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spork: It’s called an ORgasm, not an ANDgasm. We’ll get you next time babe…
In other news, the tumblr pride theme today is cute as hell
Tonight, my man friend came to see me preform in the chorus for a Mozart opera. I barely even did shit and he was there until the very end. He didn’t even know what was going on. This is a guy that calls intermission “half time.” AND
onlinepunk: things i’m feelin butts spaghetti things i’m not feelin ur harsh vibes america’s education system
gryfindortower: fizzy-fozzy: omgbestusernameever: allyouneedislove-andacat: sherlielocks: jotunss: unnnie: captaintimber: fayalice: dawnoakley: rosamundpike: from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel white pencil crayon. Terms
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dreamingofcossackia: live to ride
peregrin-fool-of-a-took: Well looks I’ve found what John Green uses to write metaphors with.
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princetabris: i cant believe people consciously choose to follow me and decide to themselves “Yeah I want to see more of whatever this nerd’s doing”
thatsmoderatelyraven: aplacalover submitted: this is my golden doodle Aggie she’s the best dog in the world i love her so much
dekutree: there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it
Let me sit on your face so I know it's real.
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hey-sass-butt: scuttlebuggy: trashchocolate: 55595472: eighttwotwopointthreethree: the-half-boy: I LIKE IT I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person
alongtimealone: Andre Derain (1905) Mountains at Collioure (by arthistory390)
fleurdulys: Dent du Midi - Edwin Deakin 1894
jeeprs-creeprs: Half female, half male. Bilateral gynandromorphism is a rare genetic disorder occurring in insects, arachnids, crustaceans, and birds, where a strange combination of genetic material splits a creature perfectly in half, with one side
jaredsadalecki: jaredsadalecki: the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen he sent me the meme that’s cute I’m gonna be sick
libertytochoose: A group called Connecticut Working Mom’s has put together an AMAZING photo spread called “Lets End The Mommy Wars”. The photo shoot was about embracing their different parenting choices. “Let’s end the mommy wars, once and
pimpdaddies: elementary school libraries have gotten wild
kitten on the keys
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miss-nerdgasmz: ioweyouausername: chicktapus3: cookienikki: enviousangel08: nerdygoddess: the-fallen-angle-dancing: manicunicorn: Oh god. GOAT.swishdragling WHAT AAAAAAAAHHHHH pony…what the dick MOOSE MY PATRONUS IS SAM. I got a camel, a
dickflavouredsoup: her eyes were the colour of
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I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day
veganvibez: do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone and your brain is like “maybe you love them” and you’re like SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT
huffingtonpost: See all of the functionality of this amazing home unit here. (Developed by MIT Media Lab)
teamrocketing: this entire show is gold
lazy perfectionist
uh oh I think I’m in love
i saw hell with my own eyes
lady stardust
nollag: adam young’s Instagram is a spiritual journey
fleurdulys: Night Landscape with a River - Aert van der Neer
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misandryad: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: Texting my dad is like talking to a motivational speaker hes a cute African man no wonder my mom let him put a ring on it this is the cutest thing ive ever seen omg
brberry: he came and he conquered
mentalalchemy: if at first you don’t succeed…
psykedelix: parkingstrange: This is amazing wow
xfawnx: life goal
huffingtonpost: Studies show that women apologize more than men, often for perfectly reasonable acts like, you know, taking up space. So watch this Pantene commercial here to inspire you to stop saying sorry for no reason.
this is important
Mental Alchemy
hi it me
I still can’t believe how attractive this boy I’ve been seeing is. And last night he told me my hair looked pretty. All I did was pull it back with a scrunchy. He’s unreal; how did this even happen?
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curseofthefanartlords: When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. welcome to generation Y
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