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flowerfaeriee: eatupmynightmares: buddh1sm: thatsgoodweed: Nothing is illegal in space Seriously my favorite picture of all time rule no. 1: always reblog I fucking love this
Also quite pleased with this one
Just in the nation’s capital with the cutest boy in my life. Our first picture together is defffinitely a keeper
ohana-means-famiree: poshcoughing: americansavior: itsjustsatanthings: cumber-bitches: caswantsdeansassbutt: cumber-bitches: cumber-bitches: I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous. omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are
U Thought I Was Feeling U?
brutalgeneration: flow (by traumlichtfabrik)
thatisludicrous: castiels-celestiel-dick: vinegod: Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius jfc OH MY GOD YES
artbeautypaintings: Reclining nude - Edward Hopper
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squidwardofficial: waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like this is actually me, though
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officialunitedstates: are you from heaven because tennessee
elpasha71: Ferdinand du Puigaudeau French Impressionist
For that anon I guess
deenstoya: @jamesdeen @stoya “Unsexpected”
A selfie because why not
WHAT TIME IS IT??
The Facts Were These:
couple-of-dumbasses: coldsoymilk: the last one tho you sir are fucking amazing
comedycentral: “You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert
Perhaps the best text I’ve ever received
toyota: sext: ignore my acne
vaguelyjewish: testoster0ne: how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons. like isn’t just like having sex idgi? This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
letmelarryyou: Finishing off your man like
zohbugg: mccdi09: Plug It On The Window The Window Socket offers a neat way to harness solar energy and use it as a plug socket. So far we have seen solutions that act as a solar battery backup, but none as a direct plug-in. Simple in design,
: BuzzFeed: “Orange Is The New Black” Cast Superlatives With Samira Wiley And Matt McGorry
You're okay.
rninor: weepingdildo: landorus: lets have phone sex over walkie talkies “I’ll make you moan, over” “bend over”“bend what? over”
unclefather: how to kiss a boy grab his waist slip your hand in his pocket steal his wallet dont even kiss him just run
actionables: exclusive gif from Brazil vs. Germany game
betterwhenaked: this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen
gaaaaaaaaaambit: Aries: gayTaurus: gayGemini: gayCancer: gayLeo: gayVirgo: gayLibra: gayScorpio: gaySagittarius: gayCapricorn: gayAquarius: gayPisces: gay
supamuthafuckinvillain: This makes me extremely content.
mr-egbutt: residentevils: when u accidently type me instead of my accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
True Life: I often find myself attracted to Munch from Law and Order: SVU
want want want
SpongeBob SquarePants
enemaroberts: oknope: the only boys i need in my life: michael (kors) christian (dior/louboutin) jimmy (choo) louis (vuitton) tommy (hilfiger) yves (saint-laurent) giorgio (armani) louis-francois (cartier) the only boys yall can afford (good)will
jeszing: I’m falling into heart eyes emoji with you
raviolimoriarty: ice-cream-and-cigarettes: achievement-hunter: miggylol: pumpkin spice candles soon pumpkin lattes soon pumpkin everything #ITS STILL JULY YOU ANIMALS IT GOT BETTER
omgswagyolo: when you’re ready to go out and your plans get cancelled
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I’m gonna be honest, though. Woody Allen a couple decades younger could totally get it.
diamondsinthelibrary: Belle Epoque opal and diamond choker necklace, circa 1900. With four rows of opals and three rows of pearl and diamond flowers, this antique choker has 80 carats of opals (78 stones), 232 rose cut diamonds (7 carats), and 96 pearls.
god bless her
0bstacles: huffingtonpost: THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends. Watch the machine in
jetbag: fuck this i’ll date myself damn
Lol
vampire-kingmarshall-lee: chinup-chestout: animal-diversity: It’s like in the second to last gif the owl is saying “I got kissed by a really cute boy” “…oh my" This owl is so beautiful??????!! This owl is prettier than most people
disowns: honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass
im ugly ty
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maritzac: dauntlessardor: shmeards: gods-nips: I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT. I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT. Always reblog like…who makes the decisions and why do the friends go along with it…. that
vanconcastiel: thevioletsunflower: yeachristmasyea: SO MANY OF THE TOMATO SAUCE He looks so done in the last gif I’ve rebloged this 13 times and I will continue to do so for so many.
singingtowers: darklips-heavylifts: saskiesue: sam-winchesters-lost-left-shoe: bestiality7: umm-just-another-timelord: theauthor11: runsleepygirl: walk-barefoot: veganbaby: jellybeanjeunet: sleezysays: NASA recently released imagery showing
singingtowers: feeling this today
I want to _____ you.
