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tooies:i think “take a hike” is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit
for sale. baby teeth. never worn.
gevai: ground me ground you
fledglingdoodles: Looked up ‘Extreme Ballroom Dancing’ for some fun poses.
plushav:Anteater by Yoshitoku
beetledrink:not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
headspace-hotel:cordeliaflyte:I have no perception of time. I will be like “I have class in 2 hours… Do I have time to shower 🤔🤔”and then i’ll be late to class because I tried to shower 2 hours ahead of time
greelin:epic that anxiety is not confined to the brain and just poisons every inch of the body. stomach. chest. neck. shoulders. everywhere else. really really cool
tonysopranobignaturals:part of why rich people act weird has to be those luxury modern apartments where everything is white. like eventually they probably start experiencing symptoms of sensory deprivation torture and decide to become an influencer or
darllng: swarnpert: don’t ever call me op. you will address me by my full name obert pobert
hoarder-of-stories-27:Aspec people who use the label “queer”, you’re so important. I’m glad you exist.Aspec people who would use the label but feel they can’t because of aphobia, I’m so sorry. I wish you safety and peace.Aspec people in
pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong:demolitionwizards666:if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cyclefuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionismnow say something beautiful
fruitshake:trans guy who finally figured out his name, about to come out in the funniest way to his friends: hey guys can i be frank with you all
mostlyinthemorning:I kind of suck at tagging, so I made this infographic to help make it easier.
academia-core:me
greyramblings:If you read this post you are contractually obligated to say one (1) good thing about yourself. No self depreciation.
neomexicanismos:Axolotl
plumslices:Cleaned everything dusted everything. And the dust will return and its so fucked up
potatoesandsunshine:here we go
secifosseluce:we have to love things & others very hard if we want to stand even the slightest of chances
tuulikki:lesbianfairie-deactivated202212:
falseknees: A reminder again that if you would be interested in getting this story as a little book to please sign up here: https://falseknees.com/fallsneeze.htmlThanks!
falseknees: Falsetober Book #2!I am planning on publishing this story as a small book like I did last year! If you are interested in getting a copy, you can sign up here and you will be notified when it is ready to buy! It is also very helpful for me
ocular-intercourse:transsexualhamlet:pick some weird outfits and i’ll show you where you belonghey guys i made a fucked up uquiz u should look at it. this is. well largely influenced by gerard way and their personal fashion show that has been the
shinybluebirdwizard:The fact that Anya wears a bunch of outfits during the cruise arc while Yor was busy working supports what most of us suspect already - Twilight is totally the one who picks out all the cute clothes for his daughter
violentwavesofemotion:due to personal reasons I deeply wish that this autumn feels entirely like rebirth
dduane:gffa: “Thoughts on one of the hardest things: banishing the imagined bad faith reader from your writing process” by Melissa Febos on Twitter is hitting really hard today. This.
thoodleoo:grieving as an adult is so funny it’s like. im sobbing my eyes out i’m laughing like a maniac im pondering the mortality of everything around me. ok glad thats out of my system because i have a dentist appointment in an hour
kurja-tales:That’s the thing about people who haven’t been loved much..They think about every kind gesture, a slightest touch of fingers, kind smiles, random acts of love, intimacy in every small thing done. They find that love wherever they
Well I think I'm funny.
calamitys-child:I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together
skiplo-wave:Power stole Kobeni chair and drink now Kobeni on floor crying lol
carpisuns:no, YOU have a microwave brain that slowly rotates blorbos. I have a washing machine brain that rotates AND soaks them and sometimes things get a little intense and it starts going THUNK THUNK THUNK and nearly breaks itself because of blorbo
fromacatastrophe:callalilly24601:i dragged my dad into a spirit halloween the other day, and as we’re walking out, he turns to me and says “i think i get it now. halloween is gay christmas”he does get itOP’s tags, for those of you who missed
loneliesttime:loneliesttime:where’s that quote abt like. being embarrassed abt the thinness of ur life the way ur embarrassed by a threadbare piece of clothing. bc like yeah Olivia Laing
feverdaze:
horror enthusiast
sammininoofthelord:Prompt 5 #Ineffableinktober by @koko_iep : DucksDo ducks have ears? This feels familiar 🤔
sylvrn's stuff
fucko:feeling extremely threatened right now
dysautonomia:silenceinternalmonologue: thinking about how i just… never complained about anything as an undiagnosed autistic kid. i was dressed in button-down shirts that made me feel like i was choking all day to the point i could only think about
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handweavers:there is no better feeling than to be wholly trusted and loved by a little animal
spicybrain81:
torbooks: Smut 🤝 HorrorDeeply penetrative exploration of human vulnerability
jewishdragon: dlsor5: partybarackisinthehousetonight: did u know: according to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell This should not have made me laugh As a scientist I can
featheredadora:ALTWhether you’re loud and proud, quietly comfortable, or still figuring things out - you are a valuable part of our community and you have a home here!
sygol:
元野良Jと家主の徒然
birds-and-friends: When you have differing opinions on interior design, explore.org
blushingpizza:cozy girl forced to get out of bed no survivors
raspbabey:💕🧸🎃 Sanrio Halloween plushies !!!! 🎃🧸💕
enochianribs:enochianribs:oh to have a silly little house like this…the inside has to look like this.
3liza:learning about primatology a bit has made me a lot more tolerant of human behavior i didnt, as a huge weirdlord, intuitively understand, especially noise-based stuff. like when people scream when they meet each other somewhere. its fine, that is
blondivae:An old doodle I made of ✨them✨
ispyspookymansion:they should invent a future that is livable and comforting instead of so so scary all the time forever
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
mochinue:HBD REIGEN🎉
mp100days:100 - happy birthday reigen arataka (thank you)
centuriespast: Gold Sundial and Compass ring, 1570 CE, possibly Germany.
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