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roadhogsbigbelly: i think too many people think the problem with “fandom adults” is that they’re “too old to be watching cartoons/playing nintendo games/writing fanfiction/etc” and not the actual issue of “a loud minority of them really
abyssaldyke:*guy who hasn’t eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die
jovial-thunder:(just realized I neglected to post this shitpost of an ad to tumblr, which is a crime in of itself)We’re making a game about gay robots punching each other! We just hit the final stretch goal at 贶k! We only have 48 hours left and
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kaijuno:“Since her death in 1979, the woman who discovered what the universe is made of has not so much as received a memorial plaque. Her newspaper obituaries do not mention her greatest discovery. […] Every high school student knows that Isaac Newton
geeseareassholes:markets:We all got that homie whose air of silliness doesnt hide the haunted look in their eyes😂👆
spacedogprincess: jerseyfiredragon20: thewhaleridingvulcan: crystalsoulslayer: I always hate it when people are all “so do you go to school, or are you working, or” and I either have to make up some lie, or eventually get around to “I am not
rimonoroni:iheartvelma:animentality:It’s Calvinism.I keep telling people this, but SO much of American culture and particularly the ‘Protestant work ethic’ is derived from Calvin’s view that everything in life is predestined by God - that winners
demilypyro: demilypyro:things to note about transphobes on this site:there really aren’t that many of them. if you block a couple whenever you see em, you’ll soon run into an account you’ve already blocked before, and realize they’re all just
slightlyinappropriate:Honestly? I love this, this is great. This is my new favorite line to use when interacting with strangers online.
nyancrimew:shrumpo:“why are people who do cool things always so weird”i have a startling truth to keep from you… about the relationship between cool and weird:3 like you’ve never :3d before and you’ll b more powerful, trust
natalieironside:The last President of the United States was a mobbed up sex creep. The current President of the United States is an empty suit who responds to questions with long rambling stories about leg hair and getting in chain fights with dudes named
manywinged:i may be terminally online but at least i have fun and curate my experience to cater to my interests and don’t intentionally seek out things that will make me feel worse and don’t take out my personal issues on strangers on the
thebibliosphere:I just saw a baffling tweet on the other blue hellsite (link), and I clicked through to read the rest of the tweet where the agent claims, among other things, that indie authors sell maybe a max of 200 books, if they’re lucky.This
nsfwitchy:nsfwitchy:My favorite thing about online queer discourse is that it literally repeats every year but with a different identity and so many people just go along with it. It’s like watching a series of people literally never learn their lesson.
real-scholarship-owl:dingdongyouarewrong:the more time you spend in fandom spaces the more you realize a lot of drama in those communities is less based around the fact that people in fandom are inherently combative or dramatic and more around the fact
left-reminders:
maswartz:theconcealedweapon:The instant a cop turns off their body cam it should emit a loud siren noise
anemonequeen:officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you’re not actually a fed, if you’re causing infighting in a minority community then you’re a fed who just isnt getting paid
lookatyounow:me at age 10: school is LITERALLY a prison. they keep us here for hours and dont let us eat or use the bathroom unless we ask. and we’re forced to do dumb unnecessary work and we can’t leave. this sucksme at age 15: that was a
wizzardhat:bonerpill:tonysopranobignaturals:tonysopranobignaturals:gaslighting someone by saying they’re too smart to be gaslit so you’re not gaslighting themthis would work on meNo it wouldn’t. You’re too smart.Posts like this are like
rthko:When straight society invented the sissy, the faggot, the equivalent in almost every language, to intimidate men and trans women into compliance, they unwittingly created a new gender. It’s a lesser, or at least separate class of man, or in
promise me you'll stay on this site for 10 more years okay?
reallyshouldbewriting:brottagecore:theconcealedweapon:The made up concept of christian/catholic suffering has so many people grabbed by the balls. Protestant Work Ethic is literally a cycle of abuse
what-the-hel-man:headspace-hotel:y'all need to understand that fox news and Sean Hannity Show and the like isn’t just reactionary gibberish it’s conditioning viewers to view “liberal” or “leftist” ideas in the most
blinkpen: blinkpen:blinkpen:blinkpen: man. remember early in the pandemic, shortly into the telework phase, when a lot of women started vocalizing “wow, i didnt realize just how much time, energy, and even money i was wasting on dolling myself up for
paxamericana: you can tell the internet is objectively worse than it was 20 years ago because when you google “[song name] guitar tabs” there’s four different websites trying to sell them to you via some fucked up proprietary software rather than
amygdalae:youre listening to killed with a brick FM
natalieironside:The thing about weaponized incompetence is that it’s a very rude and cruel thing to do to a partner or friend but it is an extremely funny and cool thing to do to your boss at work
demongender-vibes:decolonize-the-left:decolonize-the-left:Waiting for people to fuck up so you can cancel them, gatekeeping, communities self-policing to the point of self-destruction, debating each other’s validity, communities infighting over
gallifreyanwriter:bullshitdeluxe: gallifreyanwriter:gallifreyanwriter:I searched for HOURS today for a text post I saw the other night that said “my pronouns are fuck around/find out” but the more I searched the more I realized I must have dreamed
dragongirlbites:i enjoy the phrase creature comforts because i am a creature and i want to be comfortable
hydepotions:meatmensch:meatmensch:meatmensch:meatmensch:meatmensch:when i see english speakers say “marijuana”…looks like somebody isn’t immune to propagandacannabis was demonized/criminalized in america in the 30s cuz the logging
professionaljester:food brand: we can change a few things with our food no one will notice their autistic customers the second the change is made:
mysharona1987:The Onion really ain’t fucking around.
hater-of-terfs:Never forget that during the 2020 US presidential election season, while one of the largest popular uprisings in human history was occurring, mutual aid networks were seeing an unprecedented surge in response to the pandemic, and fascist
viva-la-resistancce:i really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.
bogleech:Hey if a guy’s leitmotif starts building up again but this time it’s got like a church choir chanting in Latin it’s because he’s decided to cool it and be friends right
brendanicus:Extremely normal and not at all ludicrously existentially revolting for the United States to make it so that a group of people can more or less be considered human under the law in one subnational district and in ruthlessly criminalized and
play-now-my-lord:play-now-my-lord:fast food workers long to kill the patrons and fast food customers yearn for death with all their hearts, yet the horrible logic of capitalism dictates that Taco Bell must be an affordably-priced tex-mex restaurant with
um, bnuy
manywinged:tbh the more time you spend around open, wild bodies of water like rivers, lakes and seas the more you begin to understand why pretty much every culture in the world has a similar eerie, hypnotically beautiful yet terrifying temptress figure
ohnoproblems:watched a broadcast of a police “chase” today where the dude drove the speed limit and obeyed all traffic directives except for yielding to cops. they tried to pit maneuver him twice and he just took himself over the median and
professionalchaoticdumbass:adelphicoracle:schaudwen:striders:at this point it would be less of a liability for elon’s lawyers to just kill him and take their chances on a murder trial this is why elon suddenly hired a praetorian guardThe Ides of March
sandersstudies:voyaging-too:voyaging-too:There are few things that annoy me more than misinformation that’s technically on my side. Misinformation in support of a cause that I wholly believe in, but which is still bullshit and false. Misinterpretations
dreamyintersexpuppy:dreamyintersexpuppy:we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making outI have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it,
sexygaywizard:sexygaywizard:Was walking alone through the alley behind my apartment and saw a weird guy so I checked that I had my pepper spray and I guess the guy saw me do that because he said “Don’t worry, I’m more scared of you than
parotcardsroxy:the-text-party:parotcardsroxy:always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canadaWAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????two gay men got arrested for fucking in
dimir-charmer:Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say ‘yeah but i should be fine :/ ’
if you’re a terf, kill yourself
greelin:greelin:as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.where’s your fucking whimsy, jackass? your compassion? is it
ALL THAT PRAISES HEAVEN SLANDERS EARTH
effemimaniac:it’s always hard to get to sleep when you stay up past the “old world dying” part of the night and have to sleep through the sounds of the new world struggling to be born. like aagggh fuck it’s the time of monsters
ooppo:brainrotdotorg:brainrotdotorg:brainrotdotorg:brainrotdotorg:Pussy corrosive. Pussy explosive. I look at that pussy, it’s what I need a dose of. Pussy eroding. Pussy abrasive. I look at that pussy, it’s what I need a taste of. Pussy be stinging.
cosmicretreat:
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rawrda:This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself. Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that’s comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly,
mewto:i’d rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i’d live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.
prohaloplayer:they haven’t taken a picture better than this which is kinda crazy if you think about it
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