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juniepops:Insane how much even a bearable full time job just sucks.
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dynamicsymmetry: kaijuno: People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter
gothicwoadie:When I shit….I poop
str0kethebigtree-deactivated202:the transgendered are promoting evil harmful ideas such as LIKING YOUR BODY and NOT WANTING TO KILL YOURSELF
nophicastits:tencent: yeah we’re developing faceID AI algorithms to identify people in protests and riotseveryone: jesus that suckstencent: also here’s an AI art generator that can turn your selfies into anime!everyone, apparently: fuck yeah let me
defilerwyrm:Parents, for the love of everything that ever pretended to be holy, do not make household cleaning a punishment for your children.My parents did that. As an adult, I would rather stare at a blank wall for five hours straight than wash dishes.
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rednines:Dude if I read minds I’d drive a Camaro with ford bumper stickers all over it so as i passed straight men on the highway I could feel their reactions and finally be able to understand what is wrong at the heart of straight America
sexygaywizard:“What’s wrong with Harry Potter? :( Why can’t I follow you if I like Harry Potter? :(”If you are not willing to recognize that JKR is a terf and disassociate with her works it is not worth my time to explain it to you. You cannot
enigma-the-mysterious:The reason Goncharov (1973) is such a hit is because it allows Tumblr to unironically participate in its national sport:Lying
lovely-v:I remember reading such a good heartfelt and intellectual essay about how Frodo Baggins is basically a perfect protagonist and it was absolutely correct but the one part I vividly remember is that there was a section about how he was put down
existingwho:I be like “idc” then my chest start hurting
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azuremist:Hey, do y’all remember how Tencent said they were developing faceID AI to identify people in riots, and then they suddenly created an AI art generator to turn your selfies into anime?Do y’all remember that time that someone discovered facial
ebookfriendly:readerupdated: Here are 10 most interesting quotes from Art Matters, an essay in pictures, by Neil Gaiman and Chris Riddell, about why our future depends on books and libraries(via Neil Gaiman and Chris Riddell about books and libraries
warda-remixee:a man who shaves his cock and balls is a girl to me. aww your cock and balls look so smooth, just like Bailey Jay’s
genderkoolaid:new rule is you aren’t allowed to say you like dilfs if you insult guys who are balding/have a receding hairlines or are fat. if by “dilf” you mean “30 year old” gtfo. how are you gonna claim to like older men
wizard-email:my 3 rent paying girlfriends (yes they all pay rent)
teaboot:teaboot:Guys when I moved out on my own and tried rice that wasn’t from a minute rice box I swear to godDid you guys know rice has a flavour? Did you know dry rice HAS A SMELL? It has TEXTURE? No more soft tasteless white mush in my life
mckitterick:homie-koyomi:seabassapologist:tparadox:special-support-section:emiliascorner:guerrillatech:ACTUALLY it won’t. This is a solar flare and the earth’s magnetic field shields us from it. This is something that happens regularly (you
knifepadme:knifepadme:what day is it always fucking some day or another around here
holefoodsmarket:“Nobody wants to work anymore” wrong. I never wanted to work in the first place
prokopetz:Apple propaganda notwithstanding, the reason tower PCs are big isn’t because they’re outdated. The reason tower PCs are so bulky is because they’re designed to be user serviceable. The case has lots of open space so your big, meaty hands
buglich:harrison armory’s “we modelled our logistics AI on the vivisected remains of an alien hivemind” vs. horus’ “the lich pattern group has no discernible point of chronological origin and instances just sorta keep timelooping themselves
nyanoraptor:
nudibutch:nudibutch:slides im sharing w my family this week bc it pains me to see how they manage their passwords. and also easy steps they can take to protect their privacy (firefox mainly). if u have any questions let me know.also. uBlock origin is
dee-the-red-witch:sleepwithgiggli:Right-Wing Groups Have Created Drag “Alert Systems” to Monitor PerformancesThe TLDR: violent bigots have created a site that anyone can use to report the location of a drag event. Just to be clear: their form is at
gefdreamsofthesea:Hot take of the day: a worrying number of leftists are actually just Evangelical Christians with the serial numbers filed offThe world is sinful a capitalist hellscape but we just have to wait until the Second Coming the Revolution
renthony:In a society that teaches that child-rearing is women’s work, and that women are the ones who should be teaching the kids, why is everyone convinced that patriarchal messaging is only taught by fathers?If a father never sees his child,
slimelin:thewest-isdead:What’s the point of grinding to the bone your whole life for money if you aren’t even gonna be there to spend it…“The less you eat, drink and buy books; the less you go to the theatre, the dance hall, the public house;
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cryptotheism:Y'all have to remember that Angel Numbers were invented by a Russian con artist who is currently in prison for fraud.
onebiguniondaily:Nothing in Common: Your Boss is Not Your FriendPosted on September 30, 2022 by Jay BettencourtIn an uproarious interview with Vice published in 2013, the philosopher Slavoj Zizek describes a dynamic all too familiar to many workers today.
redshifting:nellachronism:anneemay:No no he has a point
tonysopranobignaturals:kawaiimunism:ultraviolet-divergence:hairbrush9:FBI Provides Chicago Police With Fake Online Identities for “Social Media Exploitation” TeamIt is not a conspiracy, the feds ARE reading your tweets, sleuthing your IG to identify
sadhopz:harry potter is great bc not only does liking it prove that youre an uncaring person almost every time but it also proves that you have shit taste regardless. you always win against a HP fan
graegrape:graegrape:seeing transphobes on tumblr is insane. Brother you are blogging on the trans gay sex websitetrfs in the replies calling me a ‘gender enthusiast’ yes brother. i love gender
boyboobs:whats up with parents who dont really like their kids but love their grandkids. hateful I think
galacticpasta: sleepyflannel: twink-phobia: all public school anti-bullying activism is extremely transparent and meaningless faculty: BULLYING IS BAD!! ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY!! THIS IS A HATE FREE ZONE!! me: hey this person called me a stupid dyke
bampshi:
ripgross2:groping my own tits. ive had it with this fucking society
brother-spankus:isuggestarson:brother-spankus:Oh boy am I pissed off about having to participate in capitalist America Ive got an ideaMr Arson bestie, I’m excited to hear it
cryptotheism:One of the greatest causes of Acting like a Dumb Clown Disease is what I’m gonna call Engineer Brain. It’s when you’re really good and smart at one thing, so you start to think that you’re really good and smart at
3liza:the counterpoint to the millennial experience of thinking adult life would involve a lot more quicksand is that it turns out evil doomsday cults really are behind a lot of stuff irl. kind of a neat consolation prize
detectivehole:detectivehole:detectivehole:some of you are miserable because you’re mean. like you’re just mean to people and things “why don’t i have any friends” because you are meanthis can be fixed at least in part very
lionfloss:one thing about me is I’m gonna go home
vicholas:vicholas:“This site unusable when you dont care about the new joke” that’s great honestly. I like when people here suffer over inane stuff, it’s funnier than the original joke, let’s keep it going this is the same as when the word ‘blorbo’
Well, it’s been years since tumblr banned porn and even more years since Eddie quit tumblr for good. I think he may be gone from my life for real this time. I just hope he’s having fun wherever he is, shitposting and making cool anime gifs.Since it’s
catgirlaleistercrowley:catgirlaleistercrowley:The way that some of y'all talk about queer people that you think are weirder than you is fucking disgusting honestly“We need to get these freaks and degenerates out of our community so that we can more
tlirsgender:tlirsgender:People can’t handle some bitch with an undercut talking about pronouns well I want my rep weirder I want cis people to get scared I want to see 4D chess type of genderfuckery I want genderfluidity I want to see girlfags and
Universities secretly sold their students to online casinos
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spacelazarwolf:lavendroused:spooniestrong:A Weird Trick to Get Doctors to Listen to You — Pain News NetworkThis ABSOLUTELY works. I have used this for many years. Definitely b do it. This article was super long-winded so I screenshat the important
cryptotheism:Y'all gotta understand that “not being cringe” is actually very important for magic. It’s part of why so much magic these days involves goth t4t sex.
marisatomay:babygirl you would not believe the superiority complex me and the other never left tumblr homies have right now
tonysopranobignaturals:tonysopranobignaturals:it’s true that simply killing billionaires would not fix problems inherent to capitalism but elon musk? you can’t tell me things wouldn’t be at least slightly more bearableposts that aged
zagreus:The Internet is a great place if you enjoy seeing earnest and well-intentioned people saying the stupidest shit imaginable
tlirsgender:I think it’d be really funny if you could be honest when applying for jobs though. Like hi I’m so fucking autistic. I hate standing up for long periods of time and I don’t work well in groups. I resent your establishment
