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Faye watched as Mr. Crude undressed to begin her special project.“Whatcha thinking, Faye?” he asked.“I’m thinking two things. First, why did I wait so long to do this, and second, I’m wondering how long it’s going to
Mr. Crude gave Kylie a ride home after class. To thank him, she invited him in, and once inside offered him some extra appreciation.“That’s not necessary, Kylie. I was happy to help out,” he told her.“What if I told you I’ve
Emma sat on the edge of the desk holding a wooden ruler in her hands.“I hope you’re not thinking about using that on me!” exclaimed Mr. Crude.Emma giggled and responded, “Actually, I was hoping you’d use it on me!”
Megan and Sophia, best friends for years, always did things together. Improving their grades in Mr. Crude’s class was no exception and got his permission to do it together as a threesome.“Why don’t you two get warmed up while I watch?
Nola lay on the floor looking up at Mr. Crude and smiling.“Are you sure that’s where you want to perform your special project?” he asked. “That’s not going to be very comfortable.”“Do you mind?” she asked.
Scarlett sat on the edge of the sofa arm as she waited for Mr. Crude to tell her how he wanted her positioned for her special project.“Do you want me to lie across the arm? Kneel on the front edge of a cushion and lean against the back? Or do you
adultstars-sfw:Minxx Marley Minxx waited at the end of her bed, lifted her skirt and said, “I’m ready to start my special project, Mr. Crude!”
Although eager to improve her grade in Mr. Crude’s class, Emma was nervous about performing her special project with him.
As Emma waited for Mr. Crude to make his way to her, she played with her hair and said, “This warm weather has me feeling frisky. How about you?”He chuckled and answered, “You have to ask?”
“Wash my back and I’ll wash yours.”
Jade and her sister were ready for their afternoon with Mr. Crude.
“I see you liked being made to clean the floor with your boobs, Amy,” Mr. Crude said.Amy looked up but said nothing.“Cat got your tongue?” he asked.Amy grinned and replied, “No, sir, but if you put your dick in my mouth,
Much to Mr. Crude’s surprise, Clara dropped by to catch up and talk about old times when she was in his class.“You realize that if it hadn’t been for you, I never would’ve discovered all the joys of sex,” Clara told him.
“Would you like some homemade cookies, old man? How about some ginger snaps?” asked Sabrina.“Do you mean real cookies, Sabrina? Or are you talking about yourself? Either way, I’d love some, young lady!” answered Mr. Crude.
Betty looked back at Mr. Crude and asked, “What are you waiting for?”He responded, “I thought you might want to take off your thong.”Betty grinned and said, “No… just pull it to the side and shove it in!”
“Are you sure this is the uniform I’m supposed to wear, Mr. Crude?”“Yes. Just be careful not to spill hot coffee on yourself.”
As Sabrina walked out on the patio, she looked up at Mr. Crude and said, “You really wore me out last night, old man! I’m so tired this morning.”“I could say the same thing, young lady,” he replied.
Happy Boxing Day!
Holding her fingertips over her nipples Jenny said to Mr. Crude, “I assume you hand picked this outfit for me.”He chuckled and replied, “As a matter of fact…”
Ivy grinned and asked Mr. Crude, “Ready to open your present? Don’t worry… I have a bottle of lube under the tree.”
Jessica, Nikki and Amy decided to pool their resources and give Mr. Crude a very special group gift.“We hope you don’t have plans to be anywhere else ‘cause this may take a long, long time.”
Lily shushed Mr. Crude and then told him to sit down on the sofa and get ready to receive her gift to him.
As Valentina tugged on the waistband of her thong she looked into Mr. Crude’s eyes and asked, “Want a little peek at what I’m giving you?”
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2kuriousformore: Mr. Crude wishes everyone a good one!
Julie and Beth got up early so they could get started opening their presents.
Hailey wanted to give Mr. Crude a very special gift for Christmas.
Lauren presented her home baked cookies to Mr. Crude and asked, “Do you think Santa will enjoy these?”He smiled and replied, “If you mean the cookies, most likely he will.”
Sabrina, Emma and Bella attacked Santa Crude and gave him quite a scare. As he later found out, they had no intention of hurting him. Rather, they placed dildos on the ends of their power tools and invited him to test the toys on each of them.
A Brief History of Festivus: A Holiday for the Rest of UsThe story of that first Festivus is a simple one. Many December 23rd’s ago, a great man named Frank Costanza went to buy a doll for his son. He reached for the last one, but so did another
How Loopy Is That
As Amy lay on the floor in front of the Christmas tree she said to Mr. Crude, “I hope you’re going to unwrap me soon.”
“Didn’t you get the memo, Mr. Crude? It’s a costume party! I guess you’ll just have to strip down and be a naked Santa.”
Emma stood in front of her Christmas tree and asked Mr. Crude, “Do you like my tree?”He grinned and answered, “I hadn’t noticed it until just now, but yes, it’s very pretty… just like you!”
The Never Ending Story
spikyknee: Be happy everyone Blue Christmas.
*groan*
Lydia, one of Mr. Crude’s neighbors, invited him to her private Christmas party.
spikyknee:Xmass fun
“Hurry up, Mr. Crude. Your elves want to sit on your lap.”
SNL Digital Short: Dick in a Box - UncensoredSee the entire video at: https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/snl-digital-short-d-in-a-box-uncensored/2750629
adultstars-sfw: Alex Coal After leading Mr. Crude to her bedroom, Alex looked back at him, smiled and said, “I made it extra easy for you… no panties today!”
Mr. Crude wasn’t sure if Suzie meant to give him a show or was just pressing her breasts against the window accidentally, but he liked what he saw.
“Guess what’s coming, Mr. Crude!” exclaimed Vanna.He chuckled and responded, “You?”“I was thinking ‘Christmas,’ but I like your answer better!”
You look comfortable,“ said Mr. Crude.”Kim smiled and asked, “Why don’t you pull out your cock and make me uncomfortable?”
Kenzie tried not to appear happy to be kneeling in front of Mr. Crude. In truth, she could hardly wait for him to force his cock down her throat.
As Faith slid out of her seat she looked back at Mr. Crude to thank him for giving her a ride home.“My parents are out of town for the weekend, if you’d like to come in for a while,” she said.“I’m not sure I can remain a
As Sabrina blew a kiss to Mr. Crude he smiled and then asked, “Aren’t you cold?”Sabrina quickly blew him another kiss and then said, “Nope! Not when I’m thinking about the things we do together.”
adultstars-sfw: Laney Grey Laney lifted her top to show off her bra to Mr. Crude and said, “My panties match. Wanna see ‘em?”“Oh, I believe you, Laney,” he replied.Laney grinned and said, “Sure you do, but I’m
adultstars-sfw: Melody Wylde Melody made sure Mr. Crude got a good look at her ass as she prepared for her private tutoring session.
Actually, any brand of bar soap will work.
Mily slipped off her blouse when Mr. Crude wasn’t looking and wondered if she could get her pants off before he turned back around. She started whistling nervously which caught his attention.“What’s up, Mily?” he asked. “Are
Angel decided to shoot a selfie for Mr. Crude. She sent it to him with the message, “I’m waiting for you!”
Ariel didn’t mind getting down and dirty, especially if it meant Mr. Crude was going to get down and dirty with her.
“It’s looking like we might have a white Christmas!”
Daniella watched Mr. Crude undress as she waited to begin her special project to improve her grade in his class.
