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the signs as troubled birds
akupitiyo:nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: reclusivewanker: m-ignon: dreamboatsandtrenchcoats: Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that yes you are right the thousands of notes on
officiallydun: favorite line from street poetry.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
official-sovietunion: when she tryna sext but ur too busy making communist propaganda
beef-princess: tbh this is how you end a movie
just-shower-thoughts: I really thought quick sand was going to be a bigger issue in life when I was little.
GUYS SO BLURRYFACE SINGLES
artpopvenusguy:DFLETE THIS!!!
biologytextbook: if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she’s wasting a great opportunity
crunchycantstandshoes: omeglemyitaly: sanityisforthesane: #COME PATRIOTIC CAPTAIN #I SHALL TEACH YOU THE DANCE OF MY PEOPLE #AND WE SHALL FEAST AND JEST MERRILY #thor i think i broke a rib can this wait #NAY #NAY #I DON’T WIKE IT
chiakimomotani: Job interviews be like: “Where do you see yourself in five to ten years?”
latulas: U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive
swiftembers: (X)
badnatured: no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick
Today I fucked up...by trusting a “hot local single in my area” on a dating app
circumcisions: why doesn’t ellen give stuff away like oprah and call the segment ellen de generous like wtf
twenyonepilots: Doubt
lotrlockedwhovian: tentacletherapissed: sagihairius: tinychatter: i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebody yeah it does have a nice ring to it This is art.
Real back to school essentials
bandvxbesss: this is my favorite thing ever
blurry-sunsets: @blurry-sunsets
metaknighty: surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead
yourenosaint: me: *sings along to a song about sex*friend: you’ve never even had sex wtfme:
infimityonhigh: truce // twenty one pilots
Things people forget about Nymphadora Tonks
shiphassailed:belagasm: ha america portugal has TWO freedom days america has 365
famousrecord: would love to see this live
meowvgonspengler: 1950S SLANG IS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING IT IS SO RIDICULOUS LOOK AT WHAT IS THIS DUCK BU TT I AM LAUGHING RAZZ MY BERRIES
agentressler: i’m crying
afterthenovels: coltre:do you ever buy a beautiful notebook and you left it untouched for months because you don’t wanna “ruin” it#what do u mean months #i have a few i’ve left untouched for years
hebahrina:just-shower-thoughts:The word “nun” is just the letter “n” doing a cartwheel.How does a human even think of this what the fuck
FUCK YEAH SPEECH AND DEBATE
standinginthedownpour:I’M LAUGHING
izzzzzzieeeeeeeee:awwww-cute:Put up a bird feeder on the window hoping to do some up close BIRD watching
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hadaes:this is the kind of space travel i want my taxes to fund
the TRUTH about twenty one pilots lyrics
kricketot: *favorite character dies*
mrsweasley: jebiwonkenobi: I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia.
i must admit sometimes I fantasize about you too
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xorestesfastingx: chae-min: “Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]” All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.“God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.
marlborodiamonds: sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star
disp0sableheroes: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER, YOU GOTTA deal with me apologizing for literally every little thing and constantly needing reassurance that you still like me
edsheeran: BUT GUYS LOOK AT THIS LITTLE CUTIE THING LISTEN TO HIM
micdotcom: J.K. Rowling just shut down a sexist troll with a dick joke On Friday, while in the midst of an otherwise civil discussion on the recent British elections, a Twitter user named “Steve” sent a number of especially hateful messages to the
makeupfans: follow > http://ift.tt/1NMNInA
tastefullyoffensive: Here’s a video of the fox cub playing with the ball (photo by scaredoftheman)
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Whatever happens, happens
thatenglishmajorquestion:“what are you going to do with a degree in english?” dO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME SIR
facebookstaff: youre-such-a-heavenly-view: therothwoman: helllabovee: itsbr1ttanybitch: EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD This video is a gift. I want what she’s having. ‘okay calm down
buttastic: buttastic: how many other elementary schools had compulsory square dancing lessons why the hell is this so universal
canwepretenditsalwaysbeenokay:this joke only works for the next ten months and then it will never ever apply again and I think that’s beautiful