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LD! How are you feeling about that Warriors comeback win???
Not stoked that we have to do another tribute post so quick! Sad sad day for music again today
When she insists on working on the blog before getting it in
NOT AN APRIL FOOLS DAY PRANK
missmikalo: So I got inspired by @thingsmydickdoes and his recent bushy experiments. Long story short, this happened. Awwww her little dudette matches LD’s haircut! So cute!
Aw sweet! thanks @mabussiereauthor for sending us a creamy shot of your new mug! Just like the real LD…Always making a thick creamy mess! You have horrible aim LD! :D
Oh peeps
Hey! We heard its A.C’s birthday today! LD wanted to do something special! Yes he knows this is a recycled pic BUT now it has another awesome face on iT woohoooooo dick face cake! Happy Birthday Girly!
So this might have just happened :D I would LOVE to see someone walking down the street with one of these. Black & White Shirt http://www.redbubble.com/people/tmdd/works/21100959-i-8-d-ld Pink Head on White Shirt http://www.redbubble.com/people/tm
I know how to do stuff I swear :] and if you hire me I promise to leave LD sleeping all day. Unless of course you want him on the job too
SOOOOO this last weekend you might have noticed LD and I were a little unreachable. Well. We happened to be spending a couple days in the Northern California Coast escaping the Big City Life for a bit. The scenery was great! LD got a little bummed that
May or may not have stuck my dick in heart shaped box this weekend. Kurt Cobain would be proud (WOMP WOMP
Sneak peek at the set we did for @playbearmag They’ll have it up this Wednesday!
I don’t think she wants me to send LD’s clone to his new home.
Oh the humanity! Can’t wait to edit this set and show you guys! Probably the biggest set yet :D
Dicks R Us has the best props. Sneak peak at our next planned shoot. See you soon
So I don’t have one of these dolls. But a super fan sent me a shot of the next best thing. Thanks so much ! I hope he gets into so many shenanigans this season
GUYS. We crossed that 100K mark today. Its pretty intense. I never thought this would go this far. I just want to give a quick thank you to everyone who has checked out my work and reached out to tell me how its brought a smile to their face. Didn’t
Is everyone excited?? Do you think LD will be getting gifts or lumps of coal this year? Hahaha we shall see! Enjoy the holidays folks! Even if you don’t celebrate or whatever
Ho Ho Fucking Ho guys! The Little Dude was not too into his outfit at first, but after the drinky dranks came out he was feeling it more. It got a little warm while decorating the tree so he lost the jacket. I think maybe there was too much whiskey around
We got started on drinky celebrating a bit early this Christmas season. The little dude decided to take a few sips while i was busy watching the Warriors game tonight. Im ok with it. He looks so happy and warm in his new outfit i got him for this recent
Tee heee. Such cute little clothes. Photoshoot teaser!! More to cum soon!
That face though. Sometimes life hands you lemons. What do you do? You make lemonade and then toss it in the face of the person that gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place! Hahah. Don’t worry. I’m
http://www.redbubble.com/people/tmdd/shop FINALLY. After testing out 8 million different sites, we found a place that will print LD on things. Mainly just set it up for stickers, but theres some extras there available to see what people might be interest
The Little Dude was so happy with our recent care package from OMGCondoms that he INSISTED we do a fun little shoot. He really does love those stickers doesn’t he?? Well, needless to say, he cannot wait to try all of these different ones out :D He was
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HEY @bbbbridgett Guess WHAT…. You didnt win. Just Kidding! You did :] LD knew we were using a number generator but he really wanted to pretend he pulled your name out of a hat. I told him how crazy it would have been to write down 1000 names on
Want a chance to win this LD original Turkey tracing?? Just REBLOG! That’s it! I’ll randomly pick someone who reblogged this image on Monday! ***The Little Dude in image not included***
ThingsmydickdoesNOT DO - pretend to be someone on kik and send messages to people. This dude username “duredick” is on kik using a pic of mine as his/her profile trying to chat people up. Please don’t trust them. Also. Feel free to send
Guys! LD can’t wait to show you his latest art project! He thinks you’ll get a kick out of it for sure :] Preview of next photo set. Cumming soon!!
Some awesome submissions from some super awesome LD fans! Guys I’m working on getting more stickers available to you asap!
What are you dreaming about little dude? A world of happiness? Where bad stuff doesn’t happen to people? Where we can just live freely and not have to worry about judgment, hatred and violence? Me too bud. Me too. I know this blog is about dick jokes.
Always a joke with this little dude on laundry day. Stop ruining my socks LD! Geez!
Sorry we’re so quiet guys LD and I are relaxing away from the city life for a few days. We’ll be posting some new sets upon our return mid next week. We miss youuuuuuu
None of you are related to me
Don’t know exactly what I’ll be posting on here. Or how. Without getting kicked off. But there you have it. We are now on almost all social media platforms. LD, say goodbye to our actual social life :]
Today was voting day. LD was kinda bummed I didn’t let him fill out the ballot himself. But he was super stoked about the sticker!!
And they have chosen mercy. Don’t worry guys and gals that hate Twitter. I will still be using tumblr as my main posting site. Twitter is just a good way to interact with you guys a bit quicker and I like using it to post progress shots. TUMBLR
How many of you I’ve run into in real life
Hey guys! Either LD offended someone…which how the hell could that be?? hahahah or Twitter wasn’t feeling his profile pic. We have sent in an appeal, but if they are anything like Fuckbook, we will not be allowed back on. Also. We just want to say…we
awwww He woke up in such a cuddly mood today. New sleepy set coming soon. Did I tell you someone made him some presents??? He cant wait to show them to you guys!
Preview of next photo set!
We all know what happens next! New post coming very soon guys! Also. LD says
Guys! We are sorry for being so MIA this weekend. But we just finished packing up all your sticker orders and will be shipping them out tomorrow. The Little Dude got a bit to excited with packing and got himself trapped! Hahaha hes ok though. Managed
What are this? What ARE this???? Little dude is so confused right now. I wonder if he knows hedgehogs are friends!
So we have been trying on some costumes and he wanted to start off with a classic! “Mummy! Can I go out and…” He wants to know if YOU know the rest of that line. Happy spooky season guys! The little dude can’t wait to show off the rest of his
LD! You broke it! I told you not to be so rough with these things. Ah well. At least he had a blast in the kitchen. Last cake pic! Promise! :D
When your little dude is too impatient to finish making the cake
You guys! Happy first day of autumn! The little dude is kinda bummed that Google decided NOT to go with his version of today’s doodle. But he won’t let that bring him down. Thought we’d share it with all you anyway! Hope you enjoy today!
![I know how to do stuff I swear :] and if you hire me I promise to leave LD sleeping all day. Unless of course you want him on the job too](https://69.media.tumblr.com/4ac6d68642a13176f1c426c73a75058b/tumblr_o34rmfVVuM1udh79ro1_250.jpg)
![HEY @bbbbridgett Guess WHAT…. You didnt win. Just Kidding! You did :] LD knew we were using a number generator but he really wanted to pretend he pulled your name out of a hat. I told him how crazy it would have been to write down 1000 names on](https://40.media.tumblr.com/8600be1ae9a07b351f64886ac6161646/tumblr_nyb1qgXgnw1udh79ro1_250.jpg)
![Guys! LD can’t wait to show you his latest art project! He thinks you’ll get a kick out of it for sure :] Preview of next photo set. Cumming soon!!](https://31.media.tumblr.com/7a44c4eb1f6200d74c454143e01e034f/tumblr_ny1ypmvxB11udh79ro1_250.jpg)
![Don’t know exactly what I’ll be posting on here. Or how. Without getting kicked off. But there you have it. We are now on almost all social media platforms. LD, say goodbye to our actual social life :]](https://69.media.tumblr.com/7f613802c4240ef045caf11f68848358/tumblr_nxbdarPZz01udh79ro1_250.png)
