top three favorite vines ever i’m crying
That one gay ass dude who can’t see they’re gay af oh honey…… 😂😂😂😂😂 imperfectyperfect11 infinitely-dazed
ruinedchildhood: when you try to do something behind someone’s back, but they turn around and see you infinitely-dazed
infinitely-dazed
foodtrucker: please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful
art-and-things-of-beauty:Gustave Bienvêtu (ca.1875-1914) - Roses, oil on canvas, 166 x 110 cm. 1902.
Sorry you ended up here.
unplatziert:my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am
drunknight: INSTAGRAM
garbage-farm: Beetlejuice (1988) directed by Tim Burton
Cotton balls drenched in jealousy
dr. leo spaceman
hella-nootella: danisontnonfire:strawberryfck: “I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD” “I HATE MY CLOCK. SAME SHOE” “I NEED MY YARN YA DANG MASSEUSE”
(@tyleroakley)
merricats: oldmanhoho: you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up” #the highest compliment any pun can receive
Sexually Frustrated
l-exquisite-dolor: //Hebron.
glauxpoetica: thelastdoctorpony: bryantbushido: Yep. This show got really deep fast. this is like marxist theory of labor jesus CHRIST
grilledgym: khaleesimemaybe:I’ve never see a more accurate depiction of a drunk person.second gif is the exact thing that happened to me once. infinitely-dazed
mindbenderlovesyou: Malcolm Lovejoy / Mindbender Supreme Pics courtesy of Ricardo Scipio / thegoddessproject.tumblr.com / all rights reserved
vegitating: when you remember that you have leftovers in the fridgewhen you open the fridge and its all gone
♡
i don’t even know
STARBUCKS & RAP MUSIC
itscalling: russtifer:soulfulsock:bounce This is art this made my eyes water, either this is eye trickery or some part of my soul got touched and i aint even realise infinitely-dazed
pinned her up against the wall because she's a masterpiece.
blacknaturals: ♕ @Askforashely
infinitely-dazed 😂😂