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bride-of-bucky: “Stay out of my territory.”
tomatotaster: That’s it. That’s literally all you need to know about band.
When I just want a fling women come out of nowhere wanting to marry me, but when I put myself out there for once looking for something serious I fall for the one woman who can toss me aside without thinking.
neilnevins: stevebuscemi4prez: Steve Buscemi being crowned king of the universe He earned it
thatsintense: BREAKING: Li’l Sebastian confirmed to replace everyone in Season 7
learning2swim: I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs
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brotogenic: princeowl: spooky-spiderwebs: tescosfinest: mygarrison: tescosfinest: AMERMRICA DOSNOT KNOW THE JOJ OF TETRIES CHOCLAY ORNAGE WHAT THE HEC IS THAT I SWE TO FIBLAY IF THIS US AMITHER FANTACLAY CANDE WHEL MIPPLING A heple HOL DOKE YOU
sexicancore: i-o-u-an-assbutt: mintmeow: i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them do you need a hug i think we all need a hug
Misha Mouse
Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.
sandandglass: Mel B is baffled by Richard Ayoade.
sickenedxnomore: This is literally the entire premise of this show.
aneternalscoutandabrownie: bellecs: This is literally a Tumblr classroom. Bonus! And:
: Hugh Dancy as Aiden in Blood & Chocolate
princess
it's important that you don't stop being good
lame-waves: i want to wear your hoodies and stay up talking about the universe with you until 3 am and i want to hold your hand and kiss your face and hug you when im sad and have marathons of our favourite shows
Paper Hearts & Fickle Minds
tennant-smith-capaldi: blackmoods: those-wordless-moments: How did these two even win the hunger games? they didn’t. they portrayed in a film version the characters who did.
aminaabramovic: aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall
thatsonofamitch: IVE SEEN HIM YELL AT TRAFFIC A LOT BUT THIS IS THE BEST ONE
bveryverygood: twinzik: Becoming A Thornberry! More on our FB page- http://facebook.com/twinzik.twins THIS IS SMASHING
demon-with-a-flower-crown:
topcarts: I like this quote, even if I’m not sure of its source.
2ft1st: That is a spectacularly painted rock of a feline and no one can tell me otherwise.
shiny-ebooks: Kirby you piece of goddamn shit
transfriendly jobs
misha-mouse: criminallyincompetent: catbountry: martartut: tsquint: im laughin so much the sHARK W ARMS I’m sorry I had to. Bear with… shark arms? yes English is so ambiguous! I read this as “Would you fight a shark using your bear arms,
headdeskben: MY FAVOURITE POST EVER
fusspup: wawooweewah: I’m lowkey pissed nobody told me how awesome having sex with bearded people is so consider this a PSA UHHH wow tf
sialand: One of those weeks.
so gpoy right now
Sex+
archibanfkimble: harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson god somebody please write the fanfic. this will be the first fanfic i will GENUINELY want to read
elvenarcher: cinequeer: Stephen Colbert dressed as Legolas for EW’s Hobbit-themed cover I have seen God.
renlybaratheon: gif meme; hannibal + up close & personal (requested by anonymous)
misha-mouse: dan-sackroid
eccecorinna: kosherqueer: @y’all you’re welcome Oh man, this reminds me of one of the things I witnessed when working with some of my favorite kids after school, back when they were in kindergarten. It was getting close to our winter break. I was
beautifulgodzilla: THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
itsstuckyinmyhead: History According to Tumblr
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Be the person Uncle Iroh knows you can be
There are seriously males alive that will just eat a girl out for half an hour with no complaints.
Reblog if you're a Slytherin.
swav3y: The term “Hooked Up” is so broad, like did you kiss or did you do anal?
ohcoroner: or so help me
HI, I’m Mike. I drifted away from tumblr for a bit but it seems like I’m back now. Anybody want to go to Disney? I want friends to go see the fireworks with. plz
Into The Ocean
juniorbizarre: how did i forget about this i’m crying
redirisheyes: I wish I could trust people the way he trusts science.
world-of-tazcraft: thethingaboutthings: 65 Million Years in the Making I didn’t even think of this. The damn quote came full circle. Kind of.
share: I don’t know why I found this so funny omg
bandito
imaginashon: Baymax giving you a fist bump. If you did not fall in love with him shame on you
hannigrahmy: Will isn’t taking no one’s shit
For the first time since moving back to Orlando my anxiety has reached paralyzing status. The only things I can think of doing will not end well.
