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gucciballs:reblog to keep its power growing.
2aminmyworld: fakehistory: The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891 finally some good fucking historical accuracy
i am the mack daddy of heimlich county
sovietnam:
cyber-bully69:It took me 7 minutes, but I found him
bitchslappeople: homofied: sexynephron: awed-frog: flirting in the 21st century Update:
theocseason4: theocseason4: Peak youtube humour is non beauty gurus holding literally anything other than makeup related items in front of the camera the exact same way beauty gurus do. That makes me laugh for 15 minutes straight every single time
programmerhumour:Finding this in the server room made my day
gdleigh-photoart:
satanstrousers: five-flats: hameowlton: lornacrowley: wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART HAS BEEN DEAD FOR EXACTLY 226 SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS EXACTLY 227 SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS
yunngmocha: thelovelybones124: kaiiwooo: westafricanman: well i’ll be damned welp SHE DID THAT ! IF YOURE NOT GOING THIS HARD FOR BLACK WOMEN YOU ARE NOT AN ALLY
black velvet starts playing in goodwill
ZACK IS ON TUMBLR
rtrixie: oldmancaleb: tits-n-trix: pregnantseinfeld: this reopens the ages old pokemon debate “is it ethical to catch a mr.mime? is mr.mime just a guy?” Mr Mime has a humiliation fetish and Ash’s mom totally doms him Hey please don’t
prokopetz: Level 1: Porn with plot Level 2: Porn with social commentary Level 3: Porn with troubling philosophical implications Level 4: Porn with maddening revelations of humanity’s place in the cosmos Level 5: Porn with math
cortoonyart: DJ Porygon2
carrionthrash: carrionthrash: I just had the thought “hey if they’re cracking down on pornbots aren’t we all going to get swarmed with bots selling sfw but equally weird products” and sure enough welcome to the new age Pardon me @staff but
officialgarrusvakarian: Staff is asleep post forbidden nips
android1718: me sending nudes to anyone i talked to in 2014
usbdongle: one million dollars butthe next time you pull a pair of scissors out of a drawer and go “snip snip” with them in the air, the million dollars is immediately taken away from you
beggars-opera:Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck
notlostonanadventure: Gag of the season
omigawdmatt:Im gonna miss the big bara tiddy side of tumblr
damianmcgintleman:this is my favorite scene in the entire series and it’s less than 10 seconds long
teathattast:
10knotes:The logic is sound
motorcyclegirlfriends: erikkillmongerdontpullout: trapcard: scream @ “female presenting nipples” Gender nonconforming nipples can stay but your on thin fucking ice
nuestrasciudades: krinkshame: *posts any picture* tumblr: I just laughed out loud in Popeye’s.
drinkyourjuiceshelby: The gays looking for porn after Tumblr’s new adult content updates
dimples-of-discontent: porcupine-girlier: … Was this just Kate McKinnon doing an improv riff on her feelings about Gillian Anderson? Absolutely. It totally was. So, I went to college with Kate McKinnon. We weren’t friends or anything (I was scared
wild-cabins:Idyllbrook Gazebo Cabin
orbisonblue: kozacy: In the heat of battle, photographer Horace Bristol captured one of the most unique and erotic photos of WWII. Bristol photographed a young crewman of a US Navy “Dumbo” PBY rescue mission, manning his gun after having stripped
990000: source
wildlxng: foggy season 🌧
wildlxng: rainy walk around the lake with my sister 🌧
salty-blue-mage: @staff deleting all porn while ignoring blogs promoting violence, bigotry, and hate speech
the-reylo-void: brucesterling: *Meanwhile, on Twitter
lastoneout: My girl Alex is out here exposing all of the shit that no one says about congress and I am LIVING for it
linrenzo: Let’s be fucking clear about this
bob-belcher: America’s Next Top Model, The Girl Who Pushes Tyra Over the Edge (S04E07) Life-Size 2: Christmas Eve (2018)
GREAT News!
BullBoiBo 🐮♑️
godriah: ari knows what’s up
versaceslut: feel the jush
househunting: having a lot of maximalist bathroom feelings today
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thirstypets:Panda paradise via /r/redpandas
identity-of-design:Confectioner Lauren Ko takes pie baking to another level -
dualvoidanima: ‘grl’
musical-skeleton: Duuude…
slut4rihanna: I love my smart wife
danspreludes: trestyoselfchris: starwarsgraphictee: addictedtothe-thrill: Flip your phone upside down worth it I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy Do it!!!
Hey There!
princeofcarrots: empire420:Banana for scale Possession of marajuana? officer, that’s … a couch ,…
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