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…. Can you imagine the fear though… lol
Honestly… this makes me want to buy it. Whomever walked into the ad meeting and pitched this… you were right man, despite everyones doub… you were right.
Epic.
… thats fuckin genius. Imma use this for people who insist on having religious weddings.
Like honestly funny grafiti should be allowed. There should be a committee in cities that determines the general hilarity of something and if it exceeds a certain level of humor you cant remove it…
strawberrybih: I don’t think i’ve ever used my timer for pics before hmmm i like it Hair. <3
sweet-lo:please make my collarbone a cradle for your kisses. Sigh.
… I know this is a joke, but this should be a real thing… there are… engineering issues if you have a larger penis…
Oh Tumblr…
Hazbin Hotel screencaps
Just once in my life I want to be in a relationship where a woman actively loves my cock. Like… just wants to play with it always. It sounds nice.
awwww-cute: A baby bat yawning
advice-animal:They had a problem with gender-neutral pronouns… Can’t even express how much I love this. The whole “lets make up words and attach them to highly specific groups with abstract and nearly useless definitions and then pretend like
Ha.
People who think driving slower is safer than driving at normal speed are like those people who think using a dull knife is safer than using a sharp knife.
obviousplant: I left this important business accessory in a Staples. … want.
So much great porn goes unwatched due to poor thumbnail choices
whoever invented light switches on the outside of bathroom doors was probably an only child
Or like… a large cat.
push: LMFAOOOOO lol Based on historical evidence she was likely fairly hideous actually. Fun fact. ;)
…. Nice.
Somebody who thinks that feathers on dinosaurs would suddenly make them not-scary has never been chased by a goose.
epicjohndoe:Imaginary Friends Are So Complex Ha.
gloriousruin: slumberinggirl: Oh my god Jesus fuckin Christ.. lol I suspected the ending was gonna be great… and I was correct.
advice-animal:Dear caretakers… lol Some people really over estimate the power of minor events on the development of a child… these are the kind of people thinking videogames cause violence… >_> The single phrase “I don’t
Wet Hotpants
awesomacious:Owlettes Ha.
Good advice.
lol … this makes me want one…
Lets be honest here. Its not better than nothing. I can do it better myself. By a huge margin. =_= Stop the myth that handjobs are good for anything!
Help.
Labels done right.
ichigopussyindulgence:after some soul searching (jerking off) i have found that everything will be ok! Ya, endorphins are a helluva thing.
gravist: finally a decent shot of my tattoos 💘 Well thats just sexy…
cowgirlantics:laughing during sex is really cute Agreed. Plus its easier to get a startled gasp out of a woman if shes giggling and you thrust your cock in her. Which is even sexier tbh…
Three days of work missed. Fuck you cold. =_= As revenge I shall now masturbate too much. Take that virus! *absorbs all the endorphins*
I seriously love clever hobo signs. They tickle me.
lol Less than 1% of the population is allergic, doubtful it would kill them. ;)
Oh well done. *slow claps*
I wish I worked/lived somewhere that this funny shit happened…
trilllizard666: joey-wheeler-official: toomuchlamenotenoughbears: catzgba: taintmotel: how do you think the kronk voice actor feels knowing he’ll only ever be recognized as the kronk voice actor patrick warburton has a net worth of 30 million
reallylameblog: beaconandbacondetector: reallylameblog: idk how id survive without water <3 You wouldnt haha. i feel like that sometimes too. glad someone loves water as much as i do :) … can’t tell if this is serious or not…
advice-animal:And your sleeves literally never fucking dries
Thats a nice idea… except thats all expensive and if you dont commericalize it you have far LESS of it. Sooooo its more of a; Commerically run healthcare, or no/less healthcare. Commercially run prisons (actually thats the opposite of liberty
Still sick...
lizatonix: spobforpresident: scottishaccentsareawesome: help-i-am-actually-solas: talewii: marvelobsessions: Everyone in Infinity Wars gonna be complaining about how hard these last few years have been for them until Thor rolls up with no hair, no
itscolossal:Trees Grow from Bricks and a Storefront on the Streets of New York by Pejac I love this kind of thing.
Men: Your Consent Matters Too
lol Agressive…
I love my country.
… want.
The feels…
…. I love Tumblr…
epicjohndoe:Double Nope-Out Heh.
awesomacious:Damn, Scotty.. Ha.
….
*nods sagely*
He might have a point…
Ya, Im definitely using this…
Legit. That shit was a chore.