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ariverblues: glitchlight: zagreus: i’m listening hnngngnnn noodle nife skadaddle skadoodle your sword is made of noodle
ihaveneverusedthissitebefore: faustsfancycorner: all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
dconthedancefloor: Found some hands tutorial by me Not in English but hope it will help???????
davidbowietookmybaby: Season 1 of cutthroat kitchen: “here’s a sabotage that lets you take away an opponents cheese” Current season of cutthroat kitchen: “see this Barbie dream house? You have to make all of your food in barbie’s kitchen, but
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joyeuse-noelle: madlori: charlesoberonn: kylebobbergman: charlesoberonn: “I love the tune of this song but hate the gross lyrics. What should I do?” “But I like both old and new songs” “I also like polka?” This man is a treasure. Weird
Am IA power bottom?
e17ahrt: How PD got her shoes hahaha
potatoafts:I want a soldier 76 voice line where he yells, “oh! my back!” after he gets killed by an enemy
sopranofemme:
deadly-wants: mysoulrunsdeep: pussyprlnt: 5unflwr: southernbitchface: quietly-islayem: trashg0d: paninimami: diaryofakanemem: turtle94c: diaryofakanemem: Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭 “Whats your safe
tempural: Alexi’s werewolf friend again! For a commission, the client said I could draw whatever I want so… this guy. Soaking wet from crawling out of his frozen pool.
skineater:
laughing-llama: slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: phinflynn: “Ah, Perry the platypus!” “What an unexpected -“ “WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!” “You’re trapped!” “By societal convention!” “Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone
yoyothericecorpse:Anyone up for a rub?
thatninja: Full Metal Alchemist (2003)
dollymattel:jst girly things💅🏻💖🎀
Tastefully Offensive
disconymph: tsunamiwavesurfing:how to quit your job: ion’t really wanna work here no more
sirfrogsworth: I know that there is no way a cat can comprehend what an ultrasound is. I realize there is no way to communicate that she is with child. And yet… SHE KNOWS. [ reddit ]
talkingtrashcan: fandomshatepeopleofcolor: theambassadorposts: This is a beautiful thing to spread. HYPE THIS MOVIE UP AS MUCH AS YALL DID WITH CALL ME BY YOUR NAME AND LOVE SIMON.A MOVIE CENTERED AROUND BLACK LESBIANS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND VERY
akamxru: brunhiddensmusings: scotchtapeofficial: i’m. cruyinf it allows your halfling to operate a crossbow from an elevated position while still leaving your hands free for melee God of War 4 (2018)
I'd sell my own bones for sapphire stones
choi-nyong: This is a curse
usedchild:shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.
foxville: The fourth type of friend is the trash baby who everyone has to look after
egberts: bahorelfanclub:why are there bruises on my kneesi snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically
64bitwar: equestrianrepublican: gifsboom: Japanese elevator prank. I would have taken the stairs.
royal-food:Birthday Cake Oreo Icebox Cake
deadddeviant:The short involves Goofy doing domestic chores for his wife, which was an odd concept in the 1950′s. So based on the Milkman not knowing who he was kissing in this bit, it implies that Goofy’s wife was fucking the Milkman.
furbyfuzz:Today we are having… Hot Dog
a conversation i had with a 96-year-old woman
starsfelllikerain: cupcakelogic: oh no THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK
themasterpupil: There’s a glitch in the matrix
superharrywholockstuck: vampireapologist: snaacks: wait THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE Technically Adam IS the welcome to chili’s guy
lumnch: Mutuals do this
opabinia-regalis: opabinia-regalis: One of these days, you guys will pull your cute 4chan transmisogynostic rhetoric and sense of humor on a trans woman in real life, and she’s just going to beat the absolute living shit out of you most of the women
escalusia:Reblog this if Ben is a hoe
thesilencedmasses: adminover20: radglawr: haedia: thewolfofnibu: stahscre4m: there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its
knifesonart:hi doggy
siberiancheesecake: Girls supporting girls
ohseagull: Words unfurling
sugarbbqp:Hand holding during sex, that’s that good shit
yusefwoof: she is so raw as fuck doe
whoduhthunkit: please-getout: I really fucking love this piece I love how colourful it is 😍
kakaphoe: valarhalla: valarhalla: boopsandswoops: lifelessordinary0: Temple of Horus, Egypt its horus he’s here Guys no, it gets so much better. A small fat bird, like the above, is the hieroglyph used in Ancient Egyptian to mean “wicked”
backfromrlyeh: backfromrlyeh: Force of Will The Movie by Shuhei Morita
one-good-word: Need me a freak like this
undercovermcdfan: jon-snow: when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks and women would come
ectobiologist: me at all lesbians (ESPECIALLY lesbian trans girls): ur so good and i love you so muchur valid and important
nightmaskart: “I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream”
SpongeBob SquarePants
ginsengsheetmask:I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that
Anything is a wine glass if you try hard enough
scuzer: dubydoods: pychopath: scuzer: owls are bullshit and here’s why @dubydoods this is what an owl looks like without feathers look at it. its like it came from the labyrinth. thanks! i hate it
lillayfran:Then she bubbled her.
Did you drink water today?
bluezirccn: Steven Universe episodes are like The Shattering: Greg breaks his favorite cup. Steven’s Sandwich: White Diamond launches an attack on Earth
nishiroma: lynati: darkmagepoppers: weavemama: THIS REALLY MADE MY DAY lol the yellow lab And the bearded dragon chillin’ with his own food. look at him hes so excited