It’s Only Forever, Not Long At All. (damienm4.tumblr.com)
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sapper-in-the-wire-old:goldhornsandblackwool:dogmotif:haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns
Paging Mr. Hermann
typhlonectes:I’d uh… I’d love one thanks…
beaky-peartree:beaky-peartree:i just remembered a story my first plug told me. she’s butch and gets mistaken for a man a lot. one time she was walking home when a guy pulled a knife on her and asked for everything in her pockets. panicking, she
Hail Satan
Maxim
faglrina:
derinthescarletpescatarian:ironwoman359:zzoupz:thinking about them Tumblr is returning to its natural state. Nature is healing.This is what they say at the aisle instead of “I do”
sharkfish:54-tyler:I don’t advocate violence, but EVERY SINGLE employee still at Twitter has an opportunity to do the funniest thing in history this March 15.
perseus-jackass:natalieironside:natalieironside:Steve Harringron in season 1 of Stranger Things is the most character. He did some bad stuff and immediately went “Aw, beans. That wasn’t cool. I better go apologize” at which point The
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scootypuffjr:scootypuffjr:
dormouseking:sometimes i wish i was less of a fucking idiot but i’m not and that’s that
e-the-village-cryptid: e-the-village-cryptid:growing up with a psychologist for a mother was so funny because my sister and i would be like “mo-om why do we have to go to bed now” and she would respond with a long explanation of the research on the
malama-art:started playing pokemon yellow :]
chilchuckdewey:gaysteve:gaysteve:chilchuckdewey:I have been known to indulge in a glass of waterwhat about a bagel what about a fresh toasted bagelummm *dabs forehead with handkerchief* no more questions at this time
texasjew:finelythreadedsky:i just think it’s neat that odysseus gets put in a position where he has to kill his child to avoid going to war and he can’t do it and then agamemnon gets put in a position where he has to kill his child to go to
deathgasmic:wym i don’t know how to flirt? i literally tell you random and unimportant fun facts
ssundiall:adultwithmuscles:ssundiall: did you type in “wizard staff with orb” but the results were too feminine? or did you preemptively assume that the selection of wizard staffs with orbs would be so vast, you needed to narrow down the results
k-wame:тony ward нυѕтler wнιтe (1996 ғιlм) ‧ dιr. rιcĸ caѕтro ‧ вrυce la вrυce
socialmaya:
durnesque-esque: nevver: Matt Shirley I fixed it
thequestionablemossman:Remember the mushrooms are always watching. The gods can’t because they have things to do but the mushrooms do not so they see everything
coopsgirl:huttslut:shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what’s going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.
timelesseternity:ACADEMY AWARD WINNER MICHELLE YEOH
slaughterhousefive:thecyndimistuff:KING. I think it’s worth talking about that he couldn’t get another job between filming the movie and it coming out and lost his health insurance because of it. It’s shameful.
dexdefyingstunts:gotterhag:This is an EXTREMELY blessed post! And accurate! When I first moved out I was so excited for my new place I slept on the floor and had my tv there and that was it. Loved it. You grow and you build and you gain and you lose.
ottermatopoeia:thegaymertrainer:thesecretlifeofchloe on tiktokthis beast is seething with rage
buckhelped: 𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞-𝕺𝖓𝖊 𝕯𝖆𝖞𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗You can give someone your delusion, Sara. That’s religion. Suspiria (2018) dir. Luca Guadagnino
beauxenfantsdumonde:
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airlocksandaviaries:Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys
kimchito:✨
thickness-protection-program:were–ralph:were–ralph:she had them apple bottom memesboots with the slurThe whole club was lookin at her
xsatanssweetheartx:xsatanssweetheartx:I don’t want to work for a living I just want to be hot and grossAnd also to just smoke weed with friends naked in the forest
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newblvotg:
catchymemes:
virtuallyinsane: Still alive by Virtuallyinsane
floodnflow:Touching grass is not enough, I need to touch chest hair
professionalchaoticdumbass:adelphicoracle:schaudwen:striders:at this point it would be less of a liability for elon’s lawyers to just kill him and take their chances on a murder trial this is why elon suddenly hired a praetorian guardThe Ides of March
ropetopsfbay:www.recon.com/ropetopsfbaywww.fetlife.com/ropetopsfbay
chaoticneutralcunt:facefuck your friends friday
taken-for-pomegranted:r0zeclawz:didnt attack OR kill anyone today btwkeep your chin up! there’s always tomorrow :)
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gayteensupreme:gotaholeinmysoull:gayteensupreme:Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature
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deus-ex-aquila:
flouryhedgehog:time-traveling-fetus:funnytwittertweets:this is how i function in real lifeYou know how it is with spaghetti
calellon:but first… a toast! *clinks bulges with you*
betwixtyiff:patamon:Gabumon in the wild! (video source from Twitter)
knuffelberlin2022:KB
Ms. Ziegler, if you're nasty
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