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toothlessrebel: asgardiantelevision: Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this: A dozen, a gross, and a scorePlus three times the square root of fourDivided by sevenPlus five times elevenIs nine squared and not a bit more. THE FUCK FUCK
asylum-art: Magical Paths Begging To Be Walked Roads and paths pervade our literature, poetry, artwork, linguistic expressions and music. Even photographers can’t keep their eyes (and lenses) off of a beautiful road or path, which is why we collected
How many months has it been now? 3? 4? We talked once about a month ago, and thats all. I really hope i can talk to jo again soon. I dont think ill ever be able to replace her in my life
hornyspacesnakes: I MUST FOLLOW YOU
drowningjpg: you don’t need people in your life who hate on mako mankanshoku
Okay, i’m 90% sure that Stan and Soos’ Grandpa used to smuggle drugs out of Columbia together
powercuddle: free-parking: i found my new wardrobe i need henry the eighth to reside over my crotch like some fucked up guardian who will behead or divorce all who dare try and pass him I imagine if you wore Henry VIII you’d immaculately conceiv
teamalphari: don’t believe any boy who says “i’m not like other guys” unless he has snow-white hair, glowin green eyes and can walk through walls, disappear and fly
cubewatermelon: dreamychocolateprincess: malcolmsex: pennislots: riningear: Every time this post comes around, I have to explain this. Watch Dennou Coil, the most underrated anime pretty much ever. Yes, this is the standard of animation throughout
So I’m in a weird situation: I’m finally having success with a dating site, and I’m getting along with this girl, but she just did something that made me really uncomfortable. She “asserted her intelligence” so to speak.
this was rejection number… I’ve lost count. the yes counter is still at zero, but maybe if I ask one girl out a day for the rest of my life it will reach 1 before I’m 80…
grunklestanbearpig: when the media gives you shitty lgbtq “representation”, don’t be satisfied make the media taKE THE “REPRESENTATION” BACK GET MAD I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN QUEERBAITING, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?! DEMAND TO SEE
Professor Sycamore is the Gavin Free of pokemon professors.
thedevilisawakewithinme: bregma: The Alnwick Poison Garden is pretty much what you’d think it is: a garden full of plants that can kill you (among many other things). Some of the plants are so dangerous that they have to be kept behind bars. [x]
torobabe: reblog if u are a BIRD or if you want to KISS cute GIRLS
The next frontier in 3-D printing: Human organs
you want to know something cool about cauliflower? the reason you can create a loop like this gif is because cauliflower holds a type of shape known as a fractal. A fractal is weird and awesome because it can be repeated infinitely across any scale. Any
shermansgallifreyan: I feel like Gravity Falls hasn’t seen the last of Gideon, if only because if he escapes from prison they get to use the headline “SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE”.
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croozluh: gentleho: chanel-smokes: dropmycumberbritches: dropmycumberbritches: Georgian First Grader Beaten and Sexually Assaulted by Male Classmates…School Says Boys Just “Rough Housing” Valdosta - Three first grade boys kept a female classmate
fraymotif: This is my favorite homestuck fan comic. Only panty raid comes close to this. The look on nepeta’s face in the last panel makes me want to pick her up and take her home.
xxxanimeweedlord420xxx: orochimarukin: rinharu-trash: Saying Im a troll is actually p offensive considering trollkin DO exist People always try to misgender otherkins to try and trigger them but it’s best to ignore all the ableist and kinphobes.
blaperile: SKREEEEECH. The revelation of Crabdad was just perfect. Also, this reminds me of something. Later on in the story, Dirk clears up that these Lusii were brought to Earth and bred there by the Condesce. But that doesn’t explain why Crabdad
arquius: cretinouschronicler: arquius: cretinouschronicler: blaperile: theothin: blaperile: gaaraofsburbia: blaperile: …Oh dear, those are bubbles. She’d literally flooded the ship with water. Well count that as an OTIM. Was Psiioniic in
arquius: cretinouschronicler: blaperile: theothin: blaperile: gaaraofsburbia: blaperile: …Oh dear, those are bubbles. She’d literally flooded the ship with water. Well count that as an OTIM. Was Psiioniic in a constant state of drowning or
blaperile: theothin: blaperile: gaaraofsburbia: blaperile: …Oh dear, those are bubbles. She’d literally flooded the ship with water. Well count that as an OTIM. Was Psiioniic in a constant state of drowning or what? Maybe it was just one level
genericanomaly: At this point I’m pretty much in the “Dick Dorkins is part Dril” camp.
Can you imagine if octopuses had fingernails? That would seem like the shit
freackthehopeful said: It is pretty disturbing. I was thinking of asking some of the people closer to her geographically but… not good question asker. It is concerning though. Up until the last time I heard from her, I was the closest, but then
I hope Jo is okay. I haven’t heard from her in a month. Her phone is still disconnected. I’m more than a little worried. I don’t even know if she’s still alive and that really scares me. I mean all she did was move, so she should
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arquius: 11eagle: dicaeopolis: foodishouldnoteat: if you love food follow my blog! GOD BLESS AMERICA EVERYONE Someone forgot to put spinach on that pizza fiorentina. Boo. I like spinach. spinach is the most important pizza topping
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littleleahlamb2k14: grubsludge: bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war ready
Somehow my day culminated in a discussion of sorts with a born-again on 4chan of all places. He preached to me about how god is the logos, as water to fish, but for all human races. I told him that to each his own but that god was not my atmosphere, circu
ikimaru: found some humanstuck stuff from a while back in my folderr
angergirl: triptocaines: nigecha: whats it with people calling japanese characters from japanese anime who live in japan and speak japanese and have japanese names white #Seriously if a character is supposed to be white they will be named WHITIE MCWHI
radzed: this guy fieri cake is slowly destroying my life
I’ve been working at my new job for three weeks now and I can safely say that being employed doesn’t make me feel any less ugly or any less like a loser
ikimaru: boop
freackthehopeful: tomorrowwoman: emmafrosticle: hournite: Ms Marvel #6 OH MY GOSH KAMALA <3 This is way too adorable. I’m more than willing for her to be the Marvel Universe’s sidekick. Like in every hero’s book, she’ll just be there
tastefullyoffensive: [mrlovenstein] (bonus comic)
ifunnyws: Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman
mahn1gga: Constellation: Leo
blindbeards0llux: no mom im not a “shrek fan” im a brogre
do-not-touch-my-food: New York Strip Steaks with Bourbon Steak Sauce
sonotcanon-draws: this looks more like the cover of a YA novel starring dave strider than concept art, haha. still pretty happy with it though!
fer1972: Joe Mangrum creates beautiful Sand Paintings with his Hands
ex0skeletal: In case you’re sad here are some buns.
jollygreenstoner: My daily learning…..no words
thekawaiitan: whitetrash-official: nickfnry: doyougiveafuckk: rokkakudaiheights: nickfnry: So I acquired the greatest water bottle known to mankind today. You can either remove the tip or drink from it. finally i can quench my thirst Put milk
homestuckfluffcanons: Eridan can’t get on the internet on his own due to his typing quirk, he types “wwwwww” instead of “www”. so he asks Feferi to type the addresses for him. Eridan blushes uncontrollably everytime he needs to ask and Feferi
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askfusionkirbyscharacters: I want to see how many people are left. No tags, to increase the chances.
arquius: lesbians-la-lesbians: mishaisinthetardis: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/shut-down-4chan/W4fTPV6Q Everyone, it is imperative that you sign this petition. It could shut them down and stop the hate and bullying they spread. They’ve
stellavee: queenhawke: folie-a-dookie: notyourspecies: Sexism on tumblr. I know your hearts are in the right place but still, this is bad. this is powerful it’s because it’s the absolute other way around anywhere else. stop. No, this needs
I think I might be done with the homestuck fandom. In all my life I’ve never been treated so horribly by so many people in my life. I can think of maybe five homestucks I’ve had extended contact with who haven’t been abusive in some
Never judge anyone by the color of their skin, unless it’s a deep grey in which case they’re a nerd who’s as lame as the candy corn they superglued to their forehead
cancerously: adiostoreadumb: NEW TROLL NEW TROLL come get your trolls you piece of shit- hussie, probably It has dirks hair, shades and an orange symbol. The update also showed us a juggalo man cave with spray paint all over the walls. DIRK x GAMZEE
4gifs: Spider-man & Mary Jane. [video] I never knew Nina Tucker was a spiderman fan
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