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tfw-adhd:
hell-and-pepsi:saw this reply on a reddit post and damn.jon bois was right we really are creatures of play. and we will be creatures of play till the end of time
icy-moons:“who are you? i love you” is a line that feels like a pull. doesn’t hit me over the head. there’s no blunt force. it just tugs on the inside and pulls me. that’s how it feels.
ziraseal: tiktoksforlosers:
buggybird:todaysbird: i really like when crows just insert themselves into a group of other birds and then act like there is absolutely nothing strange about itx Crow: these are my friendsOther birds: no we’re notCrow: you are :)
imsoglitter:imsoglitter:The autism won today (almost got hit by a car in the library parking lot because I was looking at a cool beetle)It was a ten striped june beetle btw. If you even care.
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l0vegl0wsinthedark:When cats lie on their backs and look at you upside down with their little vampire tooth sticking out reblog if you agree
Ice age children frolicked in 'giant sloth puddles' 11,000 years ago, footprints reveal
faerie99:
ribbloid:
wandering-elf:ladyhistory:Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the thingsAlso me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. They’re both very excited
kisekiii25:i love them 💕
nightfrostbite:oceanflowerrs:nerunodaisuki:i like this better actually
apisashla:I am a horny ally. when someone is horny on main I am simply grateful that they have decided large furry guy with bulge or big tity anime lady is important enough to share with the rest of us
techmomma:coolyo294:Promise?GET READY FOLKS IT’S TIME FOR SATANIC PANIC2!!!!!!
tlirsgender:tlirsgender:I’m sure I’ve said this before but it’s like so weird to me how people tend to think of scientific interest as antithetical to sentiment like noo.. What do you think drives people to study something so intently.
What to do if you are facing eviction
toukatan: a mother’s love.
jollityfarm:this woman compiled all her friends’ fictional crushes and i am. wheezing. human horny knows no bounds. i love people
annabelle–cane:it’s rotten work. especially to me especially if it’s you. I’ll fucking do it but christ alive.
roach-works:todaysbird:a florida photographer spotted a black vulture and bald eagle sharing a meal together. while vultures are often sterotyped as dirty scavengers and bald eagles as strong hunters, they both eat carrion, and sometimes bald eagles eat
pbs-r:beguines:Falling in love and identifying birds have similar effects. Normal life is altered; every experience heightened; what was mundane begins to explode with meaning. You think birds are just birds—undifferentiated fluttering, then you find
ALTMicrosoft is ending support for my shitty old laptop (my only computer) running Windows 8.1 and I am screaming at the implication that I can easily “move to a new PC that can run Windows 11” that’s gonna be obsolete in a couple of
kaidansalenkos: Goat Simulator (2014) dev. Coffee Stain Studios Untitled Goose Game (2019) dev. House House Stray (2022) dev. BlueTwelve Studio
kavohh707: The heat wave is over and so the crows go back to sun bathing in the midday sun.
shawzii:surprised nobody’s drawn Loid like the tails gets trolled meme yet
teathattast:What the hell ???
issamomma:issamomma:So uuuuhhhh…got my daughter a yogurt this morning and learned something new. Guys I just realized they meant there’s a city in Texas called Ding Dong. I thought the people at GoGurt were really like, “DING DONG! WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
abalonetea: thinking about a religious group where the “holy” animal / most respected animal is a vulture, because vultures take care of the dead that the church aren’t able to reach
reachartwork:party room
bedrock-to-buildheight:Pigeons
spockcoded:how is anyone supposed to sleep. in these temprachures
lesbianwizards:the reason mob wins his fights is because he tells people to their faces that they’re friendless pathetic losers and he feels bad for them, and he means it so genuinely. like how do you come back from that
shutup-rachel:“We searched EVERYWHERE on the ship for a stranger. Our only cargo was those person sized boxes of dirt we didn’t open so there was nowhere for the creepy guy to hide”
cosmictisane:a-game-is-the-foot:delphinidin4: these are still the most hilarious
lipid:
beesmygod: beesmygod:collection of extremely insane keycaps ive found lately i forgot some enter keys
chuckdrawsthings:pigin
liquidstar:liquidstar:in the evil world beanie babies would be called meanie babies i love that i can just start off sentences with phrases like “in the evil world” and not elaborate at all, because people just get what i mean. like yeah yeah, the
behind-scopes: Spiritsby @behind-scopes
jupiter-suggestion:i want to be inconvenienced by you. i want to wait for you, i want to hold your things while you do something else, i want to make adjustments to my plans to make space for you. someone at your side who takes up no space and has no
visiting-naturalist:The Naturalist’s Guidebook, Part 4The Keysmash Code TYPE: ToolTIME: Real Posting HoursRARITY: OccasionalDESCRIPTION: The Keysmash Code is an impenetrable sequence of characters which Tumblr users encode their emotions into.
kawaiite-mage:lmao this guy hasn’t seen the lucky 10,000 xkcd comic, what a loser. everyone’s seen it. fucking idiot.
pro-gay:only-tiktoks:
catgirlaleistercrowley:cursmudgeon:prokopetz:The thing that distinguishes Tumblr shitposts from shitposts on other social media platforms isn’t the content, it’s the register. The hairpin code-switching between very formal and very vulgar
vevy-vell:rawbens:homopower: succ-my-pandas-dick: I have so many questions In the name of everything decent in this world, you have got to turn the sound on. This was in Denver! They set up inflatable mattresses for an outdoor movie. The wind
takashi0:memories-lost-in-rain:This is probably the worst that anything has ever aged
i see bird, i go apeshit
bostondparty:In memory of Acorn 💙 A very good bean, we were lucky to have almost 5 years together before she had to cross the rainbow bridge 🌈 Rest well, sweet girl 💙
trailcams: source
wtxch:Vanessa Stockard (Australian, b.1975) drama in purple velvet ,2022
internet-sentences:
quixoticanarchy:sometimes the executive function fairy godmother finally shows up, whacks you, and then you’ve got to run around like cinderella on a midnight deadline trying to get things done before time runs out and your brain makes it illegal again
thepiperatthegatesofdawn1967:at least the colour green exists
tmmyhug:birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there
llatimeria:llatimeria:having the ability to stop, slow down, and think “wait, is there any physical reasons I feel bad actually?” is probably one of the most important skills one can have as a mentally ill/neurodivergent person or really just
karlydraws:영 기타 등등Migraine that comes and goes shishou I don’t think you can smoke here…
1337banna: Im not sure what hes trying to do, but Im Concerned.
jevajeva: Loggerhead Shrikes, Lanius ludovicianus, with prey impaled on a wire.
