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anepotter:the children of Thor and Loki;Balder, telepathy, warriorFrigga, sorcerer, warriortwins;Vale, sorcerer, ice manipulationTyr, shapeshifter, warriortwins;Idunn, archer, illusion manipulationFreyja, healer, telekinesis
mrs-reedhair:@ me
justnoodlefishthings: justnoodlefishthings: justnoodlefishthings: What is a man but a sexually mature infant chimpanzee I’ve had a bunch of asks about this, so to clarify, no this isn’t a shitpost. It’s real, and it’s called neoteny. Humans
xxchumanixx: Hilarious🥀👐
avengingbefore7: Tony: [calling Rhodey] wanna know something weird? Rhodey: first of all, it’s 2 in the morning, Rhodey: Second of all, continue;
technohumanlation: madfrisky: I’ve seen Horny Internet Fangirls fall physically in lust with everything from standard hunks to weird cartoons to robots to monsters and every body type from potbelly bear to skeletal beanpole and it never fails to amaze
fairytaleonfire: the-evil-twin: i-wanna-be-a-klaine-ship-ranger: prufrocking: thegestianpoet: and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality
kingloptr: ♡.♡
madamebomb: pr1nceshawn: One time, when I was drunk… THAT LAST ONE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH
questionartbox: contrast I needed to practise drawing kisses. This was supposed to be part of some quick sketches, and yet here we are Art blog: questionartbox
julian-thirstposting: cocolovesorcs: delicatebirdland: I see so many male subs that are insecure bc they’re tall or bulky or bigger than their female partners, and I just wanna say that that?? is some bullshit. Like hell yes, gimme a huge mountain
I'm Flor! I draw stuff.
thegestianpoet: thegestianpoet: thegestianpoet: loki’s “evil plan” in the first thor movie is literally like one of those expanding glowing brain memes it’s so fucking roundabout and funny also: ragnarok.jpg
theysaidtheseathogwartsprobably: Draco Malfoy: Yeah, we’re enemies, but I’d fuck you if you asked. Harry Potter: What? Draco Malfoy: What? Ron Weasley: [not looking up from his food] He said he’d fuck you if you asked.
thunderfrosted.
dragongf: chris hemsworth: well first of all, they’re all men so i cant have sex with any of them tom holland: id fuck chris hemsworth in a heartbeat
anepotter: awaiting Balder (fanart ©anepotter) mpreg ThorKi AU - awaiting their firstborn son, Balder
rackyroo:I love that Taika was the only director that understood that Loki needed to be written as gay as possible
somaddicouldscream: When you’re daydreaming about kinky shit in public and you suddenly you’re like “what if someone here’s a mind reader!!!”
hoofbitch: just-another-secret-gaygent: mandatalks: I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!”
animatedamerican: littlegreenplasticsoldier: My 5yo likes to tell herself stories before she falls asleep and she just came out to me in tears because she accidentally killed off a character. “The story got sad all by itself Mum!” I know baby.
Shout out to writers...
harseik: No more ocean view. >D
wethatkindoforc: dryadgurrl: partyslugg: reallylameblog: paradisaic: wethatkindoforc: So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up. that’s a potato Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken he
SOME KINDA CRAZY.TERRIBLY MESSY. INCREDIBLY HAPPY.
the-hapless-ace: ninablount: systlin: jumpingjacktrash: cicutadouglasii: jumpingjacktrash: roachpatrol: cicutadouglasii: cicutadouglasii: yknow the more jk rowlings world falls apart in america (race relations, international history, population,
onion-souls: arbor-viridanus: onion-souls: Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you I live in New York City
decafcosmiclatte: me, new to fandom: omg i love this ship!!! make them canon!!! make ! them ! KISS ! me, hardened after 45 years of war: pls … just let them talk … its all i ask … im begging u
adarafaelbarbas: carrionflowerkin: friendly reminder that keeping plants in your house without their permission is slavery and kidnapping :) I honestly can not tell what’s serious anymore on this godforsaken website.
frogmp3: hornycritical: In case you haven’t been on Twitter lately the most recent discourse is that a vegan consoled a crying child and gave her money for ice cream, and another vegan made a callout because she didn’t tell the child to buy vegan
shesellsseagulls: ‘Kay but 2 movies with Peter Parker and now he’s clucky.You’re fooling nobody but yourself Tony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am a Fan Girl hear me ASDFGHJKL:
deepnest: deepnest: every cat exists on a sliding scale of ‘unit’ to ‘goblin’ with exotic longhairs and oriental shorthairs both being on the extreme yet opposite ends of the spectrum shoutout to @archangelpng for creating & submitting this
I have a bad feeling about this.
arellawinchester: A detailed adaptation of the Hogwarts Castle of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
incorrect-drarry-quotes:Harry: Honey?Draco: What?Harry: Where are my auror robes?Draco: What?Harry: Where. Are. My. Auror. Robes?Draco: I, uh, put them away.[explosions outside]Harry: Where!?Draco: Why do you need to know?!Harry, ripping through drawers:
If You Had To Pick A Weapon... Which One You Picking
queerkittyy:KITTIES
itchycoil: No offense but your friends are your soulmates too and not just people to complain about your romantic relationship to
disneyliveaction: Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)
jamaicanbulma: clarknokent: thecryptocreep: Run bitch Nah bruh Hell no.
blueelectricangels: snowqueenvictor: harinezumiko: thenerdbeast: budgiebazooka: anti-anti-survivor: pumpkinvictor: pumpkinvictor: pumpkinvictor: pumpkinvictor: if i were a zookeeper my intrusive thoughts would be wild brain: slap that penguin.
neetols: “Is love logical, grandma?”“In its purest form, it is.”Hey hey so we made an Anastasia/Spirk AU. Jem @handskiss wrote the fic ‘Things my heart used to know’ which Kora @lieutenant-sapphic is beta’ing, love and support this soft
serotonin-deficiency-king: “But it’ll confuse the children!” So does math, but you still educate them on the matter so they’re knowledgeable about it for the future.
laizy-boy: Going Back through the CountDown…..to Infinity War…(and got a new brush to test it :P)
elisebazinga: moodboard: Thorki hockey player – Thorfigure skater – Loki
This bitch called black women ugly and I said
honeybrowns: guns-and-freedom: Cain killing Able why did this conservative trump supporting gun blog drop the funniest caption on this post
autumngracy: archmaestergilly: otherwindow: T'Challa: Shuri, my bright sister…! My most knowledgable sibling…! My- Shuri: What meme do you want me to explain this time? T’challa: what is a furry? Shuri:
louislumbarcurve: Shuri tells M’Baku DTF means Down To Fight - a convo I had with my sister(dash view of this is predictably terrible so it’s best to right click and open the images in a new tab or window ^^; )
valkyrielesbian: So im watching the dubbed version of Black Panther and…Shuri: Did he freeze?Okoye: He froze like Captain America
I currently own 22 Tumblcoins, the future of meme currency.
lethal-desires: Buddy Cop AU
nerdy-parkerr: Loki is me when the teacher tells us we are gonna take a surprise test and I ain’t ready Lokis face is priceless One of the best scenes in the movie
roar-of-resonance: Fug thiz
m-cree: straight ppl who think they were born in the wrong generation: i wish i could live in the 50s with the poodle skirts and the greaser gangs and the lack of civil rights :^(gay ppl who think they were born in the wrong generation: take me to the
derofeba: when my computer decides to deny me access because of “admin restrictions”
fratboy-of-orome: takeitasacompliment00: sherlocking-and-foxing: lieutenant-sapphic: jonbrnthal: i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty
shitthehousessay:Gryffindor: I love you.Slytherin: Why?Gryffindor: Oh…Gryffindor: See, you were supposed to say ‘I love you too’ and then I’d say 'April Fools!’…Gryffindor: But on second thought, are you ok?