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lady-raziel: today in a nutshell
lisafahrenheit:mark, at least twice a month:
audball-art:This is what true heartbreak looks likeđź’”
lady-raziel: that’s a gentle way of putting it, twitter
lavenderboye:
arietisprimavera:oh the emotions– the passion, the fury.
fischyplier: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
ambrosiadreamer:fucked up so bad
mintytrifecta:Mark to Takis:
inpulsafinis-deactivated2022050:A summary.
santamira-deactivated20220223:so where’s the sponsorship, BRAND???
lady-raziel: new markiplier brand sponsorship idea inspired by the folks over on twitter
seto-kawaiiba-deactivated202204:Takis done fucked up @markiplier
lady-raziel: set the counter to zero again, chief
ms-funky-autumn:It is just a progressive chain of disrespect at this point!
mintytrifecta:I am DISGUSTED I am REVOLTED
tracobuttons:
fireyalex:The brands have betrayed him too many times
ambrosiadreamer: it’s target practice timeÂ
markstits:what could’ve been
yourpalheapass:“Are you constantly haunted by the ghosts of everyone that you’ve killed and maybe you think that it was you that was the problem and it wasn’t just a misunderstanding where you were trying to tickle them with a knife?”Credits:
indiiglow:Are we Mark’s emotional support shitposters? Is that what it is?
lady-raziel: when takis won’t give a sponsorship to the guy who only licks the dust off like a maniac
moriihana:can you BELIEVE takis DIDN’T sponser ME after ALL the FREE ADVERTISING i did for them during unus annus. can you believe it! i’ve been betrayed again. green giant, takis, sour patch… when will it end :((meme template credit
fischyplier:Mark scrolling through twitter to see Ninja sponsoring Takis instead of him:
skyisverybored:that feeling when takis chooses ninja instead of you
lady-raziel: mark recording the taki betrayal video right now
lavenderboye:Mark @ Takis
mementomark: mark right now
neverquothraven:another one bites the dust </3 at this point it’s like food companies are having a competition, take your bets on who will refuse him next !
fischyplier:Mark after Takis stabbed him in the back!!!
fischyplier:Reaction images for when you don’t get sponsored by any company
lady-raziel: We’re no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of–you wouldn’t get this from any other guy! I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling, gotta make you understand…never gonna give
mintytrifecta:Same snake, different skin. Always spinning his yarns, his webs, his lies. I always thought that you were trapped in his games, perpetually plunging down the rabbit hole as it swirls. Helpless. Lost. I know the feeling. Perhaps I’m
maxbegone:Wade: “I have one of those pitchers with knives.”Bob: “A blender?”
chokingoncosplay:Hey listen to DistractibleEven the ads are funnyNo my family isn’t being held hostage I just really like podcasts
lady-raziel: In America, I YouTuber number one. Best content. One day, Sour Patch Kids need new content.. I do content. But mistake! I insult Sour Patch Kids!! Brand very mad! I hide in fishing boat, come to Canada. No speak Canadian, no food, no money.
erexart:I was listening to that latest distractible podcast while i was folding laundry and man, that was my favourite episode so far. I kinda wished it was longer </3
lineralangohr: “…And then she just left me on read, can you believe it?”(meme template by @eekahchu and the screenshot is the video description of Resident Evil: Village - Part 13)
miraculous-hearts:Listen, it’s not a sexual thing, I love Lady Dimitrescu because of the POWER she radiates. Now that’s the kind of power I can RESPECT! I respect her so hard, I cannot wait for the day she picks me up by my throat and chucks me across
markiplitessepticeyes:If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
nickaroo:Hey! Yeah, you! Have you listened to the new Distractible podcast created by me and my friends, Bob and Wade? You totally should. I mean you REALLY should. Cause if not, I would be so upset, and you REALLY don’t wanna know me when I’m upset.
justanothershrekintheswamp-deac:TOMORROW!
eekahchu: Had an idea for a meme. Enjoy!Original meme made by gertritude-art :)
iamliteraltrash1:People like to assume I’m a masochist, but you know I’m not a masochist I just like to see what my body can handle. For example I was tased for a deleted YouTube channel just to see how much it would hurt. I think it was about
lady-raziel: also reminder to listen to distractable, in case you’ve been in a coma for the last 4 years and missed all the “gentle” reminders up until this point
astralnexus: THE NECROMANCER - THE MYSTIC CRYSTAL - NSP.
cgbk10:POV: Wade vs. Bob vs. Mark asking you to go listen to Distractible.*Don’t steal/use/repost without permission plzkaythnxbai*❤️Gail
fischyplier: Oh he ded
sailorvixie:Necromancer: “Yeet this bitch!”
DISTRACTIBLE IS A SCAM!!
ninja-pieking:That’s right the points are just like all of Mark’s alter egos not named Darkiplier or Warfstache.
nickaroo:oh god oh fuck
mementomark: great promo if i say so myself @markiplier
markipoggers-deactivated2022021:*beatboxing* who’s next?
miraculous-hearts:Me waiting for Distractible so Mark doesn’t threaten me like …did you listen?
kyromone:Go listen to Distractible or I’ll steal your kidneys. You don’t need them that bad do you?
arietisprimavera:
lady-raziel: here you go canada. please enjoy
KEEP YOUR HEAD UP!!