Things My Dick Does (thingsmydickdoes.tumblr.com)
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Hey guys! We just received our test stickers from the printers. They look great! The little dude is bummed they’re not to scale ;) Click tmdd.bigcartel.com to get em! Anywho. Since dicks aren’t made of money…we’re doing this
He can’t get enough of this book! Does anyone know who the author is????
He really wants some attention right now. Sorry little dude. Football season has officially started. Gotta cheer on my team! Maybe you’ll learn to like it this year :]
When the little dude reads all the lovely messages you send him
Did someone say stickers? So I’m going to order a few of these. I’ll let you know how they turn out! :]
The little dude loves his books! He wishes he could star in his own one day! :D
Ugh guys!!! This is very urgent! Has anyone seen the little dude around??? All I can find is this stupid produce! I’m so worried! :
“Ummmm excuse me?….When are we going to shoot again? I kinda like it :]” Hahahah He’s so ready to get back into “The studio” hahaha Little guy loves the spotlight. Soon little dude. Very soon! :D
I turned the little guy into an emoji
Do you even lift??? :]
Hangovers. Told you to take it easy last night little guy. Coffeeeeeeee
Fuuuuuck ya he wanted to wake up! Rest of this series cumming soon!
jessaround: thingsmydickdoes is basically my new favourite thing. Yay ! :]
Sometimes he gets a little sick in the mornings. Maybe something he ate late at night :(
![He really wants some attention right now. Sorry little dude. Football season has officially started. Gotta cheer on my team! Maybe you’ll learn to like it this year :]](https://40.media.tumblr.com/8fdbed1ff79e35cf2017e54c37439e3c/tumblr_numq58KlMj1udh79ro1_250.jpg)
![Did someone say stickers? So I’m going to order a few of these. I’ll let you know how they turn out! :]](https://69.media.tumblr.com/0e1faa2aa3a665c4f30985806b77af98/tumblr_nugx5yymV61udh79ro1_250.jpg)
![“Ummmm excuse me?….When are we going to shoot again? I kinda like it :]” Hahahah He’s so ready to get back into “The studio” hahaha Little guy loves the spotlight. Soon little dude. Very soon! :D](https://69.media.tumblr.com/25268869d5b53eef1f5428d654783d51/tumblr_ntzi33fwAG1udh79ro1_250.jpg)
![Do you even lift??? :]](https://69.media.tumblr.com/9e2727ef00ed46e28c3362a0c9bcfba8/tumblr_ntikg9OfrT1udh79ro1_250.jpg)
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