the kentucky fried chicken in kentucky better be fucking amazing or im going to burn the building to the ground. the colonel better go above and fucking beyond in state or im going to be hellafied disappointed
tags: louisville better not suck, lexington better not suck, owensboro better not suck, arkansas is gonna suck, tennesee is gonna suck, missouri is probably gonna suck
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