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youkilledmyfatherpreparetopie: jcatgrl: bl00d-sugar: I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN imagine eating one of those in public. you make eye contact with someone. lick it a couple more times. swirl

tupacabra: shampoo for my real friends real poo for my sham friends

ximjustinlovex: benedictscumberbatch: “GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.” I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

muslimmilf: is this from ahs

eggplont: “you were right”

Late Night Rainstorm

Benedict Cumberbatch through the years

missmegrose: krypto-the-hellhound: believeinwinchesters: That’s the exact spot where I realized that she played the mom on suite life of zack and cody thats the exact moment i realised sam had no idea what a ‘mom voice’ was get out WHY WOULD

Stop and Wish Upon a Star

littledeerling: this has probably been done a million times already but

kinklock: I have seen those symptoms before. Oscillation on the pavement always means there’s a love affair. OH MY GOD.

galifianafuck: omfg I called my mom’s phone so I could tell them I wanted mcdonalds but she didn’t answer her phone and then all of a sudden our house phone rings and I assumed that it was her calling back so when I answered it I yelled “PLEASE

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend: the fact that Sherlock wanted someone in the world to be called Sherlock Watson is so important to me My heart.

hungry-horny-feminist: First Kiss (creator asked 20 strangers to kiss for the first time) This makes me unbelievably happy. Oh.

ask–smauglock: Smauglock:

shinka: it took john about a month to get bored in his marriage ABOUT A MONTH the writers could have written hlv set months later, or even years later: they could have written john being perfectly happywith mary one month later after his wedding but

aaeries: ikindawanttoslaythedragon: a family friend of mine is a gigantic book/movie/tv nerd and when she married her husband their biggest struggle was the fact that they now had two copies of every book, dvd, and boxed set and that is the kind of

postllimit: why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too

Benedict means ”blessed.” My parents liked the sound of the name and felt slightly blessed because they’d been trying for a child for a very long time.

firecr0tch: looz-y: firecr0tch: looz-y: if you look up olaf you either get the snowman or the one who’s trying to kill three orphans for money or both fuKCING CHRISYYTS *whispers* do you wanna kill an orphan

ven0moth: ven0moth: i wonder if i have a follower who’s been quietly watching over me and knows everything about me if so prove urselves

half boy half robot half ravioli

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sheerio-stormer777: tenerifeseas: sexual orientation: ed sheeran screaming ‘love me’ in give me love Pretty much, yeah

firelorcl: firelorcl: when you make a post you think is clever and nobody reblogs it

katara: frankoceanfanclub: harrystylesdildo: AU in which Harry and Zayn become fathers together. They move into a home together to finally become the family they always wanted to be. But then Harry murders Zayn because he falls for Niall. Zayn’s

live recklessly

sextective: there was literally no need for sherlock to actually cry when he talked to john on the phone before he jumped off the roof because john couldn’t see his face from that distance but he did

my twisted mind.

mythicalgummies: hitlervevo: hitlervevo: why is it even called tumblr what does it even mean OH MY GOD We’ve hit the 4th wall

time, mystical time

yeemu: when youre up late on the computer and have to be quiet getting food from your fridge in the middle of the night without anyone knowing wearing squeaky shoes in the library going to the bathroom in the middle of the night without waking anyone

thescienceofjohnlock: hotdogsngiggles: i-am-forever-cumberbatched: mcavoys: “What did he say?” This was the most intelligent F bomb ever. and PBS cut it They cut that?!?!

$hobbit meme: [¾ quotes] → “You’ll have to manage without pocket-handkerchiefs and a good many other things, Bilbo Baggins, before we reach our journey’s end. You were born to the rolling hills and little rivers of the Shire, but home$

hobbit meme: [¾ quotes] → “You’ll have to manage without pocket-handkerchiefs and a good many other things, Bilbo Baggins, before we reach our journey’s end. You were born to the rolling hills and little rivers of the Shire, but home

hedwig-dordt: I doubly love this because it’s in Sports Illustrated

sullied: i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

sextective: (dat ass)

infinitelimit: oraldiarrhea: secretsbest: 8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant This is the most beautiful thing ever. thank you science THE BINKY JUST……. DROPPED HE WAS JUST MINDING HIS BUSINESS

aggressivelytwerkinganderson: “If you love me, let me go,” right? Mary couldn’t let John go. But you know who did? Nope.

ughbenedict: I am deafened by the sound of everything we are not saying.

but the wind picked up

can-i-be-your-favorite-bird: fanfiction should be taken a lot more seriously as literature. True, some of it isn’t really excellent writing and some is just smut but let me tell you i have read some fics that are beautifully well done and turned my

tristem et sollum

redclayshawty: quickweaves: WOULD YOU KNOCKOUT YOUR GRANDMA FOR 10K ? she on her way out anyway

astudyinsubtext: balphesian: #i bet they attended the same long-suffering best friend seminar #how to say no when your asshole bff wants you to do something ridiculous and life-threatening #and at 2:30 this afternoon: how to cope with being cockblocked

pityfriend: *jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

neoliberalismkills: einsteinonacid: ineedtogetpaid: i thought LGBT was a sandwich Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato? I identify as this sandwich

hysterifun: when ur parents go out food shopping

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corriban: receiveandsend: hetare-hetalia: jibblyuniverse: teenagejamiebennett: forgottenwinterfrost: AHAHAHAHHAHAA THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING this is really cute just made me think of this oh my god the best Get me a man like that.

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phobias: if i had my licence the only thing i’d use it for is mcdonalds at 3am

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis: davedirk: davedirk: lauraforgood: m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AND THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND

yungcoochie: #clap back

scott-pilgrimage: whosromeo: i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you i think it’s a fucking miracle

Late Night Rainstorm

foxnewsofficial: hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

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