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lovingfoss666: the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit
anaconda
death-limes:just-shower-thoughts:If “womb” is pronounced “woom” and “tomb” is pronounced “toom”, shouldn’t “bomb” be pronounced “boom”?isis that a pun
thewanderingbagel:hellyeahthomassanders:Camouflage by Thomas SandersThis is the best camo joke I’ve ever seen
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it Good luck figuring out which one
beeblud:joyrevision: drinkfallspew97: Natural beauty Yeah it is Oh god please
vortisaurus:my dad just walked in, asked me “what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?” and left
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lckfuentes:Fall Out Boy - American Beauty / American Psychofav lyrics + Snapchat
brittbluebird14:-story-of-my-life-:mamayuuma:mamayuuma:why were dinosaurs so big because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures It’s 1:00 in the morning. And the sound I made was not human.
Oof.
egberts: coolscar: egberts: what happened when the guy shop lifted the calendar? he got 12 months crime isnt a joke
how y'all think petitions work
thehappysorceress: always reblog
annarchy666:Hello I’m here to audition for the role of the Basilisk in Harry Potter and today I will be singing “Anaconda” by Nicki Minaj
captcreate:I’m now reevaluating my entire way of thinking.
1squirtle:reading the first question on a test like
mysticmoonhigh:So I was talking to a boy today and called him “dude” and he goes, “Hey, I’m not your dude. I want to go by bro.” And the very first thing that popped into my head was ‘wow, he has preferred bronouns’.
When I'm halfway through a sentence and suddenly realise there is no way out of the grammatical crater I have dug myself
memebuscemi: when ur with ur best friend
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mychemicaldoodle:5krillcat
sextronautt: panic! at the deadline
ashermillstxne:American Horror Story: HOTEL
agists:nosdrinker: you’re insecure don’t know what for let the bodies hit the floor
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23yo:me: *closes eyes and tries to chill for 5 whole seconds*me: i cannot
panic-with-falloutboy:My fave
itsstuckyinmyhead:itsstuckyinmyhead:Hello, I’m auditioning for John F. Kennedy and i will be singing Bulletproof by la rouxeveryone who reblogs this is getting a high five and a one way ticket to hell
missimpossiblegirl:hi im auditioning for the role of link from the legend of zelda and i’ll be singing thats not my name by the ting tings
treeprince:when u tryna be cheesy but everyone around u is laughtose intolerant
antisocialgod:Hi, I’m auditioning for the role of Icarus and I’ll be singing Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles.
i-am-momo-senpai:please unmute this vine, I swear
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thaumatropia:“My desires are… unconventional.”“So show me.”
lyxdelsic:death-by-lulz: alizabug: the hills are alive. they are here. someone stop them welcome to night vale
kateoplis:Always bring flowers, Rebecca Louise Law
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Work Hard and Be Brave
underratings:Me dealing with all my issues
inoticeyoureanerdfighter:are you kidding me rn
be your own anchor
i am never changing who i am
christianmakesjokes: hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.
risarodil:“Here’s the thing about success - If you’re smart enough, and you’re dedicated enough, and lucky enough, and sacrificed enough, you too will get to find out that… none of it exist. It’s made up… The satisfaction, the joy -
10 of my favourite Hank Green out of context quotes
clannyphantom: What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder
mrbenwyatt:canadad:calculator more like calcuLATER i aint about that math life
date: I’m addicted to wasting my time
stunningpicture:“A blue hope” (imgur OP SeeMyAmbitionsFadeOut)
falloutbov:Pete wentz just really gets me sometimes
emilyfrxnces:cloudstreamer: videohall: Goat gives it all it’s got goat: mwaahh dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO! goat: mwaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! dude: yeaaah this is so important
queermarauders:Regulus Black died in a cave, drowned by reanimated corpses to bring about the downfall of Voldemort, and yet Snivellus is still the hero of Slytherin.
Alphabet from Harry Potter’s bedroom in Godric’s Hollow [ x ]
laughingsquid: Hedgehog Inadvertently Plays a Respectable Measure of Jazz Just by Walking Atop Piano Keys
notyourtypicalhumanbeing:a transparent dancing shark for all your transparent dancing shark needs