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milcs:Bubbline and PB farting jelly beans out of her hand
mossacannibalism:촉촉한 페리도트
alexalexalexalex: meladoodle: my friend angella was doing a comedy gig, and as soon as she came out a guy shouted ‘can i give you my number?’ and all the crowd groaned cause it was so inappropriate but angella was like ‘yeah sure’. the guy started
buzzfeed: weirdbuzzfeed: unmute it i keep thinking i’ll never be surprised by you, and yet here we are.
akajustmerry: On the clearest of nights, when the winds of the Etherium were calm and peaceful, the great merchant ships, with their cargos of Arcturian solar crystals, felt safe and secure. Little did they suspect that they were persued by… pirates.
thatpettyblackgirl: #BlackExcellence don’t get it twisted 👏🏾😂
feefal:Another skull drawing🌸
feefal:A bird skull and some flowers 🌸
feefal:From you, it grows🌿
unrefinedrabbit:Bubbles compilation because she’s so accurate.
I'd sell my own bones for sapphire stones
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SpongeBob SquarePants
I think I just kinda wanna die
veapalm:My Dustpunk Android. She’s a bit patched together, but she’s doing her best!
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everythingisterrible:EIT! will teach you how to kiss!
[Disgusted noise.]
pearl-likes-pi: Jasper vs the Tide Pod Challenge when I saw Jasper’s voice actress, Kimberly Brooks, did a little vid in Jasper’s voice, I knew I had to make something with it. this is the cursed product of that IM SORRY
torterra: princess-of-pokemon:
professorsparklepants: mindfulwrath: zohbugg: ziyal: this shot of the joker pulling up his pants leg seems to imply that the white part of his feet is actually just bare skin, not fabric spats over a pair of dress shoes, as i had always assumed??
lazytuesday-creation: lostfen: i honestly dont even know what to caption this one … I’m happy to see the Don’t Hug me in Scared crew are now scaring kids on official networks.
imaridraws:Heaven ~ ♥ ♥
imaridraws: Love ~ |Instagram| |Redbubble|
showerthoughtsofficial:The NSA removing “Honesty” and “Openness” from their core values statement, might be the most honest and open they have ever been about their core values.
PSA
1janehopper1: cockyhorror: This tweet was sent from the future It’s finally the day
king-emare: super–gifs: THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY 😂😂😂😂
💤👽✌🏽
atelierabintra: I did a collab with @grapefruit-sky! She drew the picture on top (of Elliott and my farmer Camille), which I colored. I drew the picture on the bottom (of Harvey and her farmer Joshua), which she colored. LOOK AT HOW PRETTY SHE COLORED
🧸🔮🧸
ruinedchildhood: coolguymarioblog: sanescientist252: @setheverman I did not expect that @setheverman
Did you drink water today?
snizabelle:Mass Effect (2007)
thatpettyblackgirl: #BlackGirlsMagic
luvvbiis
Yo bitches
soulsoaker: rattlecat: scientia-rex: lysanderish: I get so mad about people who insist that doctors went to med school so they can never be wrong about your health like ???? Some Doctors hate fat people??? Some doctors hate the mentally ill or give
constable-frozen: M🌀ANA
42wv: Been into Overwatch recently!
fozmeadows: imnotafan: buckysl3ftarm: ithinkiamfinallyclean: “they’re burning all the witches” ARTIST CREDIT And there it is Wow And meanwhile, assholes with no sense of irony or history refer to the naming of sexual predators as a witch
tastefullyoffensive: If Disney Characters Were Real People by Jirka Vinse Jonatan VäätäinenRelated: Disney Princesses with Realistic Hair
kamuiforest: girlbeing: i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist
sm980:
shinjis:
tnytrtls:Me ✨
cheinsaw: cheinsaw: black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats the void is loud and wants chicken
lightly-salted-lays: kant: kylebisc: LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL this is the worst thing ive ever seen in my life I’m actually logging off. I am T I R E D
shit university students wear that movies do not prepare you for
paxpinnae: gstringofsuburbia: frances-still-needs-her-revenge: anchorarms: gstringofsuburbia: in 1994 when green day first became famous, they invited pansy division, an openly gay punk band, to open for them for the entire dookie tour knowing full
pochowek: psychologist patient in fiction: (somberly lying down on a sofa, hands together fingers intertwined, looking blankly at the ceiling) …it all started on my 2nd birthday. I remember that day very clearly. I, even back then, could detect the
tikola-nesla-1907: misgivings: misgivings: Slav pronouncing US states north and south dAhkotah Me me sisi si sip mip sipipi mesipi mesipimipi YES
Humans are adorable.
lesbiantwinpeaks:
twentyonelizards: sixohsixoheightfourtwo: weloveshortvideos: british summer is here. [rain pouring] [thunder rumbling] [car horn blaring]“go on. wheyyyyyyy!! Oh no.”[in distance: “YOU IDIOT”, uproarious laughter]“why would you go through
lonelymountainson: tsundereforcoffee: captainsnoop: how the human brain works: electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s
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