It’s Only Forever, Not Long At All. (damienm4.tumblr.com)
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nudityandnerdery:animal-crossing:Important context.“Look, we didn’t pay much attention to the people who probably suffered the most, so by that study, we’re fine!”
queenforthepeehole:Pearl (2022)
manny-jacinto:#TMZ reporter found dead in LA
Paging Mr. Hermann
albatross-the-pen-chewer:catsitting is super cool because you’ll be chilling in the guest room and several times a day you get to see this
anneemay:I am sitting and listening
cassie-darlin:cassie-darlin:whatever dude
rodbunny:I am glad the dress still fits me. 👑🍑
van-eazy:Seeing that underwear waistband and lower back when he bends over:
slurpingdripping69:osoalvaro:Yup
sacred-portal:
bevsi:everything
gotterhag:dojacat:this moved me
journeymanfool:journeymanfool:laid in the sun for a little bit yesterday welcome back to adult content - the outtakes
The Daily Beef
stopiwanttotalkaboutcheese:🗡️(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)
thegaymertrainer:If you come in you don’t have to come out
whitepeopletwitter:
evenstevenh:Deal with werewolves in two easy steps! :D
superwholockianpanic:jaksandrow: pinstripebones: lesbiananglerfish: thinkphrontistery: zzazu: hot-tea-nanako: theonewhosawitall: nerdgirl-to-the-rescue: ohmygil: ultrafacts: aussietory: third-way-is-best-way: tuxedoandex: kvotheunkvothe:
george-the-mothertrucker:just-curtain-responses: just-dipshit-thoughts:rin-is-cursed:cannon-fannon: greeedybastard: diggly: mamacastiel: why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke
Tumblr Considers Me A Naughty Blog
pagingmrhermann:
grox:caleanamajored:grox:A cigar/cigarette/cigarillo is a sex object while a vape is purely a toy or candyWhere do joints and blunts fall?Tools
aly-cat-universe:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:raccoons should be encouraged. in what way precisely, i could not say. In their Pursuits, i would supposeI once had a raccoon walk up to me, undo the Velcro pocket on the calf of my cargo pants and steal a
tamvmat:Stardew Valley, void chickens
daviezdizcoballz:
jaubaius: Nosey neighbour problems
*wags*
tristanginger: Not a drag queen, but a Drag Viscountess
definitelynotdakota:loonyloopylisa:
pokeficdaily:
mrapan:Doodles
elitefourkylewantstobattle:Thanks, Janice
wizardpotions:in light of the exposed emails about the media obsession with transphobia being a manufactured moral panic to increase conservative votes id like to remind you that we’ve been saying for years that the right will try to divide and
monkeysaysficus:road-killed:monkeysaysficus:catboybulge:I wanna fuck this sad-phone-dude so badThis is just @oceanicseven True. But which part. But true.Yes
postilionstruckbylightning:himbofisher:last minute contender for tweet of the yearI was not in any sense prepared for that.
RavengardArt
cutthroatbitchcult:queer solidarity
lilacandladybugs: lilacandladybugs:my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring *holds your head
ruffboijuliaburnsides:only-tiktoks:Well this is lovely
alittledesi:kittens-jpg:source
seerofmike:seerofmike:too lazy to retype this but . insane interaction w coworker last nighttell me you have never worked in customer service without telling me you’ve never worked in customer service
log6:pitbolshevik:pitbolshevik:while i understand where people are coming from i think its funny when people romanticize the old internet“the internet now is so damaging to kids”remember when it was like extremely easy to accidentally stumble
malanoite:
bantlers:Tbh I think I was born to be the gardener of some rich handsome gay man in the countryside in the 1700s and spend my time sucking and fucking until I die of shock when he shows me a pear for the first time aged 34
segamascot:oated:segamascot:oated:someone send me slightly flirtatious memes I can send to my bitches to let them know im downlike this?nook
roguemonsterfucker:Current mood: Sad that I don’t have a rich vampire taking care of me financially in exchange for blood.
Ms. Ziegler, if you're nasty
gothgoldengirls:vapid-gay:goobra:aletheinvader:butchflirt:krakenblogs:goobra:this is the gay agenda and i LOVE itBut what if my GF is a Law Enforcer?You should break up with her thenbut BUT what if you’re gay AND a law enforcer?then you’re a traitor
rthko:Gerard Donelan
shiverandqueeef:shiverandqueeef:shiverandqueeef:an important update:
grandtheftflora2electricboogaloo:Horny on main. Horny on alt. Horny in my apartment. Horny on my walk to the store. Horny on
todaysbird:friendsofabracadaver:5-and-a-half-acres:This needs a caption@todaysbirdPokédex
omnicat:badgraph1csghost:badgraph1csghost:whisky-gerblin: asortoflight: themodernsouthernpolytheist: xakumi: hydro-punk: rox-and-prose: yay855: sisterofiris: Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously
noctumsolis:local-weirdo: exigencelost: local-weirdo: exigencelost: redstitcher: exigencelost: exigencelost: The problem with having lesbian moms is you try to be super cool and cut all your hair off and buy a leather jacket and wear boots all
virgil-sanders-the-gay-emo:Do you say y’all?YesNoSee ResultsPls reblog if u vote :)I started saying it ironically but now I just say it gaylyIf you do say y’all, is it in a southern, gay, or other way?