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xfaults:xfaults: there’s a website called avoidhumans.com that can let you look up local public places that aren’t crowded. just reposting for any of my followers who haven’t seen this! i love you all
django-lionheart:This is incredible.
lmao (lamenting my anguish online)
theclearlydope: TRUTH!
willyvvanka: when someone tells u that u shouldnt eat so much pasta
bunsen:when you’re checking someone out and they catch you
buzzcut season
radiant-array:bryko:watch his hair blatantly intersect with the lockersmy college animation professor worked on jimmy neutron and he was just like “listen yeah we knew and we just didn’t have the time or money to care”. the power would go out at
inu-bo: boys don’t get the whole gay thing so
doctopus:me when my group member did none of the work
ladugard: The only nail polish for me
danbutt: the thing about “coming out” that straight ppl just do not get is that it’s not one big event where you say “i’m not straight!” and that’s the end of that. it’s a constant fuckin barrage of anxiety whenever you meet someone new
cool girl
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startorrent02: This is some scary propaganda dystopian novel shit.
barrageofnerdery:guy:mistressmalfoy: my dad doesn’t believe that dogs can smile so here is a compilation of 10 of my fave smiling dog pictures I can’t wait to grow up and own 30 dogs The happiest post on the internet.
hi im kevin
n8
meatbicyclevevo: thetowndrugdealer: precumming: I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!! or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing? thats so rude
officialnorthamerica: I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died
astropunkz:my feminist rage literally fuels me I was struggling to open a new pickle jar and my dad said “give it to me I’m a man” and I looked him dead in the eye and suddenly opened the jar without a problem I’m like the feminist hulk
elijahwood: LOTR Cast Commentary
old1ddude: srslycris:——————-This is so sweet! These boys!
Chill
hi i'm lucas
dying: giggle: thank the lord for my phone screen not cracking yet even though I’ve dropped my phone so many times jinx
magui-gui:snorlaxatives:this is the worst, most obnoxious shirt i’ve ever seen. i feel so annoyed after looking at this shirtWhere is the rest of the shirt? Where did their body go?
clickholeofficial: 10 Things Only People With Gauges Will Understand
th-orns:pizzaotter:emptiable:Dawn French is a national treasureShe is.I have been waiting my whole life for this gifset
fat amy
onlinegf: onlinegf: “Is your brother hot?” Well here are some nice pics of him so u can decide for urself happy birthday to my brother
thebottlemen:This is how all rape trials should go. Especially those of people who work in the sex industry because, unfortunately, some people take their profession as consent.
bombing: dantheman2033: bombing: if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on
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I was reerview
deathpoolquinn:fuckyeahblackcelebrities:nicki watching iggy performI love how everyone behind her is just not looking
coltre: me: *is a living train wreck* yaaas!!! stay hydrated guys! life is so beautiful we are all beautiful always smile at strangers and eat healthy :)
Let’s Get Into It
failure's dead ringer
8bitbear:remember the literal dark ages when screens weren’t backlit and you needed this fucking thing to see what you were doing
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signs least likely to win an oscar
telapathetic: the floor is a shelf for everything
paraesthesie: shoutout to mentally ill people who are in such a bad place that they can’t even fulfill basic tasks like grocery shopping or showering or getting dressed or taking their meds properly you are still wonderful and worthy of respect and
fuck
disneyskellington: Despite how sad I am over Tim and Helena’s separation, this headline still made me laugh.
Ok Boomer
an excellent day for an exorcism
lilysinthefall: A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get out
Stubble drawn on MS Paint
BEST Flynn Rider has his priorities sorted. Flynn Rider is the only sane person in Disney. other than Maybe they’re related Its the hair
lagio: biscochozorro: hussieologist:femtoxic: bonitaapplebelle: White people are wild man LMFAO. They so extra Who gives a shit. I’m crying
soufflesandbowties: 50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
espanolbarbie:Me when I get my way
littlestpetdjpinkie: When people with bad grammar try to insult you like
indicaxdreams: So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF