Blog: Free Use Captions

tags: bimbo, crime, wife, husband, stranger, car
original: https://freeusecaptions.tumblr.com/post/132949152727
With security hot on my tail, I sprinted out into the mall parking lot and jumped into the first unlocked car I could find. I was so concentrated on bugging out ASAP that it took me a solid minute to notice the bimbo in the passenger seat.“Holy shit!
tags: bimbo, crime, wife, husband, stranger, car
original: https://freeusecaptions.tumblr.com/post/132949152727