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muffledfreethrowsinthedistance: buzzfeeds: my mum just bought our cat a christmas stocking even tho we are muslims and dont even celebrate christmas?? she was like ‘we dont know what religion he is we cant force him to be muslim’ hes a cat ? merry
sasstrekking: upallnightogetloki: courfeyluck: jimmykirks: decorated my pinetree it’s a christmas tree The fact that this works with both his first and last name tho… Chris-tmas Pine-tree
popcornpretension: hedwig-dordt: sub!bond for life I want to be Judi Dench when I grow up.
newyorkmets:catfish
jessipalooza: airiannagrace: the-dodo: This extremely fluffy corgi has NO time for your games. @jessipalooza Oh my god
jaegerdelta: professor-maple-mod: skelletang: tacobelligerent: blaalys: “the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at
Thomas Sanders
gnarly: circumcising: what did people even wear in 2008 apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur
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brendachanblr:I’m pretty sure that he didn’t regret anything
dazzai: Stay Close to Me: Then and Now
Super Highschool Level Loser
Katsuki Yuuri; Sexually Attracted to Katsudon
pokemonperfect: If this kid comes back in like 20 years dressed as a massive buff gyarados I’ll eat my shirt
equineflo:Snowflake
kinkshamer69: not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important
onlyblackgirl: candiikismet: Dear God in heaven And then there are heroes
legendary-mole: I made a thing I tried to read this to my best friend and she gave me the face that i know means the last one
legendary-mole: I made a thing
ringleader-of-the-tormentors: itsrickyl: diaz-devan: thenatsdorf: Perfect early Christmas present. I can’t wait to do this This is so special That boy is so sweet awe he can’t stop crying Reblogging because this boy was given space to be emotional
destinyrush:but does that cow have a visa though?!😂
beckpoppins: killifishes: pipizhe: zzz18: honeysucker: dtgsr: pearlitariat: i love how the ancestor of the modern housecat (the middle eastern wildcat) literally just looks like an angry tabby with more leg we domesticated dogs because they wete
kaciart:Congratulations Yuri
etanwa: ravenclaw-starkid-1025: proudblackconservative: So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A
gentleantics: i told a lady i really liked ghosts and she said “are you being serious or are you just saying that in case one is listening”
crikeydaveart: New cartoon! Jurassic Pratt - A Jurassic World cartoon! Proudly supported by amazing people through Patreon!http://www.patreon.com/crikeydave Please consider pledging and see behind the scenes work on the next cartoon! Opening sequence
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cprartsalot:Modern AU in which Maui discovers selfies and t-shirts are non-negotiable.
iammoana:Merry Christmas (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: fuckingsleeep: sleepthroughthealarm: i literally only got this joke yesterday I don’t get it… Someone help me… *psst* he was gonna say LAID
emerald-grey: GUYS LOOK WHAT I FOUND NOT ONLY WAS HE A SKATER (for hockey) BUT HE WAS BORN IN DECEMBER, PLAYED FOR RUSSIA, HAS THE SAME NAME, AND WON GOLD MEDALS.
The gay ship formula
roachpatrol: new-boot-goofin: blazepress: Extremely photogenic tiger. Bless THE LARGEST BLEP
geeky-sova:Got some winter smooches to share with you ;)
mamalaz: The modern adventures of Han, Leia and Ben Kylo The Solos celebrate Christmas. It’s as dysfunctional as always. The rest of the series is here (This was actually in my queue before Carrie passed away but I can’t post it without mentioning
decepticonsensual: adulthoodisokay: stuckylikeglue: beeishappy: LSSC | 2016.11.21 He is so DELIGHTED “They want to hire a part of me.” Everything about this, from Carrie’s viscerally presented and excellent point, to the pun, to the look on
poedamneron: historicaltimes: Carrie Fisher & Debbie Reynolds Meet US President Richard Nixon - Early 1970’s via reddit
bellygangstaboo: This is my America! Diverse. Talented. Progressive.
Get in losers we're gonna boldly go
malachai-winchester:This is the cutest thing I have ever seen
handsomedogs: Arthos Li | Ice-World-Dreams
OTP Headcanons
smolsized: Mom: What are you doing? Me: …. Reading Mom: whatcha reading? Me:
stephanemiroux: thepagejakeenglish: pl4ystation: important moment in cinema Perfectly distilled in Vine form This shouldn’t be so goddamm funny.
fuckyahumor: renpai: my gf is german and she just forgot the word for slug so she asked me “how do you call snails without homes”
boesed: laughinghieroglyphic: Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times. ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.
thatsthat24:That Glimmer of Hope ✨
betweenthetights: talking to trump supporters so my mom and i were watching nova and some gene was mentioned as a marker of human evolution in the past 1000 or so years. and she goes “but human evolution doesn’t exist”. I just stared at her.
betweenthetights: talking to trump supporters
dictionarycomblr: myend-ismybeginning: Secret rooms concealed by bookcases What would you put in your secret room?
glossoblogia: i can’t stand it when people complain about how expensive printer ink is, like it’s “”capitalism’s fault”“. do you have any idea how hard it is to milk a squid
shirodad:the voltron fandom right now
pussycat-scribbles: Bonus: