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Wouldn’t it be amazing if someone uploaded the mobius double reacharound virus to 4chan? We could be rid ourselves of 99percent of the assholes on the internet just through that.
Am I the only one here who can’t give two shits about dudes in armor smacking into each other at high speeds?
innocents-abroad: What’s the fastest way to have lunch at a Parisian sidewalk cafe? This delicious (and easy) French lentil salad recipe…
everywhereeating: L’atelier de Joel Robuchon, Paris, crab and radish appetizer
arquius said: you are not wrong about a lot of things and the things that you are wrong about you are able to change your mind so uhhh don’t beat yourself up about it??? everyone is wrong and most people hate being wrong I’m just frustrated
why the fuck is it that every time I do something or say something OR GOD FORBID THINK SOMETHING that I happen to be wrong in everyone’s eyes except my own? Is has become blatantly obvious that I am some shambling dipshit who shouldn’t be
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION, ARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
buzzfeedfood: 29 Delicious Things To Cook In February
firelordtyzula: maid of space by ~thiefofstarz
razgriz-25th-inf: stabyouwithafork: Oh my god. Look at this. Candy corns. Zodiac symbols. BETTY CROCKER I HAVE FOUND THE HOMESTUCK CAKE FROM 1971 Did nobody notice fucking Yaldaboath in the center
There should be a pro wrestler who calls himself Albus Rumbledore and works magic with his muscles.
jojostuck: homestuck note that dave is in that picture
Okay, I’m feeling better now. That said, what’s a guy gotta do to get a virtual hug around here?
catsaretheenemy: They are arming themselves! Protect yourself and your family. Buy a crossbow and a shield.
what if we bioengineered trees to have milk instead of sap, so whenever a vegan wanted a glass of milk they could just head on over to the nourishing tree and suckle its splintery udders
arquius: cretinouschronicler said: sorry, that wasn’t what I was trying to do. I actually want to thank you for being one of the few people who has said something nice to me in the past few days. I’m just upset that people aren’t talking to
So yeah, I guess friends are just too much for me to ask for these days. What about acquaintances? People who wouldn’t mind talking to me? A reason I shouldn’t look forward to the possibility of dying in my sleep? Fuck it, I’m just
Seriously, is there anyone around today who wants to talk to me without shitting all over my feelings?
phoods: (via edible perspective - Home - Lemon Herb Cauliflower Bean Dip)
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dinnerwasdelicious: Roasted Beet Salad with Goat CheeseWe love beets and it’s not because they’re the only non-potato vegetable in our January CSA. We love them because they’re earthy and sweet and super fucking tasty. They are the most glamorous
buzzfeed: nailed it. I feel your pain chocolate chip smores, I feel your pain.
REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle. my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack
knottedodyssey: travelthisworld: Consuegra, Spain Ahhhh I saw these windmills! It was super windy and I spent two hours here drinking wine and eating cheese and being a mountain goat trying to get the best shot of each windmill. The secret was that
Welp, I’ve done it. I have officially abandoned any hope of fixing all the things I fucked up in my life. If I get optimistic again and start saying “maybe there’s still a chance” please slap me upside the head. If that doesn&rsquo
just-mach: El Bulli
just-mach: Mango & Vanilla Ice Cream Roll
modernfoodie: (via Entrees / raw-sushi)
How do PETA members manage to sleep at night?
freackthehopeful: I have potatoes now! I think that I shall fry the potatoes with butter and call that dinner! Perhaps I will find a way to ad chess because everything is better with cheese. I am so excited over this twelve dollar shopping trip I took
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I pride myself as a french cook, but I don’t even know what macarons taste like or how to make them
mintvalue: Lobster Bouillabaisse
shein360: USA Holy fuck! I knew gen V was supposed to take place in an american parallel, but I never made this connection
fraternallyidaho: i need to try this I have, it really doesn’t work. then again, maybe my ties are too wide
grimauxilialice: everanix replied to your post: I don’t know why John/Rose bothers me so much but… Eh so long as you understand that there are people (such as myself) who feel the same way about Rosemary Of course and that is ok Would you like
solluxcaptwerk: do you know why johnjade will never be canon because there’s no HEIR IN SPACE
arquius: arachnofiend said: Speaking of which have you received any death threats because of that I sure hope so death threats are a canon url achievement noooo I haven’t even gotten any more followers so far canon urls are somewhat as advertised
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freackthehopeful: knottedodyssey: Update: it was my house, and I almost died when I walked up to my doorstep today and thought I had discovered that someone had laced our door with meth. (I go to school in the METH CAPITAL OF VIRGINIA THIS IS NOT AS
basilgenovese: Prosciutto-Wrapped Truffle Fries
I Talk About Stuff: So I was going to watch some television and knit because I am not...
something I did for 9gag, I’m really proud of it
superhamish: Why are LGBT movies always heartbreaking dramas? I want an LGBT action movie. Die Hard with A Dick In Your Mouth or something. Dirk strider needs his own movie
agnosticbutts: theeverydaygoth: That’s all I was thinking of when I saw this scene in The Hobbit. How does that even happen. The ring just sorta… falls into his finger. Like… that shit is unreal. It doesn’t even happen. the ring is magic,
random-hp-nerd: It is a nasty truth
Why is everyone so busy lately?
5 Psychological Studies Every Awkward Teenager Should Read
deliciousfood1: Sour cream and chive hasselback potato
thecakebar: Petite Lemon Souffles – in Lemons! this is the greatest idea I have ever seen
*piano refrain* Can you remember the days before you were imprisoned in blue
Ugh, I just spent an hour making a lengthy rage comic to explain to 9gag that the friend zone does not exist, and how to let go of someone who doesn’t love you back. Then my browser crashed and I lost everything. Thank you Apple!
arquius: cretinouschronicler: I kind of feel like this should be doc scratch because he never lies? nah, he only lies by omission
I kind of feel like this should be doc scratch
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poffinu: Cozy and Snug in a kickass blanket
beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood: No-Cream of Mushroom Soup. Roasted mushrooms, caramelized until tender, infused with pepper and rosemary…RECIPE
