I make great first impressions (hear-no-sound.tumblr.com)
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Let's compare scars, I'll tell you whose is worse
lessonsinorgasmicblowjobsessions: what what what what what what what what
rneerkat: the worlds most gigantic deck of cards was created recently. its a pretty big deal
ussawesome: when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
zombikki: veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. this is the best joke ever
I’m not saying we should have sex but we should
My name is Romance
Oh...wow
thats-so-meme: http://hardcoreputain.tumblr.com/ submitted
tekillasunrise: someone help me pick a new URL BiggestDeck
just-art: Anatomy by A. N. Neal
little idiosyncracies
nicolegendary: captain mal: the anti-kirk
You just got knoped
this is just for my benefit
Supernatural - Not Gag Reels {Part 3}
lbby: i-luzu: Illegal aliens stealing our jobs oh my god
tomlinfaggot: liquidpixie: dialray: ultimagus: littlewhinging: still one of the best things ive ever seen. slaughter melon reporting for duty. BROCONUT m a n g ERI NE FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON too good to not reblog I think im gonna make some
fightxtoxdream:
Hello, Universe.: Bill Nye the Science Guy
I’m a terrible person irl
awkwardlilgirl: nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: are-you-my-tennant: neilpatrickheaven: i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go #favorite disney prince because he doesnt understand hes a
she remembered swans can be gay
terezipyrnope: Chef Gordon Ramsay valentines. Dedicated to Chloe.
Maxed out score at Buzz Lightyear Space Ranger Spin!
deanon: the profound things that happen when you leave writing tutors alone with magnetic words
epicuriouslouisville: I know I post a lot about it. But I love Ron Swanson.
Anybody want to hang out tonight?
Somebody message me and keep me sane?
Fair Warning:
awfulartparty: CAPTAIN EO My jam.
thekawaiidisneydork: °o° A Vintage Map of Walt Disney World!
I just want somebody to hold and forget the world with
h0llo: as far as im concerned my blog is just a documentation of my slow spiral to rock bottom
1notewonder: [reddit.com]
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Can you feel it?
thefrogman: By Olly Moss [website | tumblr | twitter]
the-trippiest: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHIAHAAHAHAH
They were wrong.
raptorific: why does data think he isn’t funny
jewwbear: I straight up lost it when I saw this.
Love all. Trust few. Do wrong to no one.
If I can’t go down on you, I can’t date you.
Having friends just stresses me out.
catswithbenefits: if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be
awkwardvagina: beauty and the beast taught me that if i hold a cute person hostage theyll eventually fall in love with me
ay-drian: getting over someone you never even dated
renlybaratheon: digital estate planning
yanderegal: shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with
tekillasunrise: here’s to forever discrepancy on what the fuck my eye color is I love this woman. She’s perfect in every way.
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Bored at work so randoms should Kik me. Ps I work at Disney Username is mres90
caveofsunbear
Tonight quickly went from bad to worse
sseeindoublee: ofmiceand-nirvana: jenayschofield: glorytotheempire: cleankitties: taynicole94: Senior prank. Every cup is filled with water. wow, those are some nice diags. major props. These cups are in perfect lines. …must have been the