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… this has potential…
Love this…
Hmmm… *does math*… I calculate there are… 4 people in heaven?
I HAVE RETURNED! REJOICE!
Jaded.
I really wanna encounter one of these in a heterosexual way some day… with tons of disinfectant just randomly on my person I mean.
… >_>
Statements that generally lead to arguments, in my experience. List 1 of 10.
The Evil Empire
Rambling thoughts.
jgthirlwell:Faig Ahmed “Osho” handmade woolen carpet at the Frieze Art Fair NYC.
advice-animal:educational lying
advice-animal:32 memes you’ll find funny if you’re dark as f*ck.
Mother fuck I am horny. I passed out on the couch last night and missed my evening gasm. But I don’t want to gasm now because before bed gasm will now be intense. Sigh. Life is hard.
srsfunny:Well Played Indeed
srsfunny:Well, Technically It’s Correct *Someone IS funny
advice-animal:If you type your password on tumblr, it will block it out lol This is an old IRC prank. Thanks for reminding me of it. <3
florentineking: Asians lecturing others about genocide, imperialism, and slavery is ALMOST as bad as Arabs doing it Lmao. How wonderfully naive.
srsfunny:Clever Reindeer Antlers The local predators probably fucking love this.
Memewhore
sapphicsupergirl: when someone says they cant watch somethingc bc its not on netflix or hulu and u’ve been pirating shit since u were 10
azureleon: superman–thanksforasking: It probably really irritates Wonder Woman when the Justice League is getting shot at and she has to do the Robot to block bullets with her bracelets–meanwhile Clark is just standing there, bullets bouncing off
advice-animal:Shower thought
Todays Gameplan
advice-animal:Don’t Even Make A Move
omg-images: Where’s the ball?!
advice-animal: Thrown milk
advice-animal: It’s like making love in a canoe
advice-animal: Cranky teacher
advice-animal: The more you know
srsfunny: Just Spilled Milk
The first person to have invented audio recording probably thought it didn't work right when their voice sounded different in the recording.
srsfunny:Silly Orange Juice
advice-animal:Whore If you use sex to get things, like gifts, or to get a bill paid or use it as a tool of manipulation, even once… You’re a whore to me. *shrug* I would never call someone that regardless though.
I hate it when I pass out by accident and miss my evening gasm. =_= Im horny the entire next day. Blah.
I miss my roomy and my roomy’s friends who I pretended were my friends. =(
srsfunny:I Need This Mug So Badly
actualfairyboy: tardis-mind-palace: w-for-wumbo: mylourrydiary: hlil: Can u believe there are plants that are illegal Plants Can you believe there is love that is illegalLove can you believe it’s not butterbutter the fact that Tumblr can fit
srsfunny:London Zoo Warning
themaraudingtrio: ghostfishkrillah: (AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU) LOOK WHAT I MADE
laughoutloud-club:Study HARD specially for Mathematics! Credit is the devil. Dont get a loan of anykind. Dont go on a payment plan. Ever. EVER. Credit. Is. The. Fucking. Devil.
srsfunny:My Hospital Bill Works in a lot of other countries too. Though some only have it for tourists not their actual citizens. Still nice.
advice-animal:Petty
Meh, not as unlikely as it sounds.
Amen. Why dont you tell me how long it takes your fingernails to grow while you’re at it…
advice-animal:Same idea…
tastefullyoffensive:*sad beep* (by Loading Artist)
srsfunny:Science Vs. Humanities Degree
advice-animal:Cuddly
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I find it so awkward to be around people trying to be clever or sound intelligent who utterly fail… but don’t realize it. Like… I have to turn my eyes away and repress the memory… lol
advice-animal:Truly the best of us. lol In comparison to our access to anime now… yes… it was pretty lame. But back in the day… it was epic. I dont expect like millenials to get it. I wouldn’t if I were them.
Ready to do it all over again and again
advice-animal: Facial Hair Literal humor is what I am fueled by. My co-workers loathe it. =D
srsfunny:Link’s Heavy Breathing
purified-zone: curiooftheheart: texelations: alivannarose: captainlatin: I fucking hate languages. The Greeks had this word, right, we have no idea where it came from, it just kinda popped up out of nowhere, and it could mean either apples, cheeks,
omg-images:Apollo 18 [OC] D’aw. =(
just-shower-thoughts:A truly terrifying horror film would have the characters making the most logical, common-sense choices, and still getting slaughtered because the villain is just that relentless.
srsfunny:This Is Advertising At Its Finest