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adultstars-sfw: Monika Dee Not long after she finished her special project, Monika looked inside her shorts and said, “Uh-oh! Your cum is leaking out!”
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Me as a grandmother: “Just pull yourself up by your butt straps - I already had a 55-gallon drum of lube by the time I was your age.”
“May the fourth be with you.”
“Like my cow-kini?”
“I’m having a little trouble with this knot. Would you help me?”
“Look ma - no nipples!”
“Come on… I know you want it!”
“Come sit down and let me relive some of your tension.”
“Ouch! My back! I sure hope you got that one ‘cause I don’t think I can do another hair flip.”
Rose sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “Would you come over and unhook this for me, please? I promise to make it worth your time!”
When Mr. Crude went to welcome his new neighbor to the neighborhood, she welcomed him into her bed.
Niece noticed that Mr. Crude was standing behind her and staring at her ass.“You want it? Take it!” she said.
“Step right up!”
“Arrr! I’m a pirate, but I don’t have a sunken chest!”
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “Even though my pusstols are fading, I’m still planning to get them lasered off.”
Casey was waiting for Mr. Crude to arrive for Sunday brunch. When he entered she smiled and said, “I have your favorite thing to munch on right here.”
“My eyes are up here!”
“Alright, Niece… what are you up to now?”“I’m an accountant,” she said.“Adding up all your earnings from your Only Fans account?”Niece smiled and responded, “Yes, and I did better than usual. I think
Riley sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “I’ve been working on my ass. Can you tell?”
“Are you chilled, Emma?”“No… just thinking about what we’re probably going to be doing in a few minutes.”
adultstars-sfw: Alex Coal “I’m a little surprised you came to my cookout without your boyfriend, Alex,” said Mr. Crude.“He’s got nothing on you, Mr. Crude,” replied Alex with a grin. “You more than proved that
Shelley bit her thumb as Mr. Crude lowered his boxers and then said, “If I’d known about that before I would’ve performed my special project long ago!”
Niece sent Mr. Crude a selfie with the message, “This is my last clean outfit. You might as well come over and get it dirty before I start doing laundry.”
Sophia stood in front of Mr. Crude holding an old fashioned rug beater and said, “I’m about to be a very naughty girl. I think it’s best that you go ahead and administer my punishment.”
“Give me a minute to get undressed and then we can start my special project.”
“Come on in. I’ve been waiting for you.”
Katrina lifted her skirt as she told Mr. Crude, “Just thinking about earning my ‘C’ by you fucking me caused me to soak my panties. See?”
After arriving at Mr. Crude’s house to perform her special project, Julia looked at him and said, “To save a little time, I didn’t bother putting on a bra or panties.”“That’s fine, Julia, but what about the possibility
As Jia was sliding down the banister she looked at Mr. Crude and said, “You’ll never guess why it’s so easy for me to slide on this!”
When Mr. Crude walked into the bathroom Bree looked into his eyes and asked, “Would you mind washing my back for me?”
Niece reached up and caressed Mr. Crude’s balls as he stood over her.“I hope you’re planning to lower those onto my mouth, big boy!” she said with a grin.Mr. Crude smiled as he began to squat over her.
Sabrina smiled as Mr. Crude approached her.“You look happy, young lady!” he said.“I am! I’m happy to see you!” she responded. “As you can see, I dressed just for you.”
adultstars-sfw: Lady Dee “I’m gonna need this lube to earn my ‘A’ in your class, Mr. Crude.”
“I made handles for you!”
“Oh, that feels good, but it’d be much better if you were doing it!”