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just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if I’ve already bought the clothes I’m going to die in.
just-shower-thoughts: My cat unconditionally loves and trusts a giant more than five times her height and fifteen times her weight who could crush her by accident without even realizing.
just-shower-thoughts: People are insecure because society tells them they aren’t good enough, but when they admit their insecurities, society tells them they are the best.
lastlips: felinerage: just-shower-thoughts: Saying you handle transactions for a multi-billion dollar company is way better than saying you’re a cashier at McDonald’s That’s pretty much how a well written resume works. Need to up my bullshitting
just-shower-thoughts: If the Germans were “Jerries” and the English “Tommies” in WWI/II, then “Tom and Jerry” takes on a whole new meaning
just-shower-thoughts: Fish being caught and released back into the water are the aquatic equivalent of a human who claims to be abducted by aliens
just-shower-thoughts: A ? is half a lightbulb because when the question is answered it completes the lightbulb (the idea).
just-shower-thoughts: Why are Christians so against same-sex marriage when Jesus had two fathers and turned out just fine?
homohomiex:skeetbucket: alexandertheswell: I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!! THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER ITS BACK
flirty-posts: this blog will make you horny
notfunnystuff: Follow on Instagram http://ift.tt/1zaVL3z or Twitter https://twitter.com/notfunstuff for more posts by FunnyStuff
amargedom: I had to haha
gentlellama: Forgive me if this has been posted already, but I wanted to share my joy with you.
weallheartonedirection: slayer
Awesome Vines!!!
funlolgifs: funny jokes
bussykween: tattandsassy:Shut up, this is not real…
tyleroakley: soyzilla: why does the glass get fuller? that’s none of your business
jules616: Harley and Ivy to the rescue. Batman: Black and White #3.
Got Sass And A Great Ass
The Broken Butterfly
Johnny and Dora
Contrary to popular belief...
read it could save you
anna-kendrickarchive: Anna Kendrick for Esquire US Magazine, June/July 2015
My wicked diary
forthefuns: follow forthefuns for more funny stuff
flirty-posts: love sexting? you must follow this blog!
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matthewsagan: when you tryin to fall asleep and your restless leg syndrome kicks in
I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...
nonesuchgarden: erikaschnellert: I don’t know what happened after that… I LAUGHED UNTIL I CRIED
teensvirgin:dandelionwine-world:I was scared more than all the seasons of American horror storythis vine is better than all of freak show
ecosynchronous: ecosynchronous: PROTECT and DEFEND trans women if you put trans women in danger because you can’t help running your fucking mouth, you are the ENEMY and will be ERADICATED if you are a cis person who scrolled past this without reblogging
transdimensionalboundaries: littlestspider: duckduckbae: h-und-maedels: lipstickslesbian:lesradicalfeminisms: to-grow–a-plant: as pride season rolls around let me remind fellow het-partnered bisexual people:Pride really isn’t for you, so don’t
darktonystark: autistic-zuko: japhers: cycloptic-coatl-puck: majorkimblee: i love how no one messes with avatar the last airbender. there are people who are like, wow you watch doctor who? fucking nerd. you watch anime? gosh you’re such a weirdo.
matthewsagan: yeah but it’s only like 1/5 the size of his head
falloutby: OH MY GOD
moonlightinyoureyes: daveshady: conbox: “Every girl has dreamed about carrying a child”. once i had a dream that i was pregnant and then i gave birth and it was a litter of kittens but i dont think that counts bc im a boy okay it got even better
kh2rac: grapefruitjews: HOLY SHIT THIS PUN OMG
kissingandcoffee: sneakyfeets: HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG
Ellosteph Fanpage
mariesrps-deactivated20150103: Marie Avgeropoulos being completely adorable. (◕‿◕✿)
mrsminxalot: aeon-fux:realisticdreaams:-lsd:brooklynrenewhite:ohmanis:Sugar. Spice. And everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create these perfect women… but Professor Utoniom accidentally added an extra ingredient…. Chemical XOMFG
Fallen Angels Coffin
mattmcguigan: tonight while drinking wine and singing karaoke I decided that encouragement-bots was a good idea
witchcraft-y: this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game
goal.. Please follow me! :) REBLOG IF YOU ARE ONLINE AND FOLLOW BACK ♥♥♥ F for f! Like for like! I need to follow some new, neat blogs! ♥ FOLLOW BACK SPREE! :-) ♥ Thanks
srsfunny: A Challenge That’s Not For Everyonehttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/
weallheartonedirection: Traveled around Europe for 2 months and this was probably my best picture [OC]
soc93: when you feel bad for being mean for no reason
thunderfuckingalaska: miley’s fans are very observant
lolfactory: I FOUND HIM GUYS
srsfunny: Groovy Hendrix Recreationhttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/
sinful-debauchery:fvesos:I get scared when I’m showering and I hear noise like what if my family is being murdered out there and I have no time to get dressed I am going to have to fight this person naked; tiddies flying and all dat shitI had this too
BATHING SUITS FOR THE SIGNS
desertwinds: Brought her home today. I decided to make my own dream come true lol.