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skateflower: OUR FINAL FORM, BITCH
neko-ereri: markiplier-egos: Sooo I saw John Mulaney on Sunday The best part of the show was during the first joke he gets really loud then noticed there was a dog in the front row and he then spent the next three minutes apologizing for scaring the
carnival-phantasm:
*feeds you ancient soup of disputed origin*
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kristenwiiggle:
glumshoe: My uncle David showed me 2001: A Space Odyssey when I was nine and I’m 99% sure it was because he knew I’d start saying “I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that”. My initials at the time were HAL, so of course Iatched onto
Hai
moghedien: moghedien: I read a short story where a woman character “always looked forward to her period” because it was “a reminder of her womanness” and YES! The story WAS in fact written by a male! *my uterus hits the self destruct button
Be Gay 🌈 Do Crime 💀
lacktoesandtallerant: pa-lu-te-na: pissvortex: Outfit what’s the top??? this is more a tits out kind of look
keepingitbrill: bob-belcher: Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal. Best Christmas film
Here For A Good Time Not A Long Time
nixies-helene: utteradoxography: mbmboys: mbmboys: the same its christmas time and i want you all to look at this again
verse thick boys 🤤
karkittysbeats: jehovahhthickness:
tyleroakley: via “Holiday Mrs. Claus Drag Transformation (ft. Trixie Mattel)”
vindictive and gay
exquisittrash: homoboyfriend: Wig? Bread? Am I doing this right?
lethal-cuddles: meatfighter: dipsetanthem: pleasure-demon: thotzekage: dipsetanthem: dipsetanthem: dipsetanthem: dipsetanthem: About to eat my first weed brownie It’s this what being high feels like, I’m laughing for no Reason Never again
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parks-and-rex:
アローラの パウワウ
extremelyspecificmemes:
theblibbles: bunnythebratzdoll: He discovered true power in wearing a wig.
aubreyludgate: your-butthole: i am sobbing I think about this video every day I’m not exaggerating literally every day
qwocodile: cryoverkiltmilk: sindri42: rockhardgeologist: A prodigy You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.
kaizo-ningen: i-like-ness-and-them: fuck
picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm
for thy heart, for thy heart
lewissimon: she’s so powerful…,
clayinla: thiswebsitenamesareweird: lesbwian: THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ Same energy I’m glad he clarified tbh
the-most-beautiful-duwang: xtec: friendlycafe: whats agriculture THIS I showed this to my boyfriend and he sprinted to the cupboard and pulled this out
organasrey: the first meme of 2018 is carrie fisher entering the room wielding a bat that she is absolutely prepared to use
ve5ta:
paper-mario-wiki: paper-mario-wiki: oh shit who is it
pizzaback:“Is Lt Surge A War Criminal" - the greatest thread in the history of Bulbagarden, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
Husky Hairy Homo...
A Surface N*****
glitterweave: verz80sbaby:
Feminist Friday
teathattast:
anything but respectable
hennyproud:
alexander: subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:
buzzfeed: The 18 Absolute Dumbest Things Anti-Vaxxers Actually Said In 2018
modismod: i’m so glad ness has a dad now
katiethetransbian: eronthebender: sodomymcscurvylegs: Me: I love Smash! It’s such a fun PARTY game! :) Competitive Smash Player Still Using a Gamecube Controller in 2018: Listen I’m still pissed that Smash which started as a fun party brawling
So Google does math for you??
unclefather: generic-housewife: unclefather: @staff stop making my head look like squares! I’ve never even said a curse word! You sure about that? Pussy isn’t a curse word. It’s my daughters name
gayshagirl: xlaxtron: What we know about Jolene: beauty beyond compare, flaming locks of auburn hair, ivory skin, eyes of emerald green, smile like a breath of spring, voice soft like summer rain What we know about ‘my man’: talks in his sleep
newyorkcityhomo: thearcanetheory: cianur00: sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: f-r-eckled: im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math that’s 110% thats the best gif I’ve ever seen for this kind of thing That gif relates perfectly well with what
queek-headtaker: switchingtogeico: I JUST CAME UPSTAIRS AND HE HAD A FUCKING KNIFE
cybercrimer:
I'm Not Like Most Girls
disgustinganimals: disko-heron: So, I drove up to a stop sign, and there were a bunch of farm animals fenced in by the road. I saw a goat staring at me and decided to record a video, but I forgot my CD was still playing. It turned out to be a beautiful
demetrialuvater: As you can hear from the ambient sound around me, and I notice, with some relief, the Icelandic group on my floor have either checked or passed out, I may not need the earplugs which I received today, Diane, although I may put them to
bangays: qoa: pussylipgloss: me and strawberry lemonade svedka me with patron silver tbh tbh strawberitas UV Blue
rosentraume:
mythrussy: Me: *Shows ankle* Tumblr:
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