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knsth: me online: men are absolutely evil. nothing they do or say can be trusted and they should be avoided at all costs me at a bar: convincingly fake laughs at a guy’s borat reference because he’s 6′4
roses are red, violets are blue
And when you have waited—-has it made you sure?
squidyword: squidyword: stridward: My salary is so shitty 😒 have you tried the bbq ranch chicken salad from Wendy’s? OMG I THOUGHT THAT SAID SALAD
treehaver: customer service worker: *apologizes for something very minor and inconsequential* me, in tears: you’ve done nothing wrong, ever, in your life
thenerdsaurus: 2016 so far…
veryoldlady: setheverman: don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page cool
Chill
♡♡♡
icarus falls
arminsarmy: marielovesgroban: Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow. Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s
A Simple Hoe.
forevernet2k: european children: Fämther may i go to the meat shjöp
geodude: afsafajsnbfahs delete this
Your Favorite Asian Baby Face 【◈︿◈】
wooho0o
gentlepisces: me trying to not be negative in 2016:
proof that the sun is fake
chroniccisphobia: If someone doesn’t “seem” disabled to you, maybe it’s because they’ve been forced to develop a huge and complex system of coping mechanisms in order to try and survive in an ableist world. It’s probably that.
ZACK IS ON TUMBLR
me if i owned a foosball table
tired
nonlinear-nonsubjective: is anyone else annoyed by the stereotype that young people’s phones are a loud and annoying device? because i have never heard anyone under 30 who doesn’t have their phone on vibrate. like 100% of the time if the marimba
fourformyheadaches: edgarallanfuck: sevvey6: fish-d: cry-of-the-brave: The photo at top is the most-viewed image in the world, the “Bliss” wallpaper that came with Windows XP. The photo at bottom is what the same spot looks like today. Earth
hi i'm lucas
caecia: marks strange love of ketchup fuels me
I'm pretty much fucked.
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rhyannasnow: ok but imagine this post mark’s return to earth he and the rest of the hermes crew are gathered at some press conference where he’s discussing how he survived, what it’s like to be a symbol for humanity’s further attempts for interplanetary
sasstronautmarkwatney: I’ve seen a lot of talk about Mark having sensory overload when he gets back to earth and shit. Like, yes, he was alone for 18 months and then gets to earth 7 months after that. Gone for almost 3 years. So, he has to deal with
alexia
interstellarfanatic: “The Martian” (2015) dir. Ridley Scott
achilles’ heelys
caecia: space dude havin fun on mars
stevesbootyshorts: I just love how much Mark Watney hates potatoes. Can you imagine how hard the crew would troll him after he gets back? Sending him fancy gift baskets but they’re full of potatoes. Potatoes in his stocking for christmas. Giving him
ghlorfindels: At some point, everything’s gonna go south on you and you’re going to say, this is it. This is how I end. Now you can either accept that, or you can get to work. That’s all it is. You just begin. You do the math. You solve one
coffee stains & early mornings..
markwatneyy: my current life motto tbh
renwalker: nasa: watney, don’t do that. mark watney:
C H A O S
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wrecknician: the joey comes out but it’s a better idea to leave it in
chlamydia-trachomatis: when will the kinkshaming stop
darkestnighthour: Beyoncé in the studio recording “Partition”
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safewordcat: carudamon119: 「とんでもないものを釣ってしまった…」 池で釣った超巨大魚がコチラ ur mother
outoftheashess: I can’t even with this racist bullshit
conceptgay: do straight people know how to create media without het romances like it doesn’t matter if it’s a story about the world ending or kids killing each other in an arena or people trapped on an island with rampaging dinosaurs, they will find
mettatons-hips: can you imagine wolf having to explain his scars to his child they ask when they’re really young so he’s pretty vague about most of them except one of the small ones on his arm he’s pretty blunt in the explanation of ‘oh that
thehpalliance: We are with you: processing, grieving, baffled, shattered, grasping desperately for light. Here is what we know: unspeakable harm was done to Paris tonight; unspeakable harm will be done to people of Muslim faith and people of color by
